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Damn wish I could find something like this. I'm mtf post surgery. For whatever reason my doctor blessed me with a camel toe big enough to punch time cards
To the downvotes: Can't even joke about my own body lol, lmao even. If I had to choose to fight either a real camel or my disembodied camel toe I'd choose the real camel, and if you ever get the chance to see me in pussy hugging clothes you'd make the same choice
π³π³ damn
I was wondering about the procedure, does 'it' work though? Like with nerves and stuff or medical field not that advanced yet? Low-key thinking about transitioning ngl
Do you not discuss desired outcomes before such surgery? I struggle to believe they don't have a wide variety of possibile outcomes.
I DIDN'T GET FREE COFFEE!
To be fair, the other guys was better.
Imagine being the woman who drags herself in there, still mostly asleep, orders her coffee, gets it free?, drinks it, goes outside and sees this
That'd be pretty fucking gross
Can we fucking get over the Pearl clutching on the left and just laugh. Especially with jokes like this. I grew up with the idea that the right were Puritans and somehow the left adopted this ugly tight ass unfunny world view and it sucks.
Can we on the left not enjoy a god damn camel toe and a free god damn coffee and a joke from time to time without the fucking peanut galleries moral objection
I use a virtue signaling app that is updated everyday. It gives me all the things that I have to be against or for. Checked this morning and "camel toe" is under the "bad" items. So to show my virtue I must be against it.
I love V-Sig! Personally I also have the notification app D'Whisl and my daily devotional app IdioLogs to help me further shape my group think. Haven't had an original thought in decades.
Thinking for ourselves is just so much work. Even though most of the directives are idiotic or outright lies it's just easier to go along with it. Hell, what is reality anyway. I used to question things that were complete lies but it took so much out of me. Now I just accept them. Hell maybe in a parallel universe they are the truth.
Thinking for ourselves is just so much work. Share, repost, repeat.
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The think the objection is that this is specifically targeted at women, and it's something that someone might be self conscious about.
"Free coffee to shortest/tallest/skinniest/fattest man" would be also be offensive IMHO, because it's singling out people for a trait for which they maybe don't want to be singled out.
Crude humor is great, if all parties are in on the joke; I believe the point that parent was making was that all parties are not necessarily in on the joke.
And that's ok you know that. Seriously. Some people actually want to be the joke. It's not mean or malicious it's a funny sign shop. I just wish we could all understand it's ok to be made fun of. Life is more tolerable and enjoyable when we can laugh at ourselves and often that only comes from jokes that people have been trying to sanitize or act offended over lately..
I've no idea why finding this funny or not is a political spectrum issue. Like even if you wanted to say people of one side or another would be more likely to find it funny or not you shoehorning it in here feels pretty fucking weird, like you were waiting to make it a political thing.
on the left
is basic human decency both political and left wing
Could youβ¦ explain how itβs funny?
Cuz⦠what?
Thereβs a big difference between seeing someone with major camel toe and laughing about it vs this weird creepy predator shit.
Fug off
...until Joe came in. With his bloody, freshly cut off, camel's toe.
Thats not an "until", it's a winner
Real camel toe is disgusting. The other is just fun to look at.
Moose Knuckle gets a free Beef Bacon Belly Buster Breakfast Burrito.
those are more expensive, right? a win's a win
I thought it was the Big Beautiful Boundless Beefy Beastly Booty-Eatinβ Bacon Barbecue Bunger Burger
But really Bernie orders one for everybody in the restaurant
Or maybe it was the Big Brapping Beter Butt-Eating Booby Bunging Bodacious Buttery Bunger Back-Baby Bernie Sanders approved Bitten Boundless Beyond Burger (Itβs Vegetarian)
I never remember which one
I'm having trouble imagining what would constitute "best" in this context.
Like porn, it's hard to define but makes it good but you know when you see it
You can give out multiple free coffees
This particular bar actually had a woman who was an expert on rating moose knuckles. And she was doing the judging
I hope this is AI generated and a bad joke.
You're in a shitposting community man
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