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[–] echodot@feddit.uk 2 points 1 day ago

There's a lot of cars driving around now that seem to be clay coloured. That's the colour I hate, the blend nothing colour.

Who goes to the dealership and says I want my car to be the colour of I washed out clay landscape on a rainy day in the Arctic circle?

[–] BlameTheAntifa@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 20 hours ago) (2 children)

Ultraviolet. Just being in its presence literally harms you.

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 1 points 1 day ago

What Pantone number is that? I want to get a tie that colour

[–] TheKracken@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

Same vibes but ultra-violet for me.

[–] VampirePenguin@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

I love every color but the context is everything.

[–] Furbag@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Dark yellow. Rare color, but ugly.

[–] wowwoweowza@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

Do you mean Baby Diarrhea yellow?

[–] PrimeMinisterKeyes@leminal.space 8 points 2 days ago (2 children)
[–] potoo22@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

It's the color that can be orange or brown depending on the surrounding colors.

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[–] DJKJuicy@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 day ago

Yellow. Especially on cars or t-shirts. Just...bleh.

[–] Madzielle@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Pink. I really don't like pink, nor most red shades.

Pastels, can I just loathe all pastels? Because I do.

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[–] Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf 3 points 1 day ago

Reddish brown.

[–] mathemachristian@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

LAVENDER fuck lavender
hate it get some saturation the matter with you

edit: oh no sorry beige, fuck you get some hue as well. Why they keep making baby clothes these rank desatured hues is beyond me. If you're in a store you can clearly see at what age/size children start to choose their clothes as well from the sudden color explosion.

[–] Flickerby@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)
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[–] thatradomguy@lemmy.world 11 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

I really like this trend I'm seeing about posts asking for least fav things. Personally, mine is:

puke green color photo

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[–] fullsquare@awful.systems 59 points 3 days ago (2 children)
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[–] UpperBroccoli@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Clearly, the worst colour is ocean gray. Such a dowdy old colour. Military gray is superior in every way.

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[–] Damaskox@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

Mine would be pink, I think

Forest green.

Like what the fuck were they thinking with that one.

[–] Afflictedlife@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 day ago
[–] Ougie@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (5 children)

Red.

It's so loud, obnoxious and in your face, I hate it.

It's only somewhat acceptable on very small things, tiny accents etc.

And I have a theory hear me out: no car in the world looks the best in red, there is always another color that looks better. Yes, even Ferraris and Alfas. Prove me wrong.

[–] drmoose@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Have you seen the Chinese parliament?

Chinese parlament wide view

Which looks beautiful at wide angle like this with the ceiling and all but IRL what you would be seeing is this:

Chinese parlament narrow view

Straight eye aneurism lmao

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[–] tgirlschierke@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

oh yeah, lime green is usually very tacky

[–] potoo22@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Only looks good on limes

[–] tgirlschierke@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Like pee when dehydrated?

[–] andre613@lemmy.ca 25 points 2 days ago

Fake tan orange

[–] drmoose@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

It"s all about the medium its on though. I was about to say bright green as there are these houses nearby of this playground bright green color and I hate them but then a thin leaf of the same color is absolutely beautiful. So it really depends what's being colored.

[–] stinky@redlemmy.com 1 points 1 day ago

i see white vehicles everywhere

are you an ambulance

are you an ice cream truck

then why the fuck is your lifted dodge ram truck white

[–] ulterno@programming.dev 4 points 2 days ago

When light gray is used for a background to call it a "dark theme", instead of just going #000000

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