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John Brown, born on this day in 1800, was a militant abolitionist who advocated for and practiced armed insurrection to overthrow the system of slavery in the U.S. He became the first American executed for treason after raiding Harpers Ferry.

Brown first gained national attention when he led small groups of volunteers during the Bleeding Kansas crisis of 1856. He was dissatisfied with the pacifism of the organized abolitionist movement, stating "These men are all talk. What we need is action - action!"

In October 1859, Brown led a raid on the federal armory at Harpers Ferry, Virginia (modern day West Virginia), intending to start a liberation movement that would spread south through the mountainous regions of Virginia and North Carolina.

Although Brown's group successfully seized the armory at first, his raid was defeated by a combination of volunteer militia and state forces led by Robert E. Lee, who later commanded the Confederate States Army. Seven people were killed, two of whom were Brown's sons Oliver and Watson, and at least ten more were injured.

Brown had intended to arm enslaved people with weapons from the armory, but only a small number of locals were willing to join him, possibly due to an unfamiliarity with firearms. Within 36 hours, those of Brown's men who had not fled were killed or captured by local farmers, militiamen, or U.S. Marines.

Brown was hastily tried for treason against the Commonwealth of Virginia, the murder of five men, and inciting a slave insurrection. He was found guilty on all counts and was hanged, becoming the first person executed for treason in the history of the United States.

"I, John Brown, am now quite certain that the crimes of this guilty land can never be purged away but with blood. I had, as I now think, vainly flattered myself that without very much bloodshed, it might be done."

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[–] thelastaxolotl@hexbear.net 6 points 1 month ago

Link to the 🐼 Hexbear Matrix Chat https://matrix.to/#/#Hexbear:matrix.org john-brown

[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 22 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (4 children)

Going through some shit. Please send me your energy if you have any to spare for a goofy ass

[–] Coolkidbozzy@hexbear.net 11 points 1 month ago

I'm going to take a shit in your honor dort owl spirit-bomb

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[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 21 points 1 month ago (3 children)

You telling me John Brown was leading raids when he was 59?

Damn I hope to one day be half as badass.

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[–] Azarova@hexbear.net 20 points 1 month ago (3 children)

anyone else remember being told as a kid that gum would take 7 years to pass through your body if you swallowed it? kinda wack how many myths like that were designed to give children anxiety about nothing

[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 11 points 1 month ago

Fr, you could literally just tell a kid 'have anxiety abkut nothing' in a stern voice and get the same effect

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[–] ClathrateG@hexbear.net 20 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] miz@hexbear.net 15 points 1 month ago

the voting didn't matter at all

many such cases

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[–] videogame@hexbear.net 20 points 1 month ago (5 children)

I still see people on reddit that think critical support means like really big support like a Critical Hit

[–] edie@lemmy.encryptionin.space 15 points 1 month ago

critical-support


This user is suspected of being a cat. Please report any suspicious behavior.

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[–] hexaflexagonbear@hexbear.net 17 points 1 month ago (3 children)

I separate the art from the artist for Gal Gadot in the sense that I put aside her despicable views to appreciate just how awful of an actress she is.

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[–] Coolkidbozzy@hexbear.net 16 points 1 month ago

socialist organizing is actually really fun, the more you organize the more friends you have and I think that rules

[–] Horse@lemmygrad.ml 16 points 1 month ago (5 children)

fuck it, i'm getting in on the forum sig thing

behold


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[–] CrispyFern@hexbear.net 16 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I cheat at chess by looking at my opponent's pieces when they're not paying attention. Havent been caught yet. ahaha

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[–] WhatDoYouMeanPodcast@hexbear.net 16 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Oh, I'm depressed? I'm not neurotypical? Then how come 5 loads of laundry got done AND folded? How come I shaved? Czechmate atheists!

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[–] CliffordBigRedDog@hexbear.net 15 points 1 month ago

Between B*rnie, my ex-wife, the tenant from hell, and general chumpfuckery, this has been a cromulent fuckcrustable of a day. Cliffy needy Banh Mi

[–] segfault11@hexbear.net 15 points 1 month ago

i feel like the war is out of aura. it’s washed and has no rizz

[–] Assian_Candor@hexbear.net 15 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (7 children)

No one on reddit is ever the asshole

Right now there's a post on there with a dude not willing to watch his sister's kids for two days while she gives birth. She wants to deliver and spend a day with her baby and her husband. Sure there are 4 of them but like, fucking help your family, man. Put them in front of sesame Street for two days who gives a shit just keep them alive. Give your poor sister a break.

smuglord NTA. I'm sorry but having 4 kids means childcare can be challenging

Fuck you, you're the asshole

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[–] infuziSporg@hexbear.net 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I want a t-shirt that looks like it's for a metal band, only there is no text to be parsed, it's just a thorny thicket/cobweb, and see how long I can get people to stare at my chest for

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[–] someone@hexbear.net 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)
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[–] makotech222@hexbear.net 14 points 1 month ago

NIPT testing says my baby is a girl bloomer

[–] graymess@hexbear.net 14 points 1 month ago

I've been working what I would have once called my dream job for 3+ years. And it turns out it fucking sucks like 90% of the time. Everyone I went to school with for this shit is gone, moved on to something else because nobody is hiring. Workloads are maxed out and I'm doing 12 hour shifts regularly. How the fuck do some of my coworkers have children? I haven't had the time or energy to vacuum my floor for months. I can't even imagine kids.

