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They won't be legal immigrants this would make them citizens.
this post was submitted on 13 May 2026
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Did he post this right after his visit to Xi? Bet China has a tape from Epstein’s hidden cameras bought from some Mossad asset. Its Steel Dossier 2 Electric Goodbye Taiwan Boogaloo.
"Used to"
He still does, but he used to too.
(sorry, mitch)
There's no way his weiner still works.
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Thanks for the new one. Been using this one for a while now.
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How would the golden dome planning work in this case? Alaska and Hawaii were hard enough to accommodate in the original plan...
No, they get lebensbraumed out.
It's highly like that Trump killed or had someone killed on Epstein's Island. It's also a chance he and Epstein were eating some of the ones killed. Just saying.
That would make perfect sense because they kept going on and on about Hillary Clinton and those "spirit parties" where they say she ate children.
Every accusation is a confession with these mother fuckers.
That assertion becomes less and less hyperbolic with time. It's truly alarming.
I'm left wondering that, if a person lacks any/all creativity whatsoever, is this how they fabricate lies? It might just explain how pathological this behavior is.
I think it's a more of a dual purpose, attack and defensive measure. I relate it to the childish "I know what you are but what am I?" when you're called a name.
They make the accusations first because they don't care about truth, and then when the truth finally comes out that they were the people actually doing the thing it makes it easier for them to get their supporters to brush it off as the opposition just saying "no, you!"
I don't know if you've heard this already but there's emails of them talking about eating cheese.
Users suspect it means they're eating the intestines of breastfeeding newborns. Since their mother's milk turns to cheese inside their gut.
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Considering the files have already made mention to both necrophilia and cannibalism of infants, I wouldn't be surprised in the slightest to find out Trump's name had been redacted or in a file that has yet to be released related to those incidents.
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they also had a "sex ranch" in new mexico? where they repeadtly raped young men or boys, and thiels involved too.
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So.... Um...
Canada, Venezuela, Mexico, and Greenland will get merged together to become America's 51st state?
With all that talk, I guess I'd expected him to be at least on his 52nd by now.
Nope. I dunno if anyone else is with me, but as a Canadian, I will oppose any further talk of 51st state.
Ah, you see, by "state" he really meant "unincorporated territory" where the residents have no federal voting rights, and US citizenship is at the discretion of Congress.
Oh so, a fiefdom?
What an old name. Since the 1600s everybody prefers "colony".
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What's the closest mainland continental country to Jeffrey Epstein's island, Little St. James?
Oh yeah, it's Venezuela.
It's weird to me that I haven't seen anyone else talk about that.
Puerto Ricans: are we a joke to you?
They keep voting to stay away. And I don't blame them.
yes, and you're a long time getting it.
Republicans: "Congrats Venezuela, you are now America's 51st state! Go be Americans!"
Venezuela: "Okay, here are our two Democrat senators. K, thanks."
Republicans: "No! Not like that!!"
gerrymandering intensifies, most of Venezuela's congressional districts are now in Texas
This is why Porto Rico is not a state already and why Venezuela or Canada won't be states. They would become PR #2 and PR #3
Hah. You assume that by annexing territory everyone living there gets naturalized. These ghouls would sooner repeat what's happening in Palestine.
The former Venezuelans will be declared illegal immigrants and deported to South Sudan.
*laughs in Puerto Rican*
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Did he already forget about Canada?
He's mad about the German chancellor Fotzenfritz at the moment... But I'm 2 months, he has forgotten that, too.
I think he's getting tired of having his balls nailed to the wall so he's trying for softer targets while the mid terms loom
yes, attacking canada dint have the same effect as distraction against iran and south americ. it had the opposite effect of economically damaging part of the us.
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The Epstein files are video and audio files. Why haven't we even seen one of those yet, but all sorts of low sized PDFs instead?
Epstein
likely including so many people on it besides trump, likely most billionaires are on it, plus other world leaders to, ceos.
Your country will be invaded. You will be declared an illegal immigrant in the place you were born. You will be deported to a third-party nation you have no connection to whatsoever.
It would mean they're not immigrants at all, merely traveling from one US state to another, no need to cross any border or go through any customs.
Republicans: We know the president said 51st state, but what he really meant was territory, you know, like Puerto Rico. We get all the benefits of owning them, they get none of the representation. Just how we like it.
You know, I’ve never thought about it before but Venezuela kinda looks a bit like a mildly deformed Africa.
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Never gonna happen, but if it did why not split it into multiple states? Really cement the democratic advantage
Oh, they'll still be illegals. This is likely Donald's plan. Take Venezuela at the 51st state and then deport everyone living there now. It's the only way he'll ever reach ICE's deportation goals. You don't really think he'd let all those Venezuelans become citizens, do you?
They were illegal when they got here, so they are still illegal. They have to go back to their own country, and re-enter the US properly.
Of course, when they get there and find out their own country is now a US state, and they can't enter it, there may be some confusion.
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