I'm ok with the fascism, reduction of our rights, human trafficking, pedophilia, rape, forced deportations, economic wars against our allies, bombing of civilians, war crimes, crimes against humanity, and bigotry against anyone that is not a cis het white man, but I draw a line at an American President cursing on Easter Sunday.
this post was submitted on 06 Apr 2026
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Jesus didn't rise from the dead for a dumb pedophile to curse for the entire world to observe. Ridiculous!
That's right, Jesus did it to find those DEI eggs.
Here we are, in a strange world where I have to count fucking a*******s to find out, if the P***S said "bitches" or "bastards" in his latest social media post. Or wait, maybe he said "butchers", or perhaps "bollards"...
It's a god-damned direct quote and the distinction what the asshole in the W***e H***e exactly said is kinda important.
So why is something like this censored on a news site?
This is due to the power google news has over almost all news websites.
What's the P...S?
POTUS?
Piece Of Turd Shit
That's one interpretation... ;-)
The Lord sometimes uses imperfect tools to do His Will. The ends occasionally justify the means.
— A frightening number of Christians
Who hasn’t fucked a few kids anyway?
- the same group
Religion and that goes hand in hand
The end times justify the meanness?
Jesus is a bit of a fluid concept to these people. We just had a weekend where the zombie wizard (also known as a lich) reanimates himself and goes around spooking people for a couple of days before skedaddling on up to heaven or something. He'll be back though. They've got a book written by a dude that obviously was schizophrenic that describes the future and the conditions required for it to happen as if they can tickle it into existence and Jesus will come back. I think they can find a way to make it justified
Remember when everyone turned on Howard Dean because he yelled weird?
Yes and that was a moment of genuine excitement, however unbecoming of a candidate. It torpedoed his character, and career. Absolute farce tbh.
Pepperidge Farms remembers.
Yyyeeeee-aaaahhh!!!
Trump really killed political comedy in the US. Comedians don't even have to change anything. The guy just says the things that used to made fun of. I remember how that journalist said he was working on an exposé for months, and Trump just tweets it out.
I'm enjoying the Jon Stewart approach. Describing totally normal things you'd expect from a president, followed by j/k roll the tape of insanity.
Remember all conservatives have against democratic presidents is gas prices
I really liked that dude. Wonder if he's still yelling weird things these days.
He's also credited with somewhat pioneering modern day grassroots fundraising, where seeking a million $10 donations from average dudes is prioritized over courting a million dollar check from a single entity.
Also they didn't clap for Jeb Bush 🤣
Pre-frontal dementia has, as one symptom, a loss of inhibition. Depending on which side of the brain the rot is worse in, it can also lead to increasingly incoherent speech as it progresses, as well as worsening ability to recall words.
He was never especially inhibited or coherent in the first place.
Plot twist. It was Pete Hegseth posting it
It was someone. Theres something not right about the " fuckin' "
Anyone ever seen him use an apostrophe like that before? Maybe he has idk i dont follow him religiously just see screenshots.
He's not writing his tweets anymore. Em dashes started to appear earlier this year
I'm so proud of our president. A great diplomat and a great public speaker. The world is such a better place without him being fucking dead like he should be
Art of the Deal folks!
The USA allowed this [paedo, rapist] knob head to take it to war. Amazing.
But they were so concerned about Gaza, don't you get it? Both parties are equally bad or something.
The left kept telling you that you would lose if you kept supporting genocide. People who voted for Harris told you this. Centrists wanted genocide so badly that they were willing to get trump rather than tell netanyahu no.
Maybe he meant Allan. Praise be to Allan.
No, I'm pretty sure it's Steve.
Ehem: Donald "Hussein" Trump
Every accusation a confession.
Keep his blood pressure high. Any day now.
It's the art of the deal to make threats, drop bombs, and kill children?
FUCK
the funniest thing is he said it on easter.
Trump is losing it!
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