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[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 48 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (2 children)

Nurse couldn't speak English

Shows note written in English

It's an old meme, but it checks out.

[–] Dasus@lemmy.world 26 points 3 months ago

Knowing a few basic words doesn't mean you "speak a language".

She didn't have the words for "food", "drink" and "surgery", but has the basic words for no and basic times

As you'd expect, one learns "no", "after" and "tomorrow" before words like "surgery"

[–] BootLoop@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 months ago

The nurse doesn't have to speak English, just read it.

:)

[–] tlekiteki@lemmy.dbzer0.com 24 points 3 months ago

Eight-O'Clock sharp!

[–] Nanook@lemmy.zip 16 points 3 months ago (1 children)

That’s so sweet 🩸

Salty, actually

[–] Ragincloo@lemmynsfw.com 3 points 3 months ago

That's really nice handwriting, I think the nurse knows English but isn't comfortable using it. Copying from a translation wouldn't be that legible without practice, I've been practicing for 30 years and it doesn't look that neat