Consider the consequences of your actions, please!

As someone with full auditory and visual Aphantasia. This is extremely fucked up and ableist. (I am honestly only half joking this is very ableist either way)

I can't rotate cows in my head. I can't even hear cows in my head.

The cops still can't stop be tho.

as an aphantasiac I will literally describe the worst possible scene and you will be forced to picture it

and I will win

:3

A polish song about doing cocaine playing quietly

When I used to have to go to church as a kid, I'd imagine I was starting a new save file of Zelda Ocarina of Time. By the time mass was over I'd usually be up to one of the first rooms in the Great Deku Tree, in my head. It was only decades later I learned I was also autistic, but that's a story for another day!

That did not solve my boredom.

I made the cow walk upright, gave the cow a bardiche, made 665 more cows like that, and made them raid a village.

That was entertaining.

Aphantasia enters the chat.

Why is the cow wearing a thong? :(

Me: Low chuckle

Mind police: "Hands up!"

There is no cow level

I don't even have to close my eyes to do this

I have seen aphantasia mentioned many times but don't forget about hyperphantasia

Traitorous people want to make you believe for some reason that YOU CAN do things WITHOUT your LOCAL CORPORATION knowing. TO USE such DANGEROUS things as IMAGINATION is ANTI AMERICAN, and is the attempt of ILLEGAL ALIENS to weaken the AMERICAN ECONOMY which is doing great, best it has ever been, yesterday a big economy, strong economy; beautiful economy, came down to me, tears down its eyes, thanking me, saying mister President, thank you so much for making me beautiful again, and I said of course I did, after SLOW POWEL got out, I was able to lower interest rates, devalue the dollar and FORCE AMERICAN FACTORIES back so that great products like most AMERICAN products can really SUCEED and BRING the AMERICAN DREAM BACK contrary to CHINA which is faltering, have you seen how mismanaged their real estate sector is, I could’ve done much better, cause I am a GENIUS and clearly I am amazing, did you see how I ACED MULTIPLE COGNITIVE TESTS, they asked me list these animals, and I said, it’s obvious, woman man person camera TV and the doctor, she speaking of XI, he’s an amazing leader who is making China great and TOLD ME that I PREVENTED AMERICAN DECLINE AND AM NOW ON ROUTE TO A GOLDEN AGE like my BALLROOM which is GOLDEN and TACTICAL, and SAFE just like our stock market IT IS RISING AND BETTER THAN EVER. THANK YOU FOR YOU ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER, PRESIDENT DONALD JOHNATHAN TRUMP

Gotta be honest, sleep deprivation really helps with these

...and the cops can't stop you

Neither can the cow hehehehehehe

Am I supposed to assume a spherical cow?

The problem with this approach is that I will sooner or later imagine the cow as a cube. A cowube, if you will.