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[–] theblurstoftimes@leminal.space 4 points 43 minutes ago

Establishment-establishment you always know what’s best 🎢

[–] Smeagol666@crazypeople.online 1 points 15 minutes ago

Tim Pool and Mothercuckers.

[–] absGeekNZ@lemmy.nz 8 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago) (1 children)

[Verse]
Some of us that work forces
Are the same that burn crosses
Some of us that work forces
Are the same that burn crosses
Some of us that work forces
Are the same that burn crosses
Some of us that work forces
Are the same that burn crosses, ugh

[Refrain]
Killing in the name of
Killing in the name of

[Pre-Chorus]
And now you do what I tell ya
And now you do what I tell ya
And now you do what I tell ya
And now you do what I tell ya
And now you do what I tell ya
And now you do what I tell ya
And now you do what I tell ya
And now you do what I tell ya
And now you do what I tell ya
And now you do what I tell ya
But now you do what I tell ya
Well now you do what I tell ya

[Chorus]
Those I killed are justified
For wearin' the badge, I'm the chosen knights
I justify those that died
By wearin' the badge, I'm the chosen knights
Those I killed are justified
For wearin' the badge, I'm the chosen knights
I justify those that died
By wearin' the badge, I'm the chosen knights, come on

[Verse]
Some of those that work forces
Are the same that burn crosses
Some of those that work forces
Are the same that burn crosses
Some of those that work forces
Are the same that burn crosses
Some of those that work forces
Are the same that burn crosses, ugh

[Refrain]
Killing in the name of
Killing in the name of

[Pre-Chorus]
And now you do what I tell ya
And now you do what I tell ya
And now you do what I tell ya
And now you do what I tell ya
And now you do what I tell ya (Now you're under control)
And now you do what I tell ya (And now you're under control)
And now you do what I tell ya (And now you're under control)
And now you do what I tell ya (Now you're under control)
And now you do what I tell ya (Now you're under control)
And now you do what I tell ya (Now you're under control)
And now you do what I tell ya (Now you're under control)
And now you do what I tell ya

[Chorus]
Those I killed are justified
For wearin' the badge, I'm the chosen knights
I justify those that died
By wearin' the badge, I'm the chosen knights
Those I killed are justified
For wearin' the badge, I'm the chosen knights
I justify those that died
By wearin' the badge, I'm the chosen knights, come on

[Guitar Solo]
Ugh
Yeah
Come on
Ugh

[Outro]
Fuck you, you do what I tell you
Fuck you, you do what I tell you
Fuck you, you do what I tell you
Fuck you, you do what I tell you
Fuck you, you do what I tell you
Fuck you, you do what I tell you
Fuck you, you do what I tell you
Fuck you, you do what I tell you
Fuck you, you do what I tell you
Fuck you, you do what I tell you
Fuck you, you do what I tell you
Fuck you, you do what I tell you
Fuck you, you do what I tell you
Fuck you, you do what I tell you
Fuck you, you do what I tell you
Fuck you, you do what I tell you
Get on the ground, Ugh

[–] absGeekNZ@lemmy.nz 2 points 4 hours ago

It really doesn't take many changes; just swap the perspective. Sing it from the point of view of ICE etc..

[–] Mr_Dr_Oink@lemmy.world 5 points 4 hours ago

I volunteer to go undercover in an attempt to sabotage it.

[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 6 points 5 hours ago

How original. On par for the fascist emulation state

[–] Nx2991@lemmy.world 93 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

"Alright i'll do what you tell me"

[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 40 points 8 hours ago (2 children)

"Those who complied,
were justified!"

[–] Nx2991@lemmy.world 1 points 44 minutes ago

"being a normy day and night"

[–] collar@lemmy.world 13 points 8 hours ago (2 children)

Yet "killing in the name of" remains unchanged.

It's the exact same song, but your conservative uncle yells "and that's a good thing!" into the mic after every verse

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[–] absGeekNZ@lemmy.nz 2 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Now I need to listen to Rage.

[–] daggermoon@lemmy.world 3 points 2 hours ago

Sleep Now in the Fire is my favorite of theirs

[–] mechoman444@lemmy.world -2 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

RATM were anarchists. They didn't like the left as much at the right.

