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[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 56 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (3 children)

In an absurdist fantasy novel the wizard would be named Cramer. He's the highest ranking member of the court not of royal blood. His pronouncements are always deeply considered by the powerful. But all the common people know that you always should do the opposite of what he says.

[–] lurker_supreme@hexbear.net 33 points 2 months ago (3 children)

He's the financial world's Wimp Lo. He was trained wrong, as a joke.

https://youtu.be/d696t3yALAY

[–] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 10 points 2 months ago (3 children)
[–] coolusername@hexbear.net 9 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

classic. he just keeps on talking

[–] miz@hexbear.net 8 points 2 months ago

most efficient system

[–] HexReplyBot@hexbear.net 2 points 2 months ago

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[–] miz@hexbear.net 12 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

this made me miss the King Brandon the Feeble-minded series of posts by @SoyViking@hexbear.net

𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗥𝗘𝗧𝗨𝗥𝗡 𝗼𝗳 𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗧𝗥𝗢𝗟𝗟 𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚 by SoyViking

I wonder if we will get an update for THE TROLL KING'S SECOND REIGN

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 5 points 2 months ago

Prince Hunter the Debauched

After the fall of the house of King Brandon the Feeble-minded - erenow where are the tales of the great prince?

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 40 points 2 months ago (1 children)

At this point I feel more confident putting my life savings on a single hand of three card monte

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 25 points 2 months ago (1 children)

three card monte

Ah, the ol' physical media prediction market bet.

[–] ChaosMaterialist@hexbear.net 21 points 2 months ago

a-little-trolling MAKE ANALOG GAMES AGAIN! America used to Tabletop and now they don't. Nintendo has done terrible things to you, outsourcing our gamers to the digital. SAD! That is why I am bringing back dice and cards by raising tariffs on all the digital. Great cards and dice, the BEST! A set for every American!

[–] shath@hexbear.net 34 points 2 months ago (1 children)

so whatever the opposite of this is

[–] supafuzz@hexbear.net 34 points 2 months ago (2 children)

gonna take out big positions in rice and canned goods

[–] YellowParenti@lemmy.wtf 21 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] miz@hexbear.net 16 points 2 months ago
[–] Indifference_Engine@hexbear.net 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)
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[–] 9to5@hexbear.net 29 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Why should I listen to the guy from Seinefeld ?

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 21 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

He was right about Kenny Roger's Roasters

[–] Assian_Candor@hexbear.net 27 points 2 months ago

2007: the market has signaled credit default swaps are cool and good, so let er rip

[–] lurker_supreme@hexbear.net 24 points 2 months ago (1 children)

who's gonna reverse Cramer and become the world's first Hexbillionaire?

[–] plinky@hexbear.net 14 points 2 months ago (1 children)

:( for you

GREENWICH, Conn., Jan. 25, 2024 (GLOBE NEWSWIRE) -- via IBN -- The Board of Trustees of the Northern Lights Fund Trust IV (the “Board”) has authorized an orderly liquidation of the Inverse Cramer Tracker ETF (Ticker: SJIM) (the “Fund”). On [January 25], 2024, the Board determined that closing and liquidating the Fund was in the best interests of the Fund and its shareholders.

[–] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Wonder if they got threatened?

[–] plinky@hexbear.net 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

i've cut out the news, but they got into -15% territory and decided losing money for shitposting rights is not wise

[–] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 3 points 2 months ago

Yeah...probably.

"everything's fine" - guy who's always wrong

[–] LeeeroooyJeeenkiiins@hexbear.net 16 points 2 months ago

Jim Cramer saying the war won't spiral means nukes dropping today, it was nice posting with y'all

[–] JustSo@hexbear.net 8 points 2 months ago

Somewhere in the world a Bogdanov clone just instructed his broker to "dump it."

[–] take_five_moments@hexbear.net 8 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

it's ok the oracle at delphi said we have 5 more weeks of winter fucking babbling technopriest

[–] glimmer_twin@hexbear.net 7 points 2 months ago

My brother in Smith the stock market lost 800,000,000,000 dollars yesterday

[–] roux@hexbear.net 7 points 2 months ago

Iran war is getting ready to pop the fuck off in other words.

[–] mayo_cider@hexbear.net 4 points 2 months ago

Buy high, sell when rent is due (or reup)