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[–] RattlerSix@lemmy.world 6 points 2 hours ago (1 children)
[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 5 points 39 minutes ago

No, but seriously, babe, the whole Imperial system gets a bad wrap...

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 2 points 2 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Dogyote@slrpnk.net 4 points 1 hour ago

110°F = 110% hot. It still holds up.

[–] nathanjent@programming.dev 12 points 5 hours ago (2 children)

I'm 98.6° Greg. Am I hot?

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 2 points 38 minutes ago

Scared to reach your full potential, eh?

[–] smeenz@lemmy.nz 2 points 3 hours ago

Oh baby, you certainly are

[–] rageagainstmachines@lemmy.world 10 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Every day I learn that people are even dumber than I previously thought.

[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 7 points 6 hours ago

My eye is twitching just reading this. I wonder how I survived 110 percent hot days.

[–] farfalla@jlai.lu 19 points 10 hours ago (3 children)
[–] Bgugi@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago

Room temp is 20C. It's literally iso 1!

[–] ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

-40 to 40 is acceptable human range.

Above or below that and you're stuck inside.

[–] pupbiru@aussie.zone 1 points 1 hour ago

also 50C is roughly as hot as it gets on earth, and 0 is when things freeze (icy roads, snow, many things change) so even “round human temperature range” is a bullshit argument… 0C is much more useful for human temperature than 0F

[–] PugJesus@piefed.social 9 points 10 hours ago (3 children)

At what temperature does a normal body boil

[–] smeenz@lemmy.nz 4 points 3 hours ago

At 100%, obviously

[–] rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world 6 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Boiling isn't the way to do it, roasting will bring out the flavor much more nicely.

[–] yakko@feddit.uk 5 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago) (1 children)

A combination works best to break down those connective tissues and develop meaty complexity, try braising.

[–] nightofmichelinstars@sopuli.xyz 3 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

I love your username. Not bad cooking advice too. Add some garlic and tomatoes and you have an excellent dish.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 1 points 35 minutes ago

Relevant username?

[–] LapGoat@pawb.social 6 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

normal bodys are generally full of normal water i think

[–] Schadrach@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Yeah, but it's mixed with other stuff which impacts the boiling point.

[–] Karyoplasma@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

To offset that, make them drunk. Drunk people boil at lower temperatures than sober ones.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 1 points 34 minutes ago

I'm scared to Google this to confirm.

[–] chetradley@lemmy.world 22 points 11 hours ago (2 children)

Celsius is the perfect system to describe how hot or cold it is, assuming you're a water molecule.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 1 points 34 minutes ago
[–] ChairmanMeow@programming.dev 16 points 10 hours ago (3 children)

People are mostly water, no? Makes perfect sense then.

[–] smeenz@lemmy.nz 1 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Ugly bags of mostly water, yes.

[–] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 1 points 16 minutes ago

Found the microbrain.

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[–] m0darn@lemmy.ca 29 points 12 hours ago (3 children)

You guys are too ignorant to see how full of shit OP is.

50F is not 50% hot, it's cold. If your house was 50F you'd be saying "something is wrong with my HVAC". You'd never heat to only 50, and you'd never cool that far. It's cellar temperature (colder than a wine cellar, warmer than a root cellar).

70F is 50% hot. It's a temp you'd cool to in the summer, and a temp you'd heat to in the winter.

100F isn't 100% hot either, most people enjoy a hottub to be a little hotter.

Tldr: OP is wrong

[–] Dogyote@slrpnk.net 1 points 1 hour ago

You clown, hot has been defined as 100°F since 1724. Therefore 50°F = 50% hot.

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