And I know I'm the lucky one who has it better than most people, by a lot.

[–] StillNoLeftLeft@hexbear.net 14 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Voiced my disgust on other social media about my home country just doing the eurovision and how it checks out considering the history of fascism here.

Got mansplained by a Canadian middle aged dude who thinks I am being too hard on smol bean nazi country, and I quote:

You might be being too hard on your country.

From across the Atlantic, I see how Finland had its complex 20th century history of being under the thumb of the Tsarist Russian Empire, then independence, then losing Karelia to the Soviets in the Winter War (after a brilliant defense), then making an unfortunate alliance during the rest of WW2, then narrowly avoiding ending up behind the Iron Curtain during the Cold War.

Ffs, what a guy! A type of guy even. Shouldn't have done this to my blood pressure.

I love how a Canadian lib tells me, a person living in this shithole, how I am being too hard on my own country. A country where I in fact can see the writing on the wall every day.

Told him that this is just bs, it was class war backed by the Germans that started well before WW2. Karelia being the wannabe colonialist project of the bougies.

[–] Keld@hexbear.net 14 points 1 month ago (3 children)

I don't know how Fins managed to turn "Siding with the nazis" into a thing for which they get lauded, but they dang well managed it.

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[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 14 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

The Dodo deserved better. They just wanted to be fat little guys and eat fruit all day.

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[–] CrispyFern@hexbear.net 13 points 1 month ago (5 children)

-asks for an old fashioned

-gets a new fangled

puzzled

[–] HarryLime@hexbear.net 11 points 1 month ago

you inspired me to make this:

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[–] KnilAdlez@hexbear.net 13 points 1 month ago

Best time of the year, sleep wise, right now. Go to bed when it's a little chilly, wake up and doing a little snooze when the air is warmed by a sunbeam, enveloping you like a second blanket made out of a hug. These few weeks before the summer heat are such bliss.


[–] someone@hexbear.net 13 points 1 month ago (4 children)
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[–] ClathrateG@hexbear.net 13 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)


Bombed by who BBC?

article text https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/ce8p7vngmp3oTwo teenage sisters from Gaza have won an environmental award for turning rubble into reusable bricks, saying they wanted to "turn destruction into something useful".

Farah and Tala Mousa, who live in a tent and have been repeatedly displaced since their home was bombed, have been named the Middle East regional winners of the youth-focused Earth Prize.

"After our entire city turned into rubble, everything around us pushed us to think about a solution," 17-year-old Tala told the BBC.

The sisters plan to use their $12,500 (£9,245) prize to teach others to produce the bricks and "participate in reconstruction themselves, instead of waiting only for outside help," 15-year-old Farah said.

The UN estimates 1.9 million people in Gaza - nearly 90% of the population - have been displaced since war began in 2023, triggered by the Hamas-led attack on southern Israel on 7 October. Israel responded by launching a military campaign against Hamas in the territory.

By early 2025, the damage in the strip was estimated to amount to $70bn, external (£51bn), with millions of tonnes of rubble lining its streets.

Farah and Tala developed the blocks not far from a tent in which they were living after their home was destroyed in August.

Made through crushing the rubble and sieving the debris before mixing it with materials like clay, ash and glass powder, the girls tested the blocks by helping a neighbour hold down their tent in poor weather.

Low-cost and lightweight, they are designed for "non-load-bearing use, such as pavements, partitions and garden beds," Farah told the BBC World Service's Newsday.

A close-up shot of the large, dark brown brick held by a pair of hands in blue surgical gloves. Image source,The Earth Prize Image caption, The brick is made through combining rubble with materials like clay and ash

The sisters - who lost their prototype when they were last displaced - said they had been motivated by the "destruction" around them.

"Even the view from our tent window became the main motivation," said Tala.

"We transferred something negative into something positive by refusing to see rubble only as a symbol of destruction and loss."

She added: "Instead of seeing it as the end, we tried to see it as the beginning of something new."

They plan to use the prize money to hold workshops to train some 100 young people to create the bricks themselves - aiming to produce at least 200 of them.

The Earth Prize - awarded for solutions to environmental challenges - has already named its regional winners for Europe and Africa.

An 18-year-old in Ireland won for creating a biodegradable plastic that breaks down safely, and two 17-year-olds in Kenya received the award for developing a low-cost vehicle exhaust system that captures emissions using filters made from natural ingredients.

