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[–] joyjoy@lemmy.zip 33 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I'd also get stressed when someone puts too much "mayo" on my "sub"

[–] FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world 14 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Yea, only I'm allowed to fill my sub with mayo!

[–] diablomnky666@lemmy.wtf 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

But anyone can cleanup the extra mayo off your sub, right?

[–] FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

Of course, assuming they ask nicely

[–] Aviandelight@mander.xyz 23 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

My cousin told me our grandfather's last words were literally "No mayo." She left his bedside to make him a sandwich he had requested and when she got back with it he'd passed.

[–] M137@lemmy.world 12 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

He died not eating what he didn't like.

[–] DrPop@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago
[–] mrgoosmoos@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 weeks ago

but was the sandwich made with mayo?

[–] gandalf_der_12te@discuss.tchncs.de 17 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] three@lemmy.zip 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] hypeerror@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 weeks ago

You don't need our permission to fuck a sandwich.

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

…oh, submarine sandwich.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 0 points 2 weeks ago

"If you fill my sub with mayo, how am I supposed to breathe while down in the water?"

[–] Dogiedog64@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

Mr. Mayonnaise back at it again...

[–] OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

Must have been Jimmy John’s. That place serves mayo by the gallon. I hate them.

[–] jack_of_sandwich@lemmy.sdf.org -1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

"Plenty" = "none"

Mayo doesn't go on a sub.

[–] mrgoosmoos@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

if mayonnaise does not go on a sandwich, what does it go on?

[–] Vreyan31@reddthat.com 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Not all sandwiches are subs. There are plenty of other sandwiches, like those weird cucumber sandwiches, you can put your mayo on.

[–] mrgoosmoos@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 weeks ago

I've never heard such a strange to me sandwich opinion before. is this a cultural thing?

mayo on subs is a common occurrence in Canada. and I'm not just talking about at Subway

[–] jack_of_sandwich@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

It does not go specifically on a sub sandwich.

A sub sandwich gets oil and vinegar

Mayo is great on a BLT, or a Hamburger, but these are not subs

[–] mrgoosmoos@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 weeks ago

I guess I should have checked the username