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The prodigal son returns!

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[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 67 points 6 months ago (3 children)

And now all the normies who were threatening to boycott Disney will sign back up for their slop chutes

Nature is healing

[–] Crucible@hexbear.net 33 points 6 months ago (3 children)

The same day that the new mandolorian and grogu trailer dropped! Wow! What a coincidence!

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 30 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Remember baby Yoda?

Of course you do, buy some more shit you dum-dums!

[–] 9to5@hexbear.net 27 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I LOVE GROGU MORE THAN MY NEWBORN SON isaac-pog

[–] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 12 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

DiSSney should hire me, I just came up with Grogurt, a go-gurt type snack themed on grogu. I'll take my $250000 cheque please.

Edit: it's a thing already??? I'm sad and disappointed

[–] Dessa@hexbear.net 17 points 6 months ago

It looks like shit. Sure as hell wont be worth movie prices, not that I would have gone either wy

[–] LeninWalksTheEarth@hexbear.net 15 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

i don't pay for slop so ill watch it and not worry i helped their money or algorithm.

oh its a movie. well, it will be on streaming after like 2 weeks anyways.

[–] PurrLure@hexbear.net 27 points 6 months ago

Finally, after several long days my snout can descend into the rat feces! you-hear-about-video-games

[–] tactical_trans_karen@hexbear.net 20 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I only pirate now, I am a festering blight eating away at black heart of modern media.

[–] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 10 points 6 months ago

Don't worry, I'd assume most of us do too. Media subscriptions are expensive

[–] CeliacMcCarthy@hexbear.net 63 points 6 months ago (1 children)

trump rolls worst fascist cultural purge ever, asked to leave

[–] plinky@hexbear.net 52 points 6 months ago (1 children)

American treatlerites continue their holy war for treats, instead of solidarity

[–] CommCat@hexbear.net 29 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Libs: Genocide happening, I sleep, but when their treats are threatened, that's when the gloves come off!

[–] plinky@hexbear.net 21 points 6 months ago (1 children)

50% believe pisrael perpetrating genocide, but somehow that intersection with disney viewership (or any other bds target) is 0%. Very cool, solidarity from seppos as stellar as ever

[–] redchert@lemmygrad.ml 4 points 5 months ago

Excuse me but they did their part by saying that they oppose genocide and really really believing it. They even reposted a hot take on twitter!

They are the resistance and they earned their reprieve by watching kimmel do a hecking clapback against the orange orangutan or something.

[–] ZWQbpkzl@hexbear.net 20 points 6 months ago

They did it by cancelling their Disney+ subscriptions but can bother with BDS.

[–] StillNoLeftLeft@hexbear.net 52 points 6 months ago (1 children)

It's both hilarious and depressing to witness all the libs and self-proclaimed leftists celebrate and pat themselves on the back on Mastodon right now. Some are even posting how Disney will still not get them back, because they have now seen their true colours. I mean, interesting red line. I sure thought that would have come sooner.

Wow, amazing activism. Activism that achieved to get the status quo back. Great.

Voting with the wallet, got Jimmy Kimmel. Great success.

[–] VILenin@hexbear.net 15 points 6 months ago

Amazing how the focus is on a wealthy media personality who, even if he were fired, would still be able to lead a life of luxury unimaginable to the vast majority of people, and not on the scores of minimum wage workers who have had their livelihoods destroyed for not sieg-heiling

[–] Leon_Grotsky@hexbear.net 44 points 6 months ago

Thank goodness, now I can go back to being upset that this unfunny joker has a job

[–] nothx@hexbear.net 43 points 6 months ago

and now every lib renews their harry potter subscription.

[–] sewer_rat_420@hexbear.net 40 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 38 points 6 months ago

We can go back to brunch!

[–] kristina@hexbear.net 37 points 6 months ago

Damn this sucks, nothing ever happens

[–] LeninWalksTheEarth@hexbear.net 35 points 6 months ago

FUCK THIS DEAD FASCIST PODCASTER. HOLY FUCK.

They sure do talk about how great he was, but they never play any of his videos or any audio. Weird huh?

[–] WIIHAPPYFEW@hexbear.net 34 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Rustled as they may be, the twin Jimmies stand tall for another day

[–] miz@hexbear.net 16 points 6 months ago
[–] Yuritopiaposadism@hexbear.net 22 points 6 months ago

Trump can't even do a proper purge.

[–] 9to5@hexbear.net 17 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Time for Jimmy to become the Avenging Son

[–] graymess@hexbear.net 16 points 5 months ago

He's gonna apologize to Kirk's ghost on air, isn't he?

[–] 30_to_50_Feral_PAWGs@hexbear.net 16 points 6 months ago

OK, but artists pulling out of Lilith Fair in protest of Disney suspending the former co-host of The Man Show is a top-tier bit that was not on my hellworld bingo card

[–] Dirt_Possum@hexbear.net 15 points 6 months ago (3 children)

Tangential, but what is the consensus around here about Jimmy Kimmel? Is he just the typical vapid liberal host or is he more insidious than that? I know nothing about him other than that he was on that misogynist The Man Show a long time ago and that the few times I tried to watch him, he was not even a little bit amusing, just dull and totally lacking charisma. But my lib dad who also never watched him before now thinks he's this great comedian who speaks truth to power. 🙄

[–] Le_Wokisme@hexbear.net 12 points 6 months ago (1 children)

he's not funny and did blackface.

[–] Sport_Owl@hexbear.net 5 points 5 months ago

I dont know why he thought a Karl Malone impression would be wanted or ever asked for

[–] KillSlaveOwners@hexbear.net 11 points 6 months ago (1 children)

He brought the hardcore band “Knocked Loose” on live television which was pretty fun, outside of that I have no opinions.

[–] nothx@hexbear.net 4 points 6 months ago

Oh shit! I forgot that was on his show. Bryan dropping a pig squeal on national television was so fucking funny.

i will never respect anyone who's watched enough late night tv to form an opinion on him

[–] Homer_Simpson@hexbear.net 9 points 6 months ago

WE DID IT HEXBEAR!!

[–] Sport_Owl@hexbear.net 7 points 6 months ago

Remember: dont sit so close to the tv