Mummy drinks
Daddy smokes
Little Timmy has his jokes
this post was submitted on 09 Dec 2025
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It's tempting to lose the beard and go just with a mustache and pipe.
mustache and pipe
Well as long as you've got your princess, I'm sure she'll be happy to have a Mario
What kinda sourpuss is downvoting this?!? What sad people they must be.
Anyway, Happy Anniversary!
(Tell 'em they spelt "it" just fine!)
The Bagel Battalion downvoted it
Those ~~delicious~~ filthy bagels!
Thank you.
Looks like they're fans of Adventure Time.
JFC that's adorable. How old are they?
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