I zonked out on the couch last night and dreamt that my husband got himself a snake too. Woke up sweaty at 4am and scrambled to find a similar looking one on morph market while I still remembered the dream. Her name was Pipper ๐ฅน
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This is litterally my last saved image. Would've been funny if it was a pack of Monster energy though.
Don't ask.
Oh no
Man, I hope you're not a 12 year old girl.
Actually she is under my bed now.
uhhhhhh
love that game
I'm cooked
Last time I got a new bladder I made a margarita in an old one. It was awesome
Nooo! My personal best time of Megaman X4 speedruns! It's unbeatable! How can I face the limits of my own ability, knowing I will never be as good as that again!? Oh visage of despair, stay under the bed I beg of you! Stop tormenting meeee!!
Technically the last image I saved was one I made
The actual last image I saved that wasn't mine was
I never noticed before how much this looks like Cyberpunk 2077. Now Iโm realizing a lot of the look of the ads, products, signage, and entertainment of CP77 was probably inspired by idiocracy
My toddler XD
It's a German design student on her award winning chair.
It can also be used in this orientation 
The chair that is, not the student.
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