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[–] MentalEdge@sopuli.xyz 35 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] Willem@kutsuya.dev 21 points 2 days ago (1 children)

wiggle it until it's the size of a monitor, and if you're brave, it'll take over EVERYTHING.

I love it that KDE didn't limit the growing of it :)

[–] vrighter@discuss.tchncs.de 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)

i still do this for fun about once a week or so

[–] whimsy@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 days ago

One of the few features that I'm missing from niri :')

[–] neidu3@sh.itjust.works 22 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (3 children)

I had a similar matrix of screens at my old job: Seismic survey observer desk. Three rows tall, four columns wide.

They weren't all connected to the same PC, though; If I remember correctly:

  • Top row was one PC (linux)
  • Middle row was another (linux)
  • Bottom left was its own PC (It ran msdos 6.22. Excellent OS for realtime stuff!)
  • Bottom right was its own (linux)
  • middle two at the bottom was windows.

They were all connected to a Raritan KVM switch, so I used that to select which row to control. The exception was on bottom left and bottom right which had a dedicated keyboard and mouse.

I have a picture of it somewhere, but I can't seem to find it.

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

you'd love synergy. it's a client you install on multiple devices and allows you to share one keyboard and mouse across as many devices as you want.

you can even share the clipboard too.

[–] neidu3@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 days ago

Well aware of it. Used it between the top two rows.

[–] mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Bottom left was its own PC (It ran msdos 6.22. Excellent OS for realtime stuff!)

really? I used 6.22 back in the day - what's it still being used for these days?

[–] neidu3@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 days ago

Not sure if it's still in use today, but the above description was 2008 through 2012. Msdos was used for "gun timing", which basically amounted to extreme precision when it came to opening or shutting some solenoid valves. The computer basically had a GPS input and a bunch of serial outputs, and a control line (also serial).

The control line sent instructions of which solenoid to open when, a time reference was determined by the GPS, and you can probably guess what the serial outputs were for.

[–] eldavi@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 days ago

i had a similar setup when i worked at a NOC.

thank god i never intended to have children. lol

[–] trumpetmouth@lemmy.world 38 points 2 days ago (2 children)

for real though, the CTRL tap accessibility feature to find the cursor is a lifesaver

[–] edinbruh@feddit.it 52 points 2 days ago (1 children)

On KDE and on MacOS, if you shake the cursor it becomes larger

[–] CMDR_Horn@lemmy.world 40 points 2 days ago (3 children)

And larger...and larger...

[–] zwerg@feddit.org 34 points 2 days ago (1 children)

No lying, wiggling my mouse until it becomes HUGE is my go to activity during boring video calls.

[–] lengau@midwest.social 4 points 2 days ago

Try putting it on the speaker's nose and jiggling.

[–] mexicancartel@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Only in KDE, and i think now we can limit that in settings

[–] Dyskolos@lemmy.zip 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Who wants a limit to that? Gimme fullscreen-cursor and name him Harry.

Tim apple i suppose

[–] JeeBaiChow@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

Thats why i also have a thinkpad

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 11 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I guess this confirms that I am a man, because I refuse to do anything except jiggle the mouse until I see it.

[–] Klairabelle@lemmy.world 12 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Am woman, learned today you can use CTRL to find it as I too wiggle it until I find it.

[–] vrighter@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 2 days ago

that's what she said!

[–] Dyskolos@lemmy.zip 10 points 2 days ago

KDE: 500000% size increase and then....

[–] VegOwOtenks@lemmy.world 13 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] W98BSoD@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] Noja@sopuli.xyz 2 points 2 days ago

The cursor is on Monitor 3 (there is no monitor 3 but Windows thinks there is)

[–] chattre@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 2 days ago

KDE shaky shaky

[–] ozymandias117@lemmy.world 17 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I'm confused... Cursor? Surely you control everything via keyboard?

[–] prettybunnys@piefed.social 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Image with just text saying "ME: it doesn't have a tail, so I'm pretty sure it's a hamster." Tech Support: "\*Sigh* fine. Right click on your hamster...:

(Shamelessly stolen from this very community.)

[–] CForsyth@lemmy.ca 13 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] derry@midwest.social 7 points 2 days ago

Fooled us all. That's a tanning booth.

I now undestand whom that KDE cursor is for?

[–] Subscript5676@piefed.ca 8 points 2 days ago

What is this activity you call "looking for my cursor?

On my computer, I summon my cursor.

This ad is brought to you by the Cursor Follows Focus Gang

[–] tiredofsametab@fedia.io 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)

right-click and see where a menu opens.

[–] crazycaveman@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 2 days ago

pastes into putty

am I doing it right?

[–] njm1314@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago (2 children)

There's no way he ever looks at the top row.

[–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

this is why he can't find his mouse.

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[–] gwl@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Where the fuck is the image? Not loading for me

[–] PumaStoleMyBluff@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago

Check monitor number 8, it may have opened there.

[–] ChairmanMeow@programming.dev 4 points 2 days ago

Loads fine for me. It's someone sitting in front of a desk with 15 large monitors surrounding them in a semicircle, 3 monitors stacked on top of one another in 5 columns.

[–] Speiser0@feddit.org 4 points 2 days ago (2 children)

That's why you have eyes in the panel.

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[–] GaMEChld@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

And people rib me for having 3 screens. Yes yes, tell me how much cancer they are giving me per square second.

[–] zod000@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

I have recently pared down to 4 screens and yeah, people take seem to get great enjoyment out of giving me shit. I've been receiving this very meme image for a good while. Not sure what triggered the re-run of this one in particular.

[–] MunkysUnkEnz0@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

Go to mouse l settings, make your cursor larger and change the contrast. So when the curse is black and it goes over something white and then white when it goes over black

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 points 2 days ago

It would be funny af if there was a way to make the computer think the screen size was infinite so you could send your cursor 20 miles away and never find it again.

[–] Gumbyyy@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago
[–] arin@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago
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