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can i top you off? (lemmy.blahaj.zone)

submitted 3 weeks ago by lolola@lemmy.blahaj.zone to c/shittyasklemmy@lemmy.ml

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[–] actionjbone@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I don't know, can you?

[–] lolola@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

CAN I? 🥫

[–] actionjbone@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 weeks ago

I asked you. I don't know if you're capable of it!

[–] MonkeyTown@midwest.social 4 points 3 weeks ago

No thanks, I’m ace.

[–] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Can you take my top off? Fucking perv.

~Hell yes you can!~

[–] lolola@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 3 weeks ago

😏 🎩

[–] Cevilia@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

You pay, I'll drink all day

[–] lolola@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 3 weeks ago

No prob, the complex pays the water bill 🚿

[–] Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Sure, thanks!

[–] lolola@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 3 weeks ago

⛽

[–] hyacin@lemmy.ml 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

If that's a euphemism, yes... please.

unzips

[–] lolola@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 3 weeks ago

👖 🍺

[–] robocall@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Haven't you had enough?

[–] lolola@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 3 weeks ago

I'll TELL you when I've had enough!

That's enough, thanks

[–] daggermoon@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

By that do you mean head?

[–] lolola@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 3 weeks ago

I suppose attaching an additional head to someone would be one possible interpretation of "topping them off" so yes

[–] folaht@lemmy.ml 1 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

Yes, I need information.
Inform me.

[–] lolola@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 3 weeks ago

Shh it's top secret 🤫 📄