Four regions are still to be announced, external. A public vote will then determine the overall winner.

The war in Gaza was triggered by the Hamas-led attack in October 2023, in which about 1,200 people were killed and 251 others were taken hostage.

During Israel's military campaign in Gaza since then, more than 72,700 people have been killed, including 856 since a ceasefire came into force in October 2025, according to the territory's Hamas-run health ministry.

The ceasefire, part of US President Donald Trump's plan to end the war, also pledged the territory's reconstruction "for the benefit of the people of Gaza". Humanitarian agencies have said such large-scale action has not yet begun.

Doesn't mention 'genocide', blames hamas for the conflict ignoring decades of history, just 'world-class journalism'

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[–] FunkyStuff@hexbear.net 13 points 1 month ago

Blood ain't washing away the crimes of the guilty land :(

[–] miz@hexbear.net 13 points 1 month ago (2 children)

do not share carbonated sodas with anyone, or you may put yourself at risk of contracting fantavirus

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[–] Keld@hexbear.net 13 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Just like how the egyptian kings of old would wear one crown for control of upper egypt and one for control of lower egypt and then later combine the two because they controlled upper and lower egypt, american presidents should wear one hat that combines 50 smaller hats.

Edit: I tried to put this in bad post but it's too long for a title.

[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 13 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)
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[–] Moss@hexbear.net 13 points 1 month ago

At least 50% of my enjoyment of Cyberpunk 2077 comes from how fucking cool yhe game is. Everyone's going around wearing awesome trench coats and big pants and belts. You meet with people in an abandoned building on a rainy night to talk about a job. I'm running a sandevistan + shotgun/katana build, so I fly across every battlefield. I drive around on my motorbike listening to rock and then get off to do a job for an unknown client. This shit is awesome. The pure vibes of the game are immaculate

[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 13 points 1 month ago (2 children)
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[–] Keld@hexbear.net 12 points 1 month ago

Rumspringa but for muslims

[–] WhatDoYouMeanPodcast@hexbear.net 12 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Remember all that shit that was wrong with Trump's heart and his easily bruising hands?.. Why not yet? You know what I mean?

What about that news about Biden having cancer?

I get so much bad news, what's one fun story???

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[–] Keld@hexbear.net 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

If I ever were to write a book about Satanism or Satan in general I would name it "The devil in detail"

[–] Blockocheese@hexbear.net 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I watched a documentary about Rachel Dolezal called the Rachel Divide and still cant get over how good that name is

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[–] Goblinmancer@hexbear.net 12 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (5 children)

The most unrealistic thing in 40k is the imperium actually attempting to contain pandemics instead of letting it spread for le economy.

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[–] hexaflexagonbear@hexbear.net 11 points 1 month ago (5 children)
[–] Parzivus@hexbear.net 11 points 1 month ago

7 years ago? waow-based

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[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 11 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (3 children)

Getting volcel propaganda from WeChat short vids

同志,爱情不过是小资产阶级的幻想,但革命理想是真实的。个人情感也许会背叛你,但共产主义不会。放下风花雪月,紧握《共产党宣言》,坚定不移的投身于无产阶级解放的伟大事业。

Comrade, love is nothing but a petit bourgeois fantasy. But revolutionary idealism is real. Individual attachments can betray you, communism will not. Do away with sentimentality and frivolities, cleave to the Communist Manifesto, set yourself firmly to the great task of liberating the proletariat

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[–] ClathrateG@hexbear.net 11 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)
[–] wombat@hexbear.net 11 points 1 month ago

it is may 9 and stalin saved the world from fascism

[–] StillNoLeftLeft@hexbear.net 11 points 1 month ago

Having a laptop on my lap at work. If I close my eyes I can almost imagine it's a cat because nice and warm.

comfy

Not soft though.

[–] Carl@hexbear.net 11 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Spent the past few days doing nothing but optimization on my game. It now runs at a smooth 60fps in the browser on a Thinkpad T480 with integrated graphics, I'd say that's pretty good. Got there by replacing the open source CRT shader I was using with a custom lightweight one I made myself, aggressively optimizing my "sound_synth" component in a half dozen ways (that thing was using more frame time than the entire physics simulation!), and moving a lot of my old "check every frame" logic to a signal-driven model.

[–] HarryLime@hexbear.net 11 points 1 month ago (3 children)

nobody gets jokes or likes them or believes that people tell them

jokes are dead

humor is dead

we live in the eternal serious now

embrace the gray/ embrace the literal/ embrace the absence of irony the absence of sarcasm the absence of subversion of what is conveyed on its first level

the bluntly literal is all that there is and ever will be

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[–] Keld@hexbear.net 11 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (3 children)

"Lol the judge is mogging claviicular" "lol the journalist is hotter than clavicular" "lol x person is hot and that owns clsvicular"

Shut your face you creeps pretending to be journalists, you are literally just proving incels right. What the fuck is this.

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