[–] tfw_no_toiletpaper@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

Didn't know anarchists were considered to be right wing lmao

[–] Zacpod@lemmy.world 1 points 49 minutes ago

I think he means they hated both equally...

[–] Jollyllama@lemmy.world 68 points 10 hours ago

FUCK YOU. I'll lick boots if I want to.

FUCK YOU. I'll lick boots if I want to.

FUCK YOU. I'll lick boots if I want to.

[–] klay1@lemmy.world 25 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago) (1 children)

ah yes freedom songs, as in 'freedom to put people i hate in cages'. Catchy tune

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 1 points 5 hours ago

Hmm kinky BDSM! Yeah baby! ....

...nah, they actually don't like the cages, there are kids and grammas in there, sure there's torture but they all want to go back home to do normal things like knitting and going to school.

..oh that's not very good role play. Stop?

[–] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 18 points 10 hours ago

So they sing "Killing In The Name" as an ode to cops

[–] rustydrd@sh.itjust.works 36 points 12 hours ago (2 children)

Need bassist & drummer

I plan on singing, playing guitar, and writing songs

Okay, so one right-wing dude with no friends.

[–] Diddlydee@feddit.uk 8 points 10 hours ago

And as yet no songs.

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 17 points 12 hours ago

he can call his band "the charlie kirks". they're a one shot band that gurgles and cries on stage.

[–] oftenawake@lemmy.dbzer0.com 24 points 12 hours ago

FuCk YoU i WoN't ReLeAsE tHe FiLeS .... kIdDyFuCkEr!

[–] night_petal@piefed.social 9 points 11 hours ago

I may or may not be close enough to this and able to play bass, show up, and at the first concert deliberately play a half step down while screaming into a mic as a tiny woman the lyrics to Guerilla Radio.

[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 24 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

"Rally round the family, with a pocketful of shells", but unironically.

[–] crapwittyname@feddit.uk 19 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago)

"Some of those heroes who work forces are the same patriots that burn crosses."

[–] Killer57@lemmy.ca 87 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Fuck me. I'll do what you tell me!

[–] hansolo@lemmy.today 29 points 14 hours ago

For those who died, just comply!

[–] PieMePlenty@lemmy.world 19 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

"globalists" tells me everything I need to know.

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[–] AcidiclyBasicGlitch@sh.itjust.works 37 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago) (2 children)

Here is something you can't understand

No consequences when I, kill a man

Yo, probably nothing to see in the Epstein file

My fellow pendejos all agree Donny can't be a pedophile

DHS army of pigs coming to kidnap your child

They'll try to put you in a box, feddy fascist style

Lights on, corporate radio

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[–] NONE_dc@lemmy.world 41 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Their debut album tracklist;

  1. Diffusedtrack
  2. Dying in the name of (America)
  3. Left the power to him (Trump)
  4. Leaving for something (America)
  5. Bullet in the head (of Joe Biden)
  6. Ignore your allies
  7. Sleep
  8. Fistful of Microplastics
  9. Township Compliance
  10. Freedom (Isn't free)
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[–] Barbarian@sh.itjust.works 50 points 17 hours ago (1 children)
[–] how_we_burned@lemmy.zip 7 points 11 hours ago

It's fairly well-known historical fact that fascists don't understand art.

I used to think that as well but when I discovered Dali absolutely fucked up and convoluted political views, well I don't know anymore.

Fucker refused to denounce the fascists. Sucked up to Franco and the king.

Then again if anything it shows that conservatism is a mind virus and could infect anyone, especially as you get old. You have to be on guard, especially if you suffer surgery, a illness, stroke or cardiovascular disease.

I have to admit the older I get the easier it is to succumb to lazing thinking, presumptions, prejudice, especially when you're presented with limited information. You have to be actively reminding yourself to apply critical analysis, understand the subtext, thibm about what their not showing.

I don't forgive older people who are racist cunts. But I can see how easy it is to fall into that way of thinking.

Protect your old people. Block fascist and racist channels on their YouTube and other social media when you're asked to fix something. To into their email and block the domains of known racists.

Clear, clean, their environment of the fuckers and back them up, pull them into a better politics.

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