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[–] Theprogressivist@lemmy.world 213 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

Their biggest singles "Dow 50000" and "Lick That Boot"

[–] MacaqueAndCheese@lemmy.ca 55 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

Don't forget the classic "I got it on on Epstein's Island and all I got was this shitty presidency and my victims will probably never face justice because I'm such an old piece of shit but everyone also hopes that my cult followers will pull a Jonestown when I'm gone so they can follow me to the promised land and we can eat unlimited hamburgers and diet Coke but because I went to hell all I get to eat are tacos Al pastor made by a guy who's never heard of Mexico while a bird named Gerry feeds another bird named Gerry some pie made out of my eyeballs"

[–] WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world 21 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

All I wanted was a Pepsi. Just one Pepsi!

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[–] toofpic@lemmy.world 145 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

"Fuck yeah, I will do what you tell me"
"We're the delegates of Trump"
"Some of those who work forces
Are just following their bosses"
"It has to start somewhere
It has to start some time
But maybe not right now
It's kinda, you know, late"

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[–] ohellidk@sh.itjust.works 139 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

"cooperate with the machine"

[–] Lodespawn@aussie.zone 54 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

"Put Your Dick In The Machine"

[–] Sergio@piefed.social 36 points 3 weeks ago

"Balls in the Vise" is a pretty good band name!

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[–] Nx2991@lemmy.world 104 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

"Alright i'll do what you tell me"

[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 43 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

"Those who complied,
were justified!"

[–] collar@lemmy.world 17 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Yet "killing in the name of" remains unchanged.

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[–] Killer57@lemmy.ca 87 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Fuck me. I'll do what you tell me!

[–] hansolo@lemmy.today 29 points 3 weeks ago

For those who died, just comply!

[–] Jollyllama@lemmy.world 75 points 3 weeks ago

FUCK YOU. I'll lick boots if I want to.

FUCK YOU. I'll lick boots if I want to.

FUCK YOU. I'll lick boots if I want to.

[–] myster0n@feddit.nl 67 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

"Sieg Heil, I will do what you tell me"

"Most of us that work forces, are the same that burn crosses"

[–] MsPenguinette@lemmy.world 11 points 3 weeks ago

“Government Sanctioned Radio” “Rally round the family with a pocket full of shell. But unironically”

[–] gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 53 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

“…pissed about what the left and globalists have done to our country…”

I’m sure if you asked them to explain in detail who the “left and globalists” are, and exactly what they think they’ve done to the country, you’d get back a very rational, factual reply.

[–] assembly@lemmy.world 18 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

It would just be gibberish and something about purple hair.

[–] I_Fart_Glitter@lemmy.world 12 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

And children using litter boxes

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[–] Barbarian@sh.itjust.works 52 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
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[–] NONE_dc@lemmy.world 42 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Their debut album tracklist;

  1. Diffusedtrack
  2. Dying in the name of (America)
  3. Left the power to him (Trump)
  4. Leaving for something (America)
  5. Bullet in the head (of Joe Biden)
  6. Ignore your allies
  7. Sleep
  8. Fistful of Microplastics
  9. Township Compliance
  10. Freedom (Isn't free)
[–] 100_kg_90_de_belin@feddit.it 21 points 3 weeks ago

Bonus track: (Don't) Testify

[–] rustydrd@sh.itjust.works 38 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Need bassist & drummer

I plan on singing, playing guitar, and writing songs

Okay, so one right-wing dude with no friends.

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 18 points 3 weeks ago

he can call his band "the charlie kirks". they're a one shot band that gurgles and cries on stage.

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[–] AcidiclyBasicGlitch@sh.itjust.works 38 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (2 children)

Here is something you can't understand

No consequences when I, kill a man

Yo, probably nothing to see in the Epstein file

My fellow pendejos all agree Donny can't be a pedophile

DHS army of pigs coming to kidnap your child

They'll try to put you in a box, feddy fascist style

Lights on, corporate radio

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[–] engywook@programming.dev 32 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Funksylvania@piefed.social 15 points 3 weeks ago

Already too clever.

[–] TwodogsFighting 31 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
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[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 31 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Conspire With the Machine sounds hella lame.

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[–] brucethemoose@lemmy.world 29 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (6 children)

globalists

This person is so close.

Billionaires. They hates billionaires, and what they’re doing to the planet. He/she just doesn’t realize it yet.

Maybe they will if they starts writing lyrics and one song ends up eerily close to RATM.

[–] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 14 points 3 weeks ago (21 children)

When people say globalists, they mean Jews.

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[–] klay1@lemmy.world 27 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

ah yes freedom songs, as in 'freedom to put people i hate in cages'. Catchy tune

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[–] sundray@lemmus.org 26 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I’m laughing at the way this guy seems to think he’s come up with an original idea. There are hundreds of conservative, neofascist punk bands out there. And normal people have never heard of them because they all sound like fucking shit.

[–] QuandaleDingle@lemmy.world 11 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (4 children)

Neofascist AND Punk??? How in the hell does that make sense to them???

