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"Used to"
He still does, but he used to too.
(sorry, mitch)
He's no longer healthy enough for Viagra
As if that would stop him from trying to stuff his flaccid penis where it doesn't belong.
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There's no way his weiner still works.
What do you think the Trump-Epstein Friendship Ballroom is for? National security? /s
Thanks for the new one. Been using this one for a while now.
Used to?
When do you think he stopped?
I think he stopped, involuntarily, for a bit after Epstein and Maxwell thing. But only because he lost easy access and the people left in that ring had to keep a mich lower profile for a bit. It's surely well past that now though, I really wonder what the group is ATM.
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It's highly like that Trump killed or had someone killed on Epstein's Island. It's also a chance he and Epstein were eating some of the ones killed. Just saying.
That would make perfect sense because they kept going on and on about Hillary Clinton and those "spirit parties" where they say she ate children.
Every accusation is a confession with these mother fuckers.
That assertion becomes less and less hyperbolic with time. It's truly alarming.
I'm left wondering that, if a person lacks any/all creativity whatsoever, is this how they fabricate lies? It might just explain how pathological this behavior is.
I think it's a more of a dual purpose, attack and defensive measure. I relate it to the childish "I know what you are but what am I?" when you're called a name.
They make the accusations first because they don't care about truth, and then when the truth finally comes out that they were the people actually doing the thing it makes it easier for them to get their supporters to brush it off as the opposition just saying "no, you!"
Considering the files have already made mention to both necrophilia and cannibalism of infants, I wouldn't be surprised in the slightest to find out Trump's name had been redacted or in a file that has yet to be released related to those incidents.
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I don't know if you've heard this already but there's emails of them talking about eating cheese.
Users suspect it means they're eating the intestines of breastfeeding newborns. Since their mother's milk turns to cheese inside their gut.
Saw something of them eating a lot of "jerky" as well.
they also had a "sex ranch" in new mexico? where they repeadtly raped young men or boys, and thiels involved too.
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Ah, you see, by "state" he really meant "unincorporated territory" where the residents have no federal voting rights, and US citizenship is at the discretion of Congress.
Oh so, a fiefdom?
What an old name. Since the 1600s everybody prefers "colony".
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Republicans: "Congrats Venezuela, you are now America's 51st state! Go be Americans!"
Venezuela: "Okay, here are our two Democrat senators. K, thanks."
Republicans: "No! Not like that!!"
Hah. You assume that by annexing territory everyone living there gets naturalized. These ghouls would sooner repeat what's happening in Palestine.
The former Venezuelans will be declared illegal immigrants and deported to South Sudan.
*laughs in Puerto Rican*
two Democrat senators
They would elect two PSUV senators. It would be kinda cool to have two senators who would get up there and denounce Bernie Sanders as a reactionary.
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The Epstein files are video and audio files. Why haven't we even seen one of those yet, but all sorts of low sized PDFs instead?
Epstein
likely including so many people on it besides trump, likely most billionaires are on it, plus other world leaders to, ceos.
Did he already forget about Canada?
I think he's getting tired of having his balls nailed to the wall so he's trying for softer targets while the mid terms loom
yes, attacking canada dint have the same effect as distraction against iran and south americ. it had the opposite effect of economically damaging part of the us.
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Puerto Ricans: are we a joke to you?
yes, and you're a long time getting it.
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What's the closest mainland continental country to Jeffrey Epstein's island, Little St. James?
Oh yeah, it's Venezuela.
It's weird to me that I haven't seen anyone else talk about that.
Republicans: We know the president said 51st state, but what he really meant was territory, you know, like Puerto Rico. We get all the benefits of owning them, they get none of the representation. Just how we like it.
They were illegal when they got here, so they are still illegal. They have to go back to their own country, and re-enter the US properly.
Of course, when they get there and find out their own country is now a US state, and they can't enter it, there may be some confusion.
You know, I’ve never thought about it before but Venezuela kinda looks a bit like a mildly deformed Africa.
Yours is better. I was thinking Texas.
But since there’s already a Texas on the north side of the gulf of America, we could then have North Texas and South Texas.
It would be funny because Texans would be pissed that they weren’t the only special and unique Texas.
Also fewer white people.
Venezuela is also larger than Texas, at 352,140 square miles per Wikipedia vs. 268,596. That'll make Texans really pissed.
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This is exactly why this will never happen. Same reason the US only annexed the sparsely populated portions of Northwest Mexico after the war when they could have conquered the whole country. But gaining thousands of non-white citizens is too odious for white-supremacists to stomach.
He can feel the dying of the light and is now fully into his legacy shopping phase .
Your country will be invaded. You will be declared an illegal immigrant in the place you were born. You will be deported to a third-party nation you have no connection to whatsoever.
It would mean they're not immigrants at all, merely traveling from one US state to another, no need to cross any border or go through any customs.
No because ICE will move in and start deporting them to El Salvador
Dummy, itll work like puerto rico. Youre a citizen, as long as you dont actually try to use your rights.
Never gonna happen, but if it did why not split it into multiple states? Really cement the democratic advantage
How would the golden dome planning work in this case? Alaska and Hawaii were hard enough to accommodate in the original plan...
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