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[–] kubica@fedia.io 66 points 11 months ago (3 children)
[–] chiliedogg@lemmy.world 41 points 11 months ago
[–] zaphod@sopuli.xyz 18 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Trainousers

Is that some kind of dinosaur? Trainosaurus?

[–] kautau@lemmy.world 7 points 11 months ago

Slaps top of trainosauraus

The pioneers use to get run on by these guys for miles

[–] DamienGramatacus@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I think shants is correct. My friend and I refer to the shoe/tights combo worn by a lot of Star Trek aliens in OS and TNG as 'shights'.

[–] BlueMagma@sh.itjust.works 2 points 11 months ago (4 children)

Scots would find that hilarious, as I'm writing it I realised maybe you are yourself from scotland

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[–] TrendigOsthyvel@lemmy.world 41 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 24 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Shit, I don't even wear pants in my home

[–] Little8Lost@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago (2 children)

even when guests are there?

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 18 points 11 months ago

Especially when guests are there.

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 11 months ago (1 children)
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[–] krunklom@lemmy.zip 28 points 11 months ago (1 children)

What kind of fucking savage wears shoes inside?

[–] CanadianCarl@sh.itjust.works 8 points 11 months ago (2 children)
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[–] krashmo@lemmy.world 23 points 11 months ago

What's with the switching back and forth between "you" and "u"? Either one is fine but pick one and go with it.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 19 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (2 children)

Sent this to my friend who does the no shoes in the house thing. "Me, next time I come over." 🤣

[–] ZkhqrD5o@lemmy.world 16 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Do you actually wear shoes in your house?

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 5 points 11 months ago (3 children)

If I am entering or leaving, yeah.

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

Same. I'm not used to putting on shoes by the door. But we clean regularly so it's not too bad.

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[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Careful with underlying messages. One time I told a friend a certain song reminded me of him, but he took it the wrong way because of the lyrics when I actually meant that the rhythm fit their style. Hopefully your friend doesn't think you're crushing on them. 😂

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 14 points 11 months ago (2 children)

We're special friends who cuddle naked 😌

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago

Oh, well then, carry on lol

[–] blindbunny@lemmy.ml 2 points 11 months ago
[–] thatradomguy@lemmy.world 19 points 11 months ago (1 children)

This guy has probably gotten laid more times than me. Just saying.

[–] cows_are_underrated@feddit.org 7 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Same for Me. Which isn't hard at all if I think about it.

[–] SoGrumpy@lemmy.ml 22 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Well there's your problem. It helps to be hard.

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[–] onslaught545@lemmy.zip 16 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Only works if you're a show-er though

[–] ryedaft@sh.itjust.works 10 points 11 months ago
[–] Tja@programming.dev 8 points 11 months ago (1 children)

There's life hacks for that too...

[–] Ek-Hou-Van-Braai@piefed.social 9 points 11 months ago (2 children)
[–] Tja@programming.dev 9 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Strategically placed socks

[–] onslaught545@lemmy.zip 7 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] Tja@programming.dev 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] Sculptor9157@sh.itjust.works 2 points 11 months ago

And that's the way you do it!

[–] onslaught545@lemmy.zip 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I guess take a Viagra before heading over

[–] RaivoKulli@sopuli.xyz 2 points 11 months ago

You'll still need to fluff it

[–] TheBannedLemming@lemmy.world 14 points 11 months ago (2 children)

This may be the finest example of a combination of psychological and physical birth control that I have ever seen. If taking off your shoes indoors is that much of a barrier to you in your life. You deserve to remain single.

[–] brisk@aussie.zone 11 points 11 months ago (2 children)

This post is not about keeping shoes on

[–] ZkhqrD5o@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

Shh, let's keep them innocent.

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[–] ZkhqrD5o@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago

Agreed, I once knew a few people who kept them on indoors and their floors looked as appetising as you'd imagine, especially the carpets.

Maybe it's a way of accelerating natural selection. If you survive having direct skin contact with the carpet, you'd be the chosen one or something like that.

[–] spicystraw@lemmy.world 13 points 11 months ago (1 children)

He must be a fellow JoJo enjoyer.

In part 6 jotaros pants are also his shoes

[–] ZkhqrD5o@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

So technically, Jotaro doesn't wear trousers in part 6, just shoes.

[–] aim_at_me@lemmy.nz 11 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Wait. Do Americans really wear shoes inside their homes? I kinda thought that was a meme like how gardening is illegal in New Zealand.

[–] spicehoarder@lemmy.zip 3 points 11 months ago

Anyone making more than $100k and less than $20k takes their shoes off at the door.

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[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago

"Alright hear me out: What if shoes were pants?"

[–] 8000gnat@reddthat.com 6 points 11 months ago

one knows that one must do it to another

[–] moseschrute@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago

Why do I kinda want a pair

[–] whimsy@lemmy.zip 5 points 11 months ago

Aah yes, finally, the rizzler

[–] pyre@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

you don't wash your ass, you don't take off your shoes inside... it's funny how this disgusting culture treats itself as civilized and other cultures as savages

[–] Tuuktuuk@sopuli.xyz 2 points 11 months ago

Congratulations. You're going to get to wear whatever pants or skirt she has at home that will fit you!

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