I'm at the pizza Gulag
I'm at the commie mount Rushmore
I'm at the combination pizza Gulag and commie mount Rushmore
this post was submitted on 02 Nov 2025
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Why the fuck is Trump on commie mount rushmore? I feel like this was intentionally designed to piss off as many people as possible
This is from the JDPON Don timeline.
Liberals think "communism is when dictator"
Americans when they see the on-brand American capitalist ever as president:
"What are we, a bunch of communists!?"
Liberals have been so conditioned against communism that when faced with the choice between socialism or fascism they will choose fascism every single time, and then call it communism when it ends up hurting them
Yankeeland: We carve our guys' heads into a sacred mountain we stole from the indigenous population!
The Soviet Union: We put our guy's head on a damn we built to make people's lives better.
God damn
feet first into the blender please.
I really want to insult the liberal mind so badly right now, but I can’t come up with anything :(
I’m just angry seeing this
I'm having trouble decoding the brain of whoever created this. Are we anti-trump? pro-communism? what liberal thought-void brought this monstrosity into existence?
It's probably the boring answer where capitalism will try to expand to as much demographics as possible, which inevitably will include mixing in communism aesthetics. It's really the perfect system for someone who has no identity and just follows the market flow.
i think if there's a human in the loop they're far away from the levers of the channel
Libertarianism most likely, they tend to go bad=socialism on most issues
Liberals do this because they know conservatives are anti-communist so if they call the thing they don't like communism then they will spontaneously come around to disliking it instead of just recognising they're obvious liars and making them even less likely to believe anything they say.
Yes, and that’s why it’s so incredibly annoying to see two right wingers calling each other communists
Where is the party in opposition that has not been decried as communistic by its opponents in power? Where is the opposition that has not hurled back the branding reproach of communism, against the more advanced opposition parties, as well as against its reactionary adversaries?
JDPON Don Mountain?
if that pizza store opened up in my town, I'd totally give it a shot
At least you won't go hungry in that gulag right?
What is a communist dictator without a big spoon? 
How else are you spreading that sweet marinara sauce?
the pizza gulag is where you make all the pizza and don't get to eat any pizza
So just normal franchise pizzeria
communism is when no product of your labor
Okay but really republicans want to addTrump's head to "Mount Rushmore"
On January 28, 2025, Rep. Anna Paulina Luna (R-FL) introduced a bill, H.R. 792, in the House of Representatives to add Trump's likeness to the monument
"H.R.792 – To direct the Secretary of the Interior to arrange for the carving of the figure of President Donald J. Trump on Mount Rushmore National Memorial". U.S. Congress. January 28, 2025. Retrieved February 5, 2025.
Not gonna lie, I'd stop by Pizza Gulag for a slice.
Trump idolises the centralised power of Jinping and Putin.
Maybe they can also influence him to adopt socialist policies.
He really does have a chance to do the funniest thing.
Putin and Kim have way less executive authority than Trump.