"There's some commotion over the next hill. Would you like to take a gander?"
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Conjure Animals:
A bunch of baby ducks.
My players may be visiting the dons of the animal mafia in a coming session. This could happen.
History suggests they'll talk they're way out of it and invite the geese over for a potluck.
Unless they tell the geese that if they walk like a duck and talk like a duck they will be called ducks.
So...they are going to fight themselves?
Your PC's all wear heavy armor?