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I got quirked up Gaddafi...what the fuck?

This free online 45-question personality test will allow you to compare yourself with the personalities of 20 murderous dictators and terrorists, using a hybrid of the scientific "Big Five" measure of personality and the cognitive theories of C.G. Jung. Furthermore, this test will also match your personality scores with peer-reviewed university studies.

Dio Mios, Jung and the "Big Five". So you know every other question was "Logic or empathy, you can only be either/or because it's never logical to be kind, no sir!"

The 20 murderous villains are: Heinrich Himmler, Joseph Goebbels, Hermann Goering, Adolf Hitler, Albert Speer, Karl Doenitz, Rudolf Hess, Joachim von Ribbentrop, Joseph Stalin, Vladimir Putin, Vladimir Lenin, Mao Zedong, Che Guevara, Ulrike Meinhof, Osama bin Laden, Ruhollah Khomeini, Saddam Hussein, Benito Mussolini, Idi Amin, and Muammar Gaddafi.

PUTIN SPOTTED! The only way this could be more liberal is if they put one of the Kims, Xi or Voldermort in there

Putting this in main because where the hell else would you put this trash?

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[–] 30_to_50_Feral_PAWGs@hexbear.net 32 points 2 months ago (5 children)

What the fuck

No, seriously. What the fuck?

[–] GenderIsOpSec@hexbear.net 25 points 2 months ago (1 children)

prisoner-chained how-compelling-flipped

im sorry but its for your own good

[–] 30_to_50_Feral_PAWGs@hexbear.net 26 points 2 months ago (1 children)

PSA: if you exhibit AuDHD symptoms, libs think you are literally i-am-adolf-hitler

[–] LadyCajAsca@hexbear.net 13 points 2 months ago

Lol that's what I got too, like, I was expecting some other nazi or a communist, but I got the fuhrer himself, like?? It's just funny to think about, like most personality tests using people as archetypes.

[–] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 23 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I got that too.

Sorry comrades, I will escort myself to the pit.

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[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Wait I want to see more of the warnings please this is hilarious

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[–] nothx@hexbear.net 25 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 14 points 2 months ago

Haha yea me too

[–] Salah@hexbear.net 23 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Mussolini, I tried a second time because I wasn’t happy with my answers and result but then I was even closer to mussolini

[–] MemesAreTheory@hexbear.net 22 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I fucking KNEW I was the one true leftist on this site. I'm in the aura farming business, and business is BOOMING.

KNEW

[–] Moss@hexbear.net 21 points 2 months ago (3 children)
[–] elpaso@hexbear.net 15 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] WhatDoYouMeanPodcast@hexbear.net 13 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] Belly_Beanis@hexbear.net 8 points 2 months ago
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[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 20 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I got Che. Based on the graph im his level headed older brother

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[–] soyaEnjoyer@hexbear.net 16 points 2 months ago (1 children)
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[–] Mutalisk@hexbear.net 15 points 2 months ago (1 children)

putting "I'm reliable, like Karl Doenitz" into my grindr profile

[–] kristina@hexbear.net 12 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

i got him too, sorry guys i failed the revolution by being far more interested in trains than violent overthrow of the government trans-sad

[–] guolai@hexbear.net 15 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I got Gaddafi.

『you are extravagantly and unashamedly quirky, prizing experiences and conversations that are out of the ordinary. You are lively and free-spirited - maybe a little too free-spirited - and won't be trapped and suffocated by anything. You find conformity stifling in every sense, whether it be regular everyday 9-5 routines, mainstream fashion, or rigorous academic requirements of intellectual consistency. By all means keep doing your own thing, but realize that a greater awareness of practical concerns may benefit both yourself and those around you.』

[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 13 points 2 months ago

TWINSIEEEEES 💅

[–] Super_Lumalo@hexbear.net 14 points 2 months ago

I got Goebbels 😭😭😭

[–] Noodles4dinner@hexbear.net 14 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 13 points 2 months ago

methods that may have been untried for a reason?

OH MY GLOB, SHUT THE FUCK THE FUCK UP

Quirky Chungus Murder Man Astrology run amok!

[–] JoeByeThen@hexbear.net 13 points 2 months ago

At no point did it ask if I would stop in Berlin, I'm beginning to think Stalin isn't even an option. catgirl-cry

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[–] Alaskaball@hexbear.net 13 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] Alaskaball@hexbear.net 11 points 2 months ago

I'm starting to think Lenin, Stalin, and Mao aren't actually in the prize pool and this was made to fuck with us

[–] thelastaxolotl@hexbear.net 12 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Im Albert Speer

Minister of Armaments in Nazi Germany "One seldom recognizes the devil when he is putting his hand on your shoulder."

Uh uh

[–] 9to5@hexbear.net 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

High ranking Nazis on my Hexbear ? Its more likely than you think

[–] thelastaxolotl@hexbear.net 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

At least i didnt get hitler

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[–] segfault11@hexbear.net 11 points 2 months ago

quirk chungus gaddafi

[–] GenderIsOpSec@hexbear.net 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

did this before and got bin Laden

same as now:

Like Osama Bin Laden, you are mild-mannered, soft-spoken, and courteous in dealing with people, but you believe so strongly in your own ideas that you can become downright fanatical at times. It is not that you want to push your ideas through at the expense of others. Your conviction is charismatic and so you have the power to inspire others to pursue your goals. Use it wisely!

[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 12 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Why are you all Bin Laden lmao what is going on at Hexbear?

[–] Belly_Beanis@hexbear.net 8 points 2 months ago

We're the remnants of the Afghan republic, obviously.

[–] tactical_trans_karen@hexbear.net 9 points 2 months ago

Gaddafi gang rise up!! gaddafi-happy

[–] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 9 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

It's Gaddafi all the way down

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