this post was submitted on 17 Jan 2026
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[–] Acute_Engles@hexbear.net 8 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Tapping the card i know will be declined and walking away before the clerk can notice

[–] Cysioland@lemmygrad.ml 4 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Self checkouts here typically have gates that require you to scan a receipt to get out

[–] prismatic@ttrpg.network 2 points 3 weeks ago

I've never seen that, around me it's just an employee hanging by the self checkout (if that) and maybe someone hanging around the exit. The last person I saw shoplifting just went through the one way entrance with a full cart when I entered as that never has staff at it lol

[–] Acute_Engles@hexbear.net 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Cysioland@lemmygrad.ml 1 points 3 weeks ago

German and French discount shop brands treating Poles like thieves

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 6 points 3 weeks ago

You're asking a god like hedgehog like shadow who uses guns and the chaos emeralds to abide by your puny human "laws"?

[–] dditty@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 3 weeks ago

I can hear this picture

[–] Vampire@hexbear.net 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] HarryLime@hexbear.net 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Vampire@hexbear.net 6 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

is it to do with a hedgehog's spikes (pins?)

[–] HarryLime@hexbear.net 7 points 3 weeks ago

there's nothing to get

[–] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 5 points 3 weeks ago

TO COMPLETE TRANSACTION