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[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 26 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

.......so, they "get" what RATM is doing, but they said "Hey, lets do that, but completely opposite, and standing in direct opposition of the original."

Why not do your own thing? I'm not saying I agree with the right, or conservatives, but at least do your own things.

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 29 points 3 weeks ago

they said “Hey, lets do that, but completely opposite, and standing in direct opposition of the original.”

"Also, if anyone could help with the part where the music sounds good, that would be a huge help"

Why not do your own thing?

Because they're trying to run a business not to create art

[–] jaennaet@sopuli.xyz 16 points 3 weeks ago

Why not do your own thing?

Conservatives are incapable of doing anything original or constructive

[–] const_void@lemmy.ml 15 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Same reason the biggest conservative acts are Kid Rock and Ted Nugent.

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[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 24 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

"Rally round the family, with a pocketful of shells", but unironically.

[–] crapwittyname@feddit.uk 19 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

"Some of those heroes who work forces are the same patriots that burn crosses."

[–] lechekaflan@lemmy.world 21 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Another variation of the RAHOWA shit.

As the Dead Kennedys say about those losers:

[–] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 19 points 3 weeks ago

So they sing "Killing In The Name" as an ode to cops

[–] PieMePlenty@lemmy.world 19 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

"globalists" tells me everything I need to know.

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[–] absGeekNZ@lemmy.nz 19 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

[Verse]
Some of us that work forces
Are the same that burn crosses
Some of us that work forces
Are the same that burn crosses
Some of us that work forces
Are the same that burn crosses
Some of us that work forces
Are the same that burn crosses, ugh

[Refrain]
Killing in the name of
Killing in the name of

[Pre-Chorus]
And now you do what I tell ya
And now you do what I tell ya
And now you do what I tell ya
And now you do what I tell ya
And now you do what I tell ya
And now you do what I tell ya
And now you do what I tell ya
And now you do what I tell ya
And now you do what I tell ya
And now you do what I tell ya
But now you do what I tell ya
Well now you do what I tell ya

[Chorus]
Those I killed are justified
For wearin' the badge, I'm the chosen knights
I justify those that died
By wearin' the badge, I'm the chosen knights
Those I killed are justified
For wearin' the badge, I'm the chosen knights
I justify those that died
By wearin' the badge, I'm the chosen knights, come on

[Verse]
Some of those that work forces
Are the same that burn crosses
Some of those that work forces
Are the same that burn crosses
Some of those that work forces
Are the same that burn crosses
Some of those that work forces
Are the same that burn crosses, ugh

[Refrain]
Killing in the name of
Killing in the name of

[Pre-Chorus]
And now you do what I tell ya
And now you do what I tell ya
And now you do what I tell ya
And now you do what I tell ya
And now you do what I tell ya (Now you're under control)
And now you do what I tell ya (And now you're under control)
And now you do what I tell ya (And now you're under control)
And now you do what I tell ya (Now you're under control)
And now you do what I tell ya (Now you're under control)
And now you do what I tell ya (Now you're under control)
And now you do what I tell ya (Now you're under control)
And now you do what I tell ya

[Chorus]
Those I killed are justified
For wearin' the badge, I'm the chosen knights
I justify those that died
By wearin' the badge, I'm the chosen knights
Those I killed are justified
For wearin' the badge, I'm the chosen knights
I justify those that died
By wearin' the badge, I'm the chosen knights, come on

[Guitar Solo]
Ugh
Yeah
Come on
Ugh

[Outro]
Fuck you, you do what I tell you
Fuck you, you do what I tell you
Fuck you, you do what I tell you
Fuck you, you do what I tell you
Fuck you, you do what I tell you
Fuck you, you do what I tell you
Fuck you, you do what I tell you
Fuck you, you do what I tell you
Fuck you, you do what I tell you
Fuck you, you do what I tell you
Fuck you, you do what I tell you
Fuck you, you do what I tell you
Fuck you, you do what I tell you
Fuck you, you do what I tell you
Fuck you, you do what I tell you
Fuck you, you do what I tell you
Get on the ground, Ugh

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[–] Formfiller@lemmy.world 17 points 3 weeks ago

Rage For The Machine

[–] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 16 points 3 weeks ago

Tread on me harder, daddy.

[–] bstix@feddit.dk 15 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I imagine a conservative drummer to be someone who shows up with a snare only.

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[–] fartographer@lemmy.world 13 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

I keep trying to imagine the opposite of RATM, and all I can come up with is Bob Dylan singing racist lyrics.

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[–] agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 12 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Crazy idea:

Start a right wing punk band

Exclusively write songs about how capitalism and that status quo are great

Charge thousands of dollars for albums, tens of thousands for tickets

Make millions of dollars off rich chuds

Use those millions to fight the status quo

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[–] popekingjoe@lemmy.world 11 points 3 weeks ago

Tell me you missed the entire point of RATM without telling me you missed the entire point of RATM.

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