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[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 109 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (5 children)
  • Evaporated Milk

  • Condensed Milk

  • Whole Milk

  • A Secret Fourth Thing

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 59 points 6 days ago (2 children)
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[–] Caketaco@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 4 days ago

Powdered milk for more milk per milk

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 9 points 5 days ago (1 children)
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[–] kersploosh@sh.itjust.works 104 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (3 children)
[–] baggachipz@sh.itjust.works 33 points 6 days ago (2 children)

That’s good. Unless, of course, somebody comes up with seis leches. Then you’re in trouble, huh?

[–] diemartin@sh.itjust.works 40 points 6 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)
[–] binarytobis@lemmy.world 7 points 5 days ago

Wow, that was really the perfect scene to channel this energy.

[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 74 points 5 days ago (1 children)

But all of them were deceived

For another leches had been made...

[–] Piemanding@sh.itjust.works 8 points 5 days ago

*But they, all of them, deceived

[–] brown567@sh.itjust.works 27 points 5 days ago
[–] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 45 points 6 days ago (3 children)

I think we can go a lot further.

Common milk producers:

Cow

Bison

Goat

Sheep

Horse

Yak

Reindeer

Common milk types:

Evaporated

Condensed

Powdered

Whole

2%

1%

Skim

By my count, we should be able to do at least cuarenta y nueve leches. Are we even trying?

[–] starik@lemmy.zip 55 points 6 days ago (6 children)

Are you?

If we count whole, 2%, 1%, and skim as 4 distinct leches, what’s to stop us from creating a gradient of leches ranging from 0% to 3.25% milk fat?

Infinidad Leches

[–] Bonsoir@lemmy.ca 17 points 6 days ago

Wouldn't that make one giant 1.625% milk?

[–] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 14 points 6 days ago

That's a good point. It seems to be an infinite series that should converge on one value of leche. If we solve for that, we should be able to make the ultimate torta de leche, which, paradoxically, is made with only one supreme leche.

I didn't want to show my hand, but off the record, I've experimented with Norwegian beaver milk and Mongolian camel milk to achieve in vitro samples of sesenta y tres leches. Admittedly, it's highly unstable and there have been casualties. Such is the price of progress.

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[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 28 points 5 days ago (2 children)

The kind of moron who, when asked if they’d like their pizza cut into 4 or 6 slices, says “4. I could never eat six!”

[–] sangriaferret@sh.itjust.works 13 points 5 days ago (3 children)

Who cuts a pizza into only four slices?

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[–] cdf12345@lemmy.zip 6 points 5 days ago

Great catcher tho

[–] IcedRaktajino@startrek.website 32 points 6 days ago (2 children)

The "Cuatro Leches" is like the jackasses on The Price is Right who, seeing you've bid $500, bids $501.

[–] KoboldCoterie@pawb.social 43 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Jackasses? Sir, that's just good strategy. What would you do? Bid $650, just to be sportsmanlike? The Price Is Right is serious business, you either go for the throat or you go home empty handed.

[–] gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 21 points 6 days ago (2 children)

We need a full contact version of The Price is Right. Fuck bids. Earn your right to that merch with the teeth of your enemies.

[–] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 22 points 6 days ago

I think you're just describing Black Friday.

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[–] Routhinator@startrek.website 16 points 5 days ago

Cuatro ~= Leches

Cuatro != Quatro

[–] TimeNaan@lemmy.world 20 points 5 days ago (3 children)

Dumbass eastern european here - what is Tres Leches?

[–] moakley@lemmy.world 25 points 5 days ago

To be even more specific, it's a Mexican dessert made of sponge cake, soaked in a mixture of three milks. Wet cake may not sound appetizing, but it's absolutely delicious.

[–] nightofmichelinstars@sopuli.xyz 24 points 5 days ago

A type of cake

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 16 points 5 days ago

In addition to the other comment, it means "3 milks" literally.

[–] starik@lemmy.zip 20 points 6 days ago (1 children)

The tres leches appears to be leaching one of its leches. The quatro leches has no problem holding all of its leches, even though it has to hold one more. How are these the same price?

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[–] Etterra@discuss.online 6 points 4 days ago (2 children)
[–] HulkSmashBurgers@reddthat.com 4 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Tres leches is a cake with condensed milk, caramel, and whipped cream. So three dairy products. It's delicious.

[–] Dozzi92@lemmy.world 4 points 4 days ago

So quatro leches is just a fourth diary product. I'm thinking Oaxaca cheese.

[–] Quique@lemmy.world 4 points 4 days ago
[–] RBWells@lemmy.world 11 points 5 days ago

Coquito I call Ron con 5 leches.

Leche evaporada, leche regular, leche condensada dulce (lechera), leche de coco, y crema.

Why have 3 or 4 when you can have 5 and rum?

[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 13 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Tell me... how many leches you see.

[–] altasshet@lemmy.ca 14 points 5 days ago

But they were all of them described, for another milk was made...

[–] driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br 13 points 5 days ago

Cuatro leches?? With this economy?

[–] capuccino@lemmy.world 15 points 6 days ago (6 children)

Is three leches a thing outside of Mexico?

[–] three@lemmy.zip 23 points 6 days ago (1 children)
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[–] S_H_K@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 4 days ago

La queres con toda la lecheee ehhhh chinguguencha!!!

[–] kylie_kraft@lemmy.world 10 points 6 days ago (4 children)

What's the fourth milk Sofía? What is the fourth milk?

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[–] stiffyGlitch@lemmy.world 4 points 5 days ago

Why is it forbidden? It's just like tres leches cake except it's soaked in 4 milks.

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