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[–] mycodesucks@lemmy.world 8 points 7 hours ago

"There's some commotion over the next hill. Would you like to take a gander?"

[–] Ensign_Crab@lemmy.world 4 points 7 hours ago

Conjure Animals:

A bunch of baby ducks.

[–] Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

My players may be visiting the dons of the animal mafia in a coming session. This could happen.

History suggests they'll talk they're way out of it and invite the geese over for a potluck.

[–] squaresinger@lemmy.world 4 points 7 hours ago

Unless they tell the geese that if they walk like a duck and talk like a duck they will be called ducks.

[–] UNY0N@lemmy.wtf 6 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

So...they are going to fight themselves?

Your PC's all wear heavy armor?

[–] idlehirn@loma.ml 6 points 10 hours ago

@TehBamski they will fuck shit up. As geese do…

[–] kindred@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago)

I'm calling the knight. (Catbox alt)

But enough about that.