Bidets should be mandatory and toilet paper should be banned
this post was submitted on 15 Sep 2025
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Maoist left with a strong aftertaste of eco-consciousness.
I could live with a bidet-centric society tbh
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and toilet paper should be banned
Are you just rocking a wet ass post-bidet application?
The complete lack of thought for obvious disastrous consequences is how you recognize a true Maoist policy.
I welcome or wet-ass bidet future, comrade.
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Sending the government anything official (like passport or jury summons response) through the post should include free shipping for letter sized envelopes.
left - free stuff
~~Free~~ socially funded
Also because the right wants to dismantle the post office
free
Not free, paid for with taxes. And as we all know, all taxation is theft. Except for the roads I need to drive my lifted truck on.
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stop subsidizing cars and trucks
Left.
nah that's actually right wing (in theory)
in reality, it's left... the world is a weird place
I mean, people on the left generally aren't against subsidizing transportation, the problem is with cars specifically. Their dominance is generally bad for society as a whole, but good for a few already very powerful people.
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Cows should have curly tails like jack russels
copyrights should only last 5 years.
Typical pirate party talking point: left
(Although classically liberal)
People really actually should learn how to make bugs into more widespread, varied, and tasty cuisine.
Meat is about to get much, much more expensive.
Addendum: Ask the vegans about their most cost effective, most sustainable protein sources.
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Just because something is legal doesn't mean it's moral or ethical and vice versa.
Left
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The largest obstacle to Linux adoption is the large amount of Linux users whos only contribution to Linux is pushing back any and all progress. These people protest whenever a project receives funding from companies yet refuse to donate themselves. They call projects like Fedora copro for receiving code from IBM yet they do not contribute. They spend all day whining about Wayland and Systemd going on about how "bloated" they are yet these same people will use KDE.
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👏 SCIENCE 👏 FICTION👏 DOES👏 NOT👏 INCLUDE👏 FANTASY👏
believes in rigid categories - right
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Public school teachers shouldn’t have to pay income tax
Left, believes public schools should exist, welcome to 2025 noob
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Language changes. "Literally" also means "Figuratively" now. The pronouciation of "gif" is regional. To fight against it is pointless.
linguistic descriptivism (left)
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For awhile a lot of urbanist positions could have either come from the left or the right, but eventually reactionaries reacted and now its pretty much exclusively left wing.
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Linux is the best operating system, and the primary things preventing its adoption are manufacturers not packaging it and professional software like Adobe being unavailable
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i think it's possible to have too many buttholes. like, from a functional standpoint. it's probably super uncomfortable.
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The purpose of life is to maximise pleasure and anyone yapping against that is either trying to control you or still hasn't deprogrammed from puritan cultural influence.
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We should train mountain lions to be comfortable around humans, so they can hunt down feral cats and dogs to stop them from killing local wildlife and polluting rivers.
Eagles could work too.
All active duty soldiers should be get a free, non-transferrable 1000+cc motorcycle.
Cities/towns under 1 million should ban cars within the city limits, but remove all liscensing requirements for <200cc motorcycles.
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