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[–] aesthelete@lemmy.world 51 points 16 hours ago (2 children)

The Republican party is not a monolith guys, it's made up of several distinct groups such as child rapists and child rapist enablers.

[–] how_we_burned@lemmy.zip 11 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago) (2 children)

Oh the regimes biggest protector of child raping scum are the Abrahmic religions including fundamentalists such as:

  • the Catholic church ran an industrial scale child raping, torture and incitement to suicide system. This pushing people to kill themselves was a key policy by the church leadership, to avoid paying compensation of their victims even after the raping priest has been imprisoned and guilt could not be mitigating

suicides(https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Catholic_Church_sex_abuse_cases_in_the_United_States

"Church officials followed a "playbook for concealing the truth", minimizing the abuse by using words like "inappropriate contact" instead of "rape"."

And that's with a head buried in the sand approach that US authorities take with religion ie it has to be so blatant and undeniable before they'll investigate.

However from Ireland to Australia in those two countries alone the Catholics abused tens of thousands of children. There are as many or more cases in the US and yet its clear the authorities are happy to pretend otherwise.

Worse the abuse and active protection and cover up went to the Cardinals themselves, both Cardinal Pell and Clancy were rapists and rape protectors.

Southern Baptist Churches

SBC's executive committee, detailing that SBC leaders had stonewalled and disparaged clergy sex abuse survivors for nearly two decades. It also listed the named cases that involved the admission, confession, guilty plea, conviction, judgement, sentencing and registered sex offenders. It did not include cases that did not relate to sexual abuse nor cases that ended in acquittal. The report listed more than 700 entries within the parameters

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sexual_abuse_cases_in_Southern_Baptist_churches

  • extensive sexual abuse in Hasidic and Haredi jewisg cults

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sexual_abuse_cases_in_Brooklyn%27s_Haredi_community

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hush_(novel)

The leadership of religiious organisation are devoid of the moral and ethical leadership their organisations claim is a God given.

It is little surprise they are happily refusing to mount any meaningful protests against the Trump regime.

Shit the the closest I've seen religious organizations protests the Trump regime was the grassroots spontaneous protest of various clergy in the Minneapolis to stop airlines from running ice deporting/transfer flights.

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 2 points 7 hours ago

I honestly believe that the Catholic Church has been operating an intergenerational homosexual trafficking ring for centuries. Most, perhaps all, of the molesting priests were probably molested by priests themselves when they were very young, and like many abuse victims, grew up to be abusers themselves, using the same vehicle as their abusers - the Catholic Church itself.

That's why the Church has always excused it and covered it up: it's literally a long-standing tradition, and a major recruiting strategy. You wouldn't have nearly as many priests if your only draw was celibacy.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 1 points 7 hours ago

Don't forget the Mormons!

[–] ikidd@lemmy.world 4 points 15 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Blubber28@lemmy.world 6 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Like they said, child rapist enablers

[–] ikidd@lemmy.world 5 points 13 hours ago

Little of column A, little of column B...

[–] Gorilladrums@lemmy.world 25 points 15 hours ago (5 children)

Pedophilia has always been a part of Christianity. Mary was 13 when she gave birth to Jesus. Joesph was in his 70s. It's the basis of the religion. At least Christianity tries to hide it by pretending that she was virgin and her child was actually from god. That's better than, say, islam, where mohammad just outright marries Aisha when was 6 years old and pretended that allah told him its halal.

[–] Cruel@programming.dev 6 points 9 hours ago

It's very unlikely Joseph was in his 70s. Neither of their ages are mentioned. Common estimates for Mary are 13-14, and Joseph being in late teens or early 20s.

[–] courval@lemmy.world 4 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

I had a Catholic education and it's the first time I've heard this about Mary's age, are those ages actually in the scriptures/Koran?

[–] Urist@leminal.space 4 points 9 hours ago

I don't know anything about Mary in the Bible but yes Aisha was definitely 6 when she was married according to the Koran, Muslims don't deny it. They just do a bunch of mental gymnastics to explain how that's somehow okay. Usually involving the fact that he waited until she was 9 to consummate the marriage, how noble and considerate.

[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 4 points 13 hours ago (3 children)

Yes, but Marry technically didn't get diddled.

[–] tias@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Not by Joseph, but someone diddled her and he's allegedly much older.

[–] bstix@feddit.dk 3 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Three wise men decided to stop by for no reason.

