Anal Stabbing Clowns got me through some rough times.
this post was submitted on 01 Jan 2026
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I'll make your dream band come to life
I'm already working on 50 songs though... they all need vocals/lyrics singer but I suck at singing and I don't have anybody to sing them :,(
Disappointed that this isn't a real band 😞
Yet. Be the something or whatever.
Until then at least we have clown core
Wasn't sure what to expect but it's not bad.
I cannot stress enough the absolute coolness of what these two dudes are doing, from a music nerd's standpoint. Like the multitasking is out of this world; e.g., in the beginning where the drummer playing this very straightforward bass line on the keys and maintaining that sick drum pattern at the same time. And the syncopation in the rhythm, how they maintain that through the song.
Like it is a shitpost, but it's a high effort shitpost. I always find myself coming back to these guys for a good laugh, but I'm laughing with them because it's so incredibly cool.
I’m shocked it’s not. We have Anal Cunt. Why no Anal Stabbing Clowns?
Unironically tho this song is so meaningful to me, as someone who feels driven into being a recluse:
You could have all you wanted
Sing
You could build it all from nothing
Sing to me
You can live a life alone
Sanctuary
But you can never call this home
This album is such a banger and has been in my constant rotation for years.
This song/album fucking rules. I'm also partial to Monarchy, but Owls kept me company during dark times both literally and figuratively as I was working 3rd shift at the time.
Noisecore fans will be like 'this song means so much to me 😔' and it's literally 3 minutes of some Japanese twink shouting "1 2 3 4" before unleashing the sloppiest diarrhea dump in the toilet you've ever heard with reverb.
i'm not japanese
No one mentioned Lorna Shore - Pain Remains, wtf? Especially the music video brings me to tears.
Photograph by Nickelback has gotten me through some rough times.
Tap for NSFW
Jesus Christ you weren't joking.
Username checks out.
I regret tapping
How do I untap?
I need eyebleach
Is it actually a cradle of filth?
A few weeks ago I ran into a guy wearing their masturbating nun/Jesus Is A Cunt t-shirt. I learned of that legendary shirt a long time ago and finally seeing it in person made my night, at least until Fallujah and Entheos blew me away.
I love the core genres for this reason.
Unless it's country, then it's just trash.
"I was fuckin' my truckin' when my wife came home early; I tried to pull out but that Ford bumper had me lockin', so when she turned the key I screamed something wiiiiiiiiiiild~"
It's always women, trucks, beer, bad decisions and sadness. Always.
I guess I’d call Slim Dusty’s Redback On the Toilet Seat bad decision then, in terms of timing.
What’s your thoughts?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Outlaw_country
You probably heard of Johnny Cash or even Willie Nelson. You could say that's just a completely different genre, but I bet you can find Deathcore bands with good lyrics and even somewhat intelligible vocals, and Deathcore bands with trash lyrics and/or completely unintelligible vocals.
I'm your lover. I'm your zero. I'm the face in your dreams of glass
Wow, I am not sure why, but I always thought the lyric was, “I’m the face all your dreams have blurred out”.
It's my favorite song from that album
Thinking again on this, I think my head just “filled in the blank” with some nonsense like
“All your dreams are made/heard of” or something?
Too many favorites to pick but Zero is classic, Where Boys Fear to Tread, Jellybelly, but even oddies like Cupid de Locke are top for me, but there are still more hah. It’s one of my favorite albums overall. I was even wearing the shirt just yesterday so feeling quite silly I messed this one up so bad. 😆
I'm a bitch, I'm a lover
I'm a child, I'm a mother
I'm a sinner, I'm a saint
I do not feel ashamed
CALL 911 NOW!!!!!
angelmaker frfr
Yesterday at a small convention Hard Techno was played in the dance floor and because it sucked so much, 10 - 13 people were chilling on the floor outside of it while only 2 were actually inside 😭
Latincore fans will be like 'this song means so much to me 😔' and it's literally 3 minutes of some merengue singing "sobala" before unleashing the sloppiest bitcrusher you've ever heard with reverb.