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[–] SSETranquility@lemmy.world 3 points 6 hours ago

It's safe because of all the snow

[–] NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world 4 points 8 hours ago

BECOME UNGOVERNABLE.

[–] Reygle@lemmy.world 4 points 10 hours ago

Someone send OP free tickets to DC, and when they arrive, upgrade them from butane to MAP gas.

[–] AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip 4 points 10 hours ago

This reminds me of one of my favourite hungarian words: "zsebsárkány" which translated literally is "pocket dragon". It means those butane torches that are used to caramelise creme brulee.

[–] Drekaridill@lemmy.wtf 15 points 17 hours ago

Sir, this is a place for dull things. This looks far too exciting for this place.

[–] grue@lemmy.world 40 points 22 hours ago (5 children)

(in an Australian accent)
That's not a weed burner...

...That's a weed burner!

[–] prenatal_confusion@feddit.org 1 points 2 hours ago

It works with the a Scottish accent too!

[–] whyNotSquirrel@sh.itjust.works 26 points 20 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Someonelol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 2 hours ago

Talk about scorched earth.

[–] dumples@piefed.social 3 points 14 hours ago

I love my weed burner. Weeding has never been so much fun

[–] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 12 points 21 hours ago

That's an de-icing torch, sorry I mean de-ICEing torch.

[–] protogen420@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

is it effective against emus though?

[–] Sharkticon@lemmy.zip 20 points 21 hours ago

They don't like to talk about that.

[–] Tikiporch@lemmy.world 64 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (5 children)

Fun fact: 90% of forest fires are cussed by human activity.

More fun fact: 100% of creme brulee are tasty.

[–] DrBob@lemmy.ca 16 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago) (2 children)

50% of forest fires are caused by lightning and they account for 80% of area burned...at least in Canada.

~~I suspect your fun fact is just low grade humor adding to people's general ignorance~~.

I take it back. The figures are that different between the countries. Only 20% of wildfire in the US is started by lightning. Now I want to know why.

[–] hector@lemmy.today 13 points 19 hours ago

Power companies lean on local governments to misidentify the causes when it's them too, as they are actively doing with the LA CA fires. It's often power lines causing the fires, but they might scour social media and the internets with their ai program to find some kid that was in the area around that time that had any comment they could use to blame him. They blamed a kid that was in the area like a week before, that had prompted ai for a fake wildfire picture. Claimed the fire must have started, then went underground for a week or whatever.

Pretty incredible assumption given the power lines were seen sparking, in that wind. As always in this country, you can't trust authorities, it could be they are right, or it could be the powerful utility used their influence to blame it on some poor kid that made an ill timed prompt. Given there was no fire reported the week when the kid was there, as I understand it, no evidence of him doing anything with fire, does not speak well to their credibility if you ask me.

Considering what we know about PGE, the power company, the very same the movie Erin Brokavich was about, that knowlingly poisoned populations just to keep using a particular cleaner in their operations, not even a good reason. Or that started numerous other wild fires in the area prior.

[–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 4 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

More people in the forest. Most of Canada lives near the border so you get lots of forest and more of fires far away from humans. The US is more dispersed.

[–] DrBob@lemmy.ca 5 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

I worked for a wildfire agency for a while. There are more people in the North than you imagine. The population figures for us are permanent residents. But the rotational workforce in the North is substantial.

They are there for forestry, but also heavy industry like mining and oil extraction. Outfitting for hunting and fishing as well. The most common human cause in my jurisdiction is the "shore lunch" where guys fishing will pull ashore for lunch and mess up the cooking fire somehow. Number 2 reason is messed up spark arresters on vehicles.

Your explanation makes some sense to me, but not a 400% difference. I'll take a fire investigator to lunch this week and ask.

[–] hector@lemmy.today 3 points 19 hours ago

I've seen video of exhaust from a vehicle starting a brush fire on the edge of a parking lot.

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 25 points 22 hours ago (2 children)

100% of forest fires are caused by forests being flammable

[–] SSETranquility@lemmy.world 1 points 6 hours ago

Gotta agree :/

[–] zr0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 21 hours ago (2 children)

We should get rid of forests. Dangerous shit.

[–] Yondoza@sh.itjust.works 5 points 20 hours ago (2 children)

I heard they're flammable, we could just torch 'em.

sudden memory of camping near a logging site, when someone's less than stable friend got their hands on an unsecured flamethrower

I mean we kinda already do. We could more so, though.

[–] Iconoclast@feddit.uk 4 points 18 hours ago
[–] hector@lemmy.today 2 points 19 hours ago

Found the alt account of the logging ceo.

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 4 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

Don't make creme brulee with a butane torch.

[–] the_artic_one@programming.dev 4 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

Creme brulee torches all use butane, did you mean to say propane?

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 1 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

They spray butane on the creme? This is food safe?

[–] the_artic_one@programming.dev 2 points 8 hours ago

You ignite the torch before you move it close to the food so all the butane should burn off. Butane evaporates at room temperature anyway so I wouldn't expect it to be a problem. Propane is also fine which makes sense given that it's used in grills.

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[–] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 18 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

...I would’ve bought two!

You've got two hands, don't you?

(And if you don't, how's your foot dexterity?)

[–] neidu3@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Those beer can helmets... ... ...

[–] Iconoclast@feddit.uk 5 points 18 hours ago

Don't you start planting ideas I'll regret later.

[–] ladicius@lemmy.world 3 points 20 hours ago
[–] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 4 points 23 hours ago

Dibs on your team for post-apocalyptic wasteland raiding.

[–] Bazell@lemmy.zip 5 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago) (1 children)

Wait until he finds about welding torches and how much hotter they are...

[–] Iconoclast@feddit.uk 4 points 20 hours ago

I'm plenty experienced in oxy-acetylene welding. I just don't have my own equipment nor do I have enough need for one to justify the price.

[–] Pika@sh.itjust.works 14 points 1 day ago (1 children)

smokey the bear wants your location.

Anyway I never thought of using my butane torch for weed working or killing brush. I'm sure in a controlled manner this might he so much easier

[–] Iconoclast@feddit.uk 6 points 18 hours ago

Whatever actually productive stuff I might achieve with this - like getting rid of weeds - is just a by-product of me having fun.

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 4 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

You at least have some snow over there.

[–] Iconoclast@feddit.uk 5 points 20 hours ago

Unfortunelately yeah. Few more months to suffer through untill spring arrives.

[–] BlackLaZoR@fedia.io 3 points 19 hours ago
[–] Forester@pawb.social 7 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (5 children)

Google Blazer Gt800 for a more fun upgrade ;)

It is a 6-in lightsaber. Do not point at anything made of flesh.

[–] the_crotch@sh.itjust.works 5 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

That's what I use for dabs

[–] Forester@pawb.social 2 points 7 hours ago

Oh heavens no, the cursed devils pollen. /S

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[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 4 points 23 hours ago

I got a gun shaped "weed killer" type (knock off Ali Express version, not the elon one). Easily my favorite lawn tool.

[–] Rothe@piefed.social 4 points 1 day ago

Don't do that though.

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