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[-] hesusingthespiritbomb@lemmy.world 47 points 7 months ago

They would change their tune because they'd think you were mentally ill to the point where it's dangerous.

[-] PlatinumSf@pawb.social 35 points 7 months ago

In fairness the denial to acknowledge or entertain such a request does not provide proof of the doubt of one's words, merely a non-desire to participate.

[-] pyrflie@lemm.ee 30 points 7 months ago

Yeah, I'm not just handing over a genetic sample.

[-] HubertManne@kbin.social 9 points 7 months ago

I might. Under the right circumstances. Be willing to part with some sperm.

[-] Lesrid@lemm.ee 3 points 7 months ago

Hair only has DNA if you pull out the root too.

[-] SatanicNotMessianic@lemmy.ml 0 points 7 months ago

They can pull a genetic sample from a water glass you used in a restaurant, from your car’s steering wheel, from your clothing…

We shed DNA all the time and everywhere.

[-] ElBarto@sh.itjust.works 19 points 7 months ago

I've had a 'witch' cut a bit of my hair off and tell me she's gonna curse me. That was 15 years ago, still nothing.

[-] flicker@kbin.social 16 points 7 months ago

Really? You can look at the last 15 years of your life and you don't feel cursed?

Couldn't be me. Depression is a fuck.

[-] SkyeStarfall@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 7 months ago

Yeah, it's this person! They are the ones that cause all of this to happen! *gestures generally*

[-] jopepa@lemmy.world 18 points 7 months ago

In all fairness, it’s a gross ask.

[-] MentallyExhausted@reddthat.com 16 points 7 months ago

I don’t believe in any magical thinking, but if you want some of my hair, you can have a pube. That’s equally gross for both of us.

[-] cone_zombie@lemmy.world 9 points 7 months ago

As a person with receding hairline, screw this

[-] NAXLAB@lemmy.world 9 points 7 months ago

Also:

If they don't believe in the Fourth amendment, ask for their bank statement

[-] Lemminary@lemmy.world 7 points 7 months ago

No, it's just gross

[-] Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 4 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

If someone does believe in witchcraft, I am asking for notes, spellbooks, etc. That you may retain. I will pay for the original or any duplication costs if you don't want to part with it.

I am especially interested in any notes, materials, books, Journals, grimoires, etc. For anyone with a diagnosed or undiagnosed mental disorder.

Completely serious, PM me if your interested. I prefer original copies if you can't get good scans or duplications. Am willing to pay a fair price if original materials are necessary.

*Must be comfortable with stating some limited background information about yourself.

[-] RIPandTERROR@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 7 months ago

I'm autistic. If you you're paying and interested in magic, I'd be happy to teach you everything I know about the gathering.

[-] Rukmer@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago

I'm full of mental disorders; I'd be happy to mail someone my ramblings for cash haha. I don't believe in witchcraft but I did used to have paranoia and some hallucinations (I guess I'm recovered from that?) and I feel like people should be studying me, not about that necessarily, but I have a bunch of complex ideas I can't get anyone to understand.

[-] Chetzemoka@startrek.website 4 points 7 months ago

I'm a nurse. We are completely rational, evidence-based, science oriented.

Also, had a patient on our critical care unit overnight waiting on a pacemaker, heart rate in the 30s with frequent pauses where it just didn't beat at all. Hospital doctor comes in to check on patient (who was already sent down to get the pacer) and notices the vial of atropine taped to the patient's door jamb.

Hospital doctor asks me about it, and with a straight face complete sincerity, I reply, "To ward off evil spirits."

The witchy ways endure.

this post was submitted on 20 Nov 2023
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