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[-] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 63 points 10 months ago

He ain't called "partially functional" Data.

[-] negativenull@lemm.ee 62 points 10 months ago
[-] ClarkDoom@lemmy.world 46 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Because he’s fully functional.

[-] caseyweederman@lemmy.ca 4 points 10 months ago

AND ANATOMICALLY CORRECT

[-] RojoSanIchiban@lemmy.world 43 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Guys... Data doesn't have nipples.

(I know it's Lore but they're identical, shut up!)

Edit: also check out them buns of polyalloy bioplast!

[-] EmergMemeHologram@startrek.website 10 points 10 months ago

Maybe this is why Lore is so ornery.

[-] LimitedExpress@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 10 months ago

Is it the mandula oblongata?

[-] lorez@lemm.ee 3 points 10 months ago
[-] mister_flibble@lemm.ee 1 points 10 months ago
[-] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 7 points 10 months ago

lol .... these comments also got me to thinking of the whole 'made in God's image'

What if God was a deformed or deranged version of whatever species he/she/it is

What if we're all just perfect copies of an imperfect original?

[-] LimitedExpress@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 10 months ago

I read something the other day about how christians will draw Adam and Eve with belly buttons..... Like, makes you think...

[-] SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 35 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

The ships computer, Eddie, becomes unable to accept new processing requests because it is running at full capacity after being told to make "Tea, with Data's breast milk" by William Riker.

[-] mosiacmango@lemm.ee 7 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)
[-] shiveyarbles@beehaw.org 7 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Eddies in the space -time continuum...

Well what's he doing there then?

[-] Cylusthevirus@kbin.social 31 points 10 months ago

I know it's a meme but there's an actual answer: because humans have them, and Dr. Soong wanted Data to feel human. That was the whole point of the project from what I understand.

[-] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 13 points 10 months ago

Imagine if Dr. Soong wanted to have a bit of fun and place a third nipple on Data's body just to mess people who would see him naked.

[-] Odinkirk@lemmygrad.ml 2 points 10 months ago

Then he has a perfect excuse to hunt down Section 31 agents while trying to establish control of a new clean energy source. And he won't be fooled by an agent pretending to be a statue. Also he can assemble and disassemble his golden phaser faster than most people can blink.

Damn, I wish I had the writing chops to run with this.

[-] lorez@lemm.ee 1 points 10 months ago

And Dr Han Fastolfe...ehm Soong

[-] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 23 points 10 months ago

Computer ... give me a list of memes from 21st century earth

... Personal screen explodes ...

[-] EmpathicVagrant@lemmy.world 15 points 10 months ago

Four hours after the inquiry the computer is still lagging just trying to collect it all.

[-] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 13 points 10 months ago

Red Alert!!!! ... Computer is diverting power from life support! .... the warp core is failing and being drained of power ... lights and control panels all across the ship start flickering and become non functional

[-] IzzyData@lemmy.ml 21 points 10 months ago

Computer. Please list all of Commander Riker's search queries.

[-] jet@hackertalks.com 15 points 10 months ago

One is for tuning the radio

[-] Aggravationstation@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago

The other regulates body temperature

[-] jet@hackertalks.com 5 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

KRYTEN! One day we will have Jazz FM in the ready room

[-] Ddhuud@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

I found the Pulaski.

[-] Gork@lemm.ee 11 points 10 months ago

They are programmed for maximum pleasure.

[-] armus@startrek.website 11 points 10 months ago

Data has nipples Greg, could you milk him?

[-] PolPotPie@hexbear.net 10 points 10 months ago

so tasha yar has something to pinch during the naked time

[-] thecrotch@sh.itjust.works 9 points 10 months ago

There's a mastadon account called "rikers search history" that addresses this question

[-] ivanafterall@kbin.social 8 points 10 months ago
[-] taanegl@beehaw.org 1 points 10 months ago

There's no photo evidence of it I can find, and I've been given a good reason to search for "start trek data nipples". You all saw it. This was justified.

But seeing as some people are super insistent, I'll have to conclude that it's A CONSPIRACY!!!

Birds aren't real, the earth is hollow and Data has no nipples!

[-] ivanafterall@kbin.social 2 points 10 months ago

The burden of proof is on those claiming Data has nipples. Them's the rules.

[-] shiveyarbles@beehaw.org 7 points 10 months ago

Nipples are erogenous zones , Jim

[-] FiskFisk33@startrek.website 7 points 10 months ago

I mean, I dunno, why does he have anything?
Why does he have a nose?

[-] nxdefiant@startrek.website 1 points 10 months ago

canonical answer? Vanity is practically a genetic trait of the Soongs.

[-] DestroyerOfWorlds@sh.itjust.works 5 points 10 months ago

I just assumed they were for machine milk. I bet one is chocolate. Think about it.

[-] StraySojourner@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago

Vex milk like in Destiny 2 lmfaoooo

[-] OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

Tiny parabolic antennas.

[-] Donjuanme@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago
[-] radix@lemmy.world 8 points 10 months ago

Dr. Soong is a narcissist. He created life in his image.

[-] CeruleanRuin@lemmings.world 3 points 10 months ago

I'll do you one better: Where does Data have nipples?

[-] kleenbhole@lemy.lol 3 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

I have no evidence that he does

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

I'd like you to tell me how else you expect him to feed Lal.

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