[–] baggachipz@sh.itjust.works 3 points 8 hours ago

Three dudes: “That big star is in the sky again, Mary wants us to run another train on her!”

Shows up with her payment

“Oh.”

[–] Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world 3 points 12 hours ago

Only because of a mistranslation

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[–] udon@lemmy.world 20 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

Check out poor Lot whose evil daughters plot to get him drunk so they can rape him. The poor old man, I'm sure there was no redaction going on in post production.

[–] BlameTheAntifa@lemmy.world 12 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

Remember that he tried hand them over to a gang of would be angel-rapists, first.

[–] Cruel@programming.dev 3 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Instead of taking his virgin daughters, the mob wanted the men (angels). Pretty demoralizing for his daughters. Lot's daughter may be the first recorded femcels, which would explain their desperate attempt at getting pregnant by their father.

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 1 points 7 hours ago

Musta been a bunch of ugly bitches.

Oh, c'mon, you were thinking it, too.

[–] bibbasa@piefed.social 100 points 22 hours ago (2 children)

i mean, the catholics managed

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 44 points 22 hours ago

If the Pope can figure it out, so can you.

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[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 76 points 22 hours ago (4 children)

Have you read the Bible? Harems, concubines, child brides, slavery, women shouldn’t speak, etc…

[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 75 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 22 hours ago) (2 children)

Have you read the Bible?

Evangelical Chriatians:

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 1 points 7 hours ago

Victor Garber!

[–] Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf 2 points 13 hours ago

You misspelled "cretins"

[–] Cruel@programming.dev 1 points 10 hours ago

I don't think the Bible talks about child brides. Without that, none of those are related to pedophilia...

[–] deacon@lemmy.world 28 points 21 hours ago (3 children)

As a former evangelical Christian I can assure you that any average one of them can only be said to have read the bible in the same way that I could be said to have read my favorite cook book. If that.

[–] stylusmobilus@aussie.zone 17 points 20 hours ago

That’s insightful, thank you.

As someone who did read the full book years ago when going to school and remembers fuckall in it except how repetitive and boring the Old Testament was, this helps me understand their approach of picking and choosing scripture.

[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 2 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Ok, so what is the current canon?

I don't think the new testament includes child diddling, but I didn't read much of that either.

Probably because I lost faith quite some time ago.

[–] deacon@lemmy.world 5 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Well, as I see it, evangelical Christianity has just about totally morphed into Christian Nationalism by now, and the canon for Christian Nationalism seems to essentially be Trump’s Truth Social feed.

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[–] PP_BOY_@lemmy.world 78 points 23 hours ago (2 children)

Literally zero friction integrating pedophilia into traditional Christianity

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 2 points 7 hours ago

It's already been there forever, they're just saying it out loud now.

[–] funkajunk@lemmy.world 42 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

literally zero friction

There's a joke in there, but I'll go to Hell if I make it.

[–] CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world 24 points 20 hours ago (7 children)

I mean, if the Evangelical Christians are going to Heaven - I’d rather go to hell

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[–] cheesybuddha@lemmy.world 24 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

No need, it's already part of it and has been for centuries.

Remember how the Catholic church raped kids and protected pedophiles? It's not just Catholicism.

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[–] TheLeadenSea@sh.itjust.works 40 points 21 hours ago (3 children)

Numbers 31:17-18 KJV

Now therefore kill every male among the little ones, and kill every woman that hath known man by lying with him. But all the women children, that have not known a man by lying with him, keep alive for yourselves.

[–] nymnympseudonym@piefed.social 21 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Numbers is good but for the very best ultra-violence I suggest Deuteronomy

Deut. 21:18-21

18 If someone has a stubborn and rebellious son who does not obey his father and mother and will not listen to them when they discipline him, 19 his father and mother shall take hold of him and bring him to the elders at the gate of his town. 20 They shall say to the elders, “This son of ours is stubborn and rebellious. He will not obey us. He is a glutton and a drunkard.” 21 Then all the men of his town are to stone him to death.

[–] SethTaylor@lemmy.world 6 points 13 hours ago

What... the actual... fuck

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[–] IAmYouButYouDontKnowYet@reddthat.com 21 points 20 hours ago (2 children)

A lot of people don't know this but the Ghost that banged Mary was only 12.

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[–] Nioxic@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago)

Tbh theres pedophilia and incest in the bible already

But sometimes it depends on the translation (and language)

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