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[–] CarbonIceDragon@pawb.social 81 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

and then theres Kelvin, where 0 literally is 0% hot

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 75 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] Chrobin@discuss.tchncs.de 64 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

I have to be that guy: it's K, not °K.

[–] ulterno@programming.dev 18 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Thank you for your service.

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[–] Klear@quokk.au 22 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

We need a new scale where 0 is 0K and 100 is the temperature of the big bang.

[–] unmagical@lemmy.ml 36 points 3 weeks ago

Another balmy day of approximately 0 degrees out.

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[–] Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 59 points 3 weeks ago (17 children)

0 hot? So what about when it’s -40?

[–] PugJesus@piefed.social 73 points 3 weeks ago

-40% hot, that's pretty damn cold!

[–] hoch@lemmy.world 39 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (2 children)

0% hot = 100% cold

so

-40% hot = 140% cold ❄️

[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 13 points 3 weeks ago

If it gets hot this year I'm going to go off to my partner about how its almost 0% cold.

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[–] adarza@lemmy.ca 23 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

that's when the two scales collide...

-40FC...

'fucking cold'

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[–] pH3ra@lemmy.ml 59 points 3 weeks ago (5 children)

Americans using the word propaganda for "something I don't understand because my school system failed me so now I overcompensate by making up factoids that make me look even more uneducated by the rest of the world"

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[–] Typhoon@lemmy.ca 50 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

I like how they claimed Fahrenheit made sense by relating it to a scale between 0 and 100 because a grade divided into 100 pieces (centigrade) is a system that is easy to handle. If only there was a unit of measurement that was already like that.

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[–] vaderaj@lemmy.world 43 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

How is freezing cold, 32% hot? What am I missing here?

[–] offspec@lemmy.world 22 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

Because I can still walk to the mailbox in shorts at 32

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[–] m0darn@lemmy.ca 36 points 3 weeks ago (6 children)

You guys are too ignorant to see how full of shit OP is.

50F is not 50% hot, it's cold. If your house was 50F you'd be saying "something is wrong with my HVAC". You'd never heat to only 50, and you'd never cool that far. It's cellar temperature (colder than a wine cellar, warmer than a root cellar).

70F is 50% hot. It's a temp you'd cool to in the summer, and a temp you'd heat to in the winter.

100F isn't 100% hot either, most people enjoy a hottub to be a little hotter.

Tldr: OP is wrong

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[–] chetradley@lemmy.world 30 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Celsius is the perfect system to describe how hot or cold it is, assuming you're a water molecule.

[–] ChairmanMeow@programming.dev 24 points 3 weeks ago (5 children)

People are mostly water, no? Makes perfect sense then.

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[–] lefixxx@lemmy.world 29 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

i tell them i use a 100 hour clock. Day starts at 0 at ends at 100. They see how much better it is and they have an existential crisis. And then everyone clapped

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[–] MousePotatoDoesStuff@lemmy.world 29 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

Except what is cold/hot varies from person to person.

Water is more consistent.

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[–] farfalla@jlai.lu 24 points 3 weeks ago (10 children)
[–] PugJesus@piefed.social 13 points 3 weeks ago (20 children)

At what temperature does a normal body boil

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[–] aesthelete@lemmy.world 24 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Celsius is percentage boiling.

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[–] rageagainstmachines@lemmy.world 24 points 3 weeks ago (10 children)

Every day I learn that people are even dumber than I previously thought.

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[–] RattlerSix@lemmy.world 19 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 17 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

No, but seriously, babe, the whole Imperial system gets a bad wrap...

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[–] KaChilde@sh.itjust.works 19 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

100% hot by what understanding? If I set my oven to 100F, the peak of heat by this memes reckoning, that roast chicken is going to kill my family.

If I run a warm bath at 50F, the medium-est of heats, My testicles are going to implode faster than a billionaire in a homemade submarine when they touch the water.

If we are talking human comfort, then 50F is also way too cold to be considered “50% hot”.

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[–] ricecake@sh.itjust.works 18 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Ugh, I'm one of those people who will defend imperial as not being irrational, just built ad-hoc for purposes that aren't in alignment with modern ones and ... No, that's not what Fahrenheit is.

Fahrenheit was trying to make a temperature scale that was easy to recreate to ease the calibration of thermometers. Zero is a temperature that can be created in your garage with some ice, salt and water. 100 was his best, ultimately inaccurate, attempt to measure human body temperature, since it's another easy calibration point, and from there water was defined as 32 and 212 so that they were 180 degrees apart, which would fit will on a temperature dial.
Not irrational, not a comfort scale, and not in alignment with current needs.

It's pure coincidence that it kinda lines up with comfortable outdoor temperatures in the opinion of a good chunk of a population living in the northern part of the western hemisphere.

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[–] harmbugler@piefed.social 17 points 3 weeks ago

Is reading this what having a stroke feels like?

[–] Brainsploosh@lemmy.world 16 points 3 weeks ago (5 children)

ITT: Water requires over double of all the hot just to boil.

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[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 15 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Percentage of what motherfucker?

[–] Mr_Fish@lemmy.world 16 points 3 weeks ago

"Hot" I believe

[–] realitista@lemmus.org 14 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (2 children)

I mean, he's not wrong. Celsius is about how hot water is. As someone who has lived half my life on each continent and uses Celsius for everything, I do still think that Fahrenheit is a better unit to use for weather (except 0 not being freezing) while Celsius is better for everything else. But using 2 units is dumb so Celsius it is.

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 24 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Fahrenheit is about how hot water is, and how cold brine is, and how 180 is highly factorable. Celsius is about how hot water is and how 100 is nice in base 10.

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[–] AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip 13 points 3 weeks ago

Ummmm? Well technically you can describe celsius as 0 being 0% boiling and 100 being 100% boiling with water. And it actually works pretty well because the hotter it is, the more it evaporates. Tho pretty sure its not linear and also thats a stupid way of saying it anyways.

[–] nathanjent@programming.dev 13 points 3 weeks ago (7 children)

I'm 98.6° Greg. Am I hot?

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[–] Archangel1313@lemmy.ca 12 points 3 weeks ago (21 children)

Ummm... doesn't this description actually fit better with celsius? 0% hot is frozen. 100% hot is boiling. No?

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[–] Randynippletwist@lemmynsfw.com 12 points 3 weeks ago

That fear is them realizing they are trapped talking to a clown who proudly is grinding 100 hours at work every week.

[–] flowers_galore2@lemmynsfw.com 12 points 3 weeks ago

My face has more wat than a wat granny wat

[–] umbraroze@slrpnk.net 12 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

I'm in Finland. I sometimes say stuff like "oh it's -30°C today. It's getting just a little bit nippy."

A friend of mine in California is like "Jesus Christ what are you talking about" and yes, he can convert that

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[–] tino@lemmy.world 11 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

Get your ass outside at 0ºC and I guarantee you it's 0% hot.

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[–] stickly@lemmy.world 11 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (27 children)

Hot take: the best temperature scale would have 0º be water freeze point and 100º be human body temp. Fahrenheit is already supposed to be that but nobody gives a shit about a saline solution freeze point and they fucked up the human body temp.

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[–] mechoman444@lemmy.world 11 points 3 weeks ago

Just in case because this is the internet at the end of the day. Fahrenheit is not linked to a percentage of anything. It's mostly arbitrary in terms of assigning a number scale to temperature and it's linked to brine solutions and human body temperature.

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