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Twitch continues to deteriorate as a platform because what do you mean I can't TAB OUT TO MY SECOND MONITOR DURING THE AD BREAK

I NEED TO FOCUS THE TAB AND THE WINDOW FOR THE AD TO PLAY??????

X/Twitter.

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[–] The_Hideous_Orgalorg@sh.itjust.works 209 points 3 weeks ago (7 children)

I don't understand how anyone can use the Internet without ublock. I have before, and am about to again, change fuel stations due to them installing those stupid ad playing pumps.

[–] Damarus@feddit.org 72 points 3 weeks ago (11 children)

Yeah but uBlock can't or at least doesn't block Twitch ads, so that doesn't really apply here.

[–] rozodru@piefed.world 41 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

it does but with Twitch it's a constant battle. you can go for days or weeks on end and it'll work great then boom a few days to a week and it won't work anymore until the maintainers figure out yet another way to circumvent twitch ads.

It just got to a point for me where I just stopped using twitch. I mean the site overall and the content/streamers have just gotten a lot worse in the past few years and there's really nothing on there anymore worth watching.

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[–] Redacted@lemmy.zip 18 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

You can add a little string of text to ublock and itll work again. Havent seen an ad nonconsentually in years on there

[–] scbasteve@lemmy.world 40 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

Dont say you can do it, and not share it man. Spill the beans

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[–] SlyLycan@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 3 weeks ago (6 children)

Those are so atrocious. I just found out the closest gas station near my house installed big ass screens on the pumps that are bigger than my largest tablet and have impressively loud speakers. The station previously didn't have any video screens so when I passed by the screen to unscrew the gas cap, and it started blasting the ad I nearly jumped out of my skin.

I don't have a clue where another gas station without the ad screens even is. Blegh 😮‍💨

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[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 124 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] Deme@sopuli.xyz 35 points 3 weeks ago

And here I actually thought that this shitty idea would stay in the realm of Black Mirror...

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[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 109 points 3 weeks ago (12 children)
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[–] floquant@lemmy.dbzer0.com 101 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

For a better experience?? Actually hilarious.

[–] JustJack23@slrpnk.net 37 points 3 weeks ago

Yeah their experience, not yours

[–] drosophila@lemmy.blahaj.zone 35 points 3 weeks ago

I hate corpo speak so fucking much.

[–] Overspark@piefed.social 21 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Similar to "we care about your privacy" cookie popups that try to trick you into allowing them to violate your privacy.

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[–] Churlish_Witness@lemmy.world 82 points 3 weeks ago (5 children)

If it is publicly-traded, it will be enshittified. This is an ironclad, inviolable law.

[–] gandalf_der_12te@discuss.tchncs.de 20 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I feel like what we're witnessing is just the end of meaningful innovation in the IT field, so now comes the meaningless innovation.

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[–] lasta@piefed.world 81 points 3 weeks ago
[–] mEEGal@lemmy.world 72 points 3 weeks ago (9 children)

TODAY, on BLACK MIRROR EPISODES in Real LIFE

I kid you not, there's this BM episode where they train on indoor bikes and sleep in pods and have to watch the ad on the screen lest it screeches at them

FUCK YOU TWITCH 🤗💖

[–] DoucheBagMcSwag@lemmy.dbzer0.com 29 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (2 children)

the episode was called: 15 Million Merits

RESUME VIEWING

RESUME VIEWING

RESUME VIEWING

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[–] j_elgato@leminal.space 20 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Was an episode of Max Headroom where it was illegal to own an off-switch for your television.

40 years earlier, and still ahead of its time.

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[–] DarkFuture@lemmy.world 61 points 3 weeks ago

I don't care about any platform enough to be abused by it.

[–] humorlessrepost@lemmy.world 59 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

Joke’s on them, my computer doesn’t even know whether it’s muted or not.

[–] Salamanderwizard@lemmy.world 24 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

Them bitches let ya know if you were getting a text. Loved that shit.

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[–] FauxLiving@lemmy.world 58 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 23 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

Came out in 2011. Very prescient.

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[–] GalacticSushi@piefed.blahaj.zone 56 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (9 children)

Reminder that Sony has patented technology to force viewers into saying a certain phrase in order to continue past an advertisement. Sure, it sounds dystopian, but just look at how happy she excited the little consumer is to enthusiastically shout the name of one of his favorite corporations!

[–] moonshadow@slrpnk.net 51 points 3 weeks ago

Mentioning this without including the verification can story should be illegal

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[–] ShittDickk@lemmy.world 54 points 3 weeks ago (13 children)

Why the fuck does my browser need to send it the information that its muted or minimized?

[–] hackitfast@lemmy.world 34 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Firefox has plugins to spoof specific tabs as always active.

[–] Astertheprince@lemmy.dbzer0.com 19 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

You should link them so more people can find them easily.

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[–] 1984@lemmy.today 46 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Didnt you guys watch that black mirror episode? It was exactly like this. Look away from ads and you get punished.

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[–] Treczoks@lemmy.world 44 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

"Avoid minimizing or muting for a better experience" Wow, this is beyond nuts.

If i was a Twitch user, i'd dump this right now.

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[–] phaseshift@lemmy.zip 41 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Please drink verification can.

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[–] criss_cross@lemmy.world 39 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

The more the internet progresses the more I feel like text only browsers are the way to go

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[–] GreenBeanMachine@lemmy.world 35 points 3 weeks ago

for a better experience

LOL, fuck your brainwashing.

[–] gandalf_der_12te@discuss.tchncs.de 34 points 3 weeks ago (6 children)

"for a better experience" lmao

i hope the IT stock market crashes so hard

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[–] Retro_unlimited@lemmy.world 26 points 3 weeks ago (5 children)

Twitch is a SOCIAL website, you chat with the streamer and they chat back. All these ads do is interrupt the conversation and it’s SICK to me. It ruins the entire experience. I don’t mind the pop up small ads, but the full screen ads with sound just trashed the entire conversation. Always seems to happen when I ask a streamer a question then BAM 6 full screen ads when the streamer starts to answer me. No, I’m not paying for turbo or a sub, I’m f*ing broke right now.

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[–] angband@lemmy.world 24 points 3 weeks ago

This ad can't play because I don't watch twitch.

[–] Earthman_Jim@lemmy.zip 23 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
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[–] brokenwing@discuss.tchncs.de 20 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

"After this Pepsi ad, go buy a can and scan the barcode to continue watching the show"

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[–] balsoft@lemmy.ml 19 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Fuck I though this was a satirical shitpost but it's real. This seems like the last stop before that patent about yelling the company name to get back to your content...

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[–] REDACTED@infosec.pub 18 points 3 weeks ago

I feel like viewing twitch on your second monitor is quite common. That window is almost always going to be out of focus. What a shitty short-sighted system

[–] iMastari@lemmy.world 17 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

I dropped them like a bad habit when they first implemented the advertisements. I have never looked back.

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[–] TwitchingCheese@lemmy.world 17 points 3 weeks ago (10 children)

Use this extension: https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/ttv-lol-pro/

Run your own proxy that supports tons of VPNs: https://github.com/qdm12/gluetun

Set the VPN location to a country that doesn't or can't get ads (Costa Rica is a good one since they're in the test region for 2k streaming).

Set the extension to use the proxy.

No more Twitch ads.

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