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[–] ruuster13@lemmy.zip 56 points 4 months ago

Time crawls when your kids don't speak to you during retirement.

[–] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 39 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Bring home a boyfriend and call both of them daddy

[–] reagansrottencorpse@lemmy.ml 23 points 4 months ago

Bring home a big buff boyfriend to kick the dads ass.

[–] dumbass@leminal.space 29 points 4 months ago

Next time the dad says "Well that went quicker than I thought" you just repeat the same line he said to you.

[–] Agosagror@lemmy.dbzer0.com 24 points 4 months ago

This is gay but is it fake?

[–] j4k3@lemmy.world 11 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Moral high ground. "I'm disappointed in your lack of ethics," and walk out.

[–] WeirdGoesPro@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Ah, yes, works every time. /s

[–] 68silver@beehaw.org -1 points 4 months ago

Or you could move out of mom and dads house and be an adult.