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RFK Jr Implied Bacon Isn’t Processed (plantbasednews.org)

submitted 3 months ago by Sunshine@lemmy.ca to c/usa@midwest.social

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[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 60 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Not the way he eats it.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 40 points 3 months ago (4 children)

Straight off the pig. No salt. No nitrates. Not even cooked.

[–] match@pawb.social 13 points 3 months ago (1 children)

The "pig"

[–] kautau@lemmy.world 17 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

[–] gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 5 points 3 months ago

Because clearly, “curing” is woke.

[–] zero_spelled_with_an_ecks@programming.dev 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

It picks up some of the stuff from the asphalt, though.

[–] KreekyBonez@lemm.ee 1 points 3 months ago

yeah, sure, he's "feeding the ravens" with his roadkill collection

[–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 2 points 3 months ago

Ass first, still alive

[–] sampao@lemmy.ml 0 points 3 months ago

This slaps

[–] sepi@piefed.social 41 points 3 months ago

The brainworm starved to death

[–] LadyMeow@lