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[–] Yeller_king@reddthat.com 3 points 2 hours ago

This is ripe for mockery. I can't wait for the memes.

[–] DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net 8 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

So….is he saying incels and white supremacists are evil? Because his side hardly is the side of supermodels.

CHUDs know they’re dumbasses so of course they’re stupid enough to think they’re all sex gods to compensate like IRL is an RPG.

[–] TheaJo@hexbear.net 11 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Young woman with buckets of product applied vs old lady full natural ok man

[–] umbrella@lemmy.ml 3 points 2 hours ago

and photoshop, don't forget all the photoshop.

[–] volcel_olive_oil@hexbear.net 17 points 11 hours ago

these people are porn supremacists

[–] mickey@hexbear.net 19 points 13 hours ago

If I had to bet my life on one of these women to be able to teach me how to survive in their environment and advise me on how to raise a family, I don't even need to say which one I'd pick.

[–] infuziSporg@hexbear.net 20 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

And lo, passing through the city of Dis, between the fifth and sixth circles of Hell, there alongside the road I saw the Ragebaiters, in arenas filled with their own tweets, which blocked their visibility which they ever craved, panting and parched from the closeness of all their hottest takes, encircled in a solitude they could not break out of.

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[–] Evilsandwichman@hexbear.net 19 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

So if you have a horrifying accident and your face is disfigured, you can become morally lesser?

C'mere, I got a thing I wanna say cure-for-fascism

[–] Umechan@hexbear.net 10 points 11 hours ago

He probably thinks it only applies to women.

[–] Alaskaball@hexbear.net 30 points 18 hours ago

fix him to a stake and see if his god will protect his beauty from the flame.

[–] BeanisBrain@hexbear.net 39 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago) (3 children)

This sort of thing is why I have long considered being called "Satanic" or "Demonic" a compliment. It seems to me that Satan and demons hold claim to everything good in the world.

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[–] MalarchoBidenism@hexbear.net 51 points 20 hours ago (16 children)

Incredible new developments in chud discourse

Final chance: Jesus called a Canaanite woman a racial slur (dog)

[–] DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net 1 points 2 hours ago

“Oooooh! You’re making the wicked witch mad! I cast a spell on thee!”

These losers wouldn’t have lasted ten seconds on the late 2000s internet.

[–] CrawlMarks@hexbear.net 5 points 10 hours ago

I have seen worse trolling.

[–] VernetheJules@hexbear.net 5 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

There is a nonzero chance both of these people are piping the other's response into an LLM which just adds to the fun

i-do

[–] DasRav@hexbear.net 5 points 11 hours ago

These shitposts aren't wordy enoguh for that.

[–] Damarcusart@hexbear.net 27 points 17 hours ago (3 children)

I love how these guys will always talk about how they will make god punish people for disagreeing with them. Pretty sure nothing got the big guy upstairs madder in the bible than when people started ordering him around and making demands of him.

[–] DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net 1 points 2 hours ago

Like unironically it is why I don’t think if God is real, they’d be offended by “sky wizard” jokes. Because clearly they don’t worship an enlightened being, they worship themselves.

[–] ReadFanon@hexbear.net 19 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

Counterpoint: have you ever considered that my dad could beat your dad up? (/s)

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[–] Le_Wokisme@hexbear.net 11 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

don't be a kid and make fun of some guy for being bald

[–] Damarcusart@hexbear.net 8 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

I think that one was just coincidence. God had just installed his "summon the bears" button and was just looking for any excuse to try it out.

[–] Le_Wokisme@hexbear.net 1 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

when all you have is bears every problem looks like delicious honey

[–] DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net 2 points 2 hours ago

all you have is bears

What are we? Some kind of…Hex bear?

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[–] PraiseCorn@hexbear.net 65 points 20 hours ago (2 children)

"There is neither Jew nor Gentile, neither slave nor free, nor is there male and female, for you are all one in Christ Jesus." - Galatians 3:28

Jesus was not a fucking white nationalist nazi chud from Texas, these ghouls need to be exorcised. 😭😭😭😭😭

[–] Le_Wokisme@hexbear.net 10 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

nah that's one of Paul's alleged letters

[–] PraiseCorn@hexbear.net 4 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Oh, I didnt pay attention in bible study but I do remember that Paul was TRANS. He used to be SAUL, BIBLE IS WOKE 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️😤😤😤😤

[–] TrashGoblin@hexbear.net 1 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Don't repeat Paul's deadname, it's disrespectful!

[–] PraiseCorn@hexbear.net 2 points 5 hours ago

youre right, I'm sorry ooooooooooooooh

[–] Rom@hexbear.net 41 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

nor is there male and female

Jesus was woke frothingfash

[–] kristina@hexbear.net 19 points 14 hours ago (7 children)
Let not the foreigner who has joined himself to the Lord say,
    “The Lord will surely separate me from his people”;
and let not the eunuch say,
    “Behold, I am a dry tree.”
4 For thus says the Lord:
“To the eunuchs who keep my Sabbaths,
    who choose the things that please me
    and hold fast my covenant,
5 I will give in my house and within my walls
    a monument and a name
    better than sons and daughters;
I will give them an everlasting name
    that shall not be cut off

Bible says getting sterilized makes you better than other people, trans people stay winning bridget-pride-stay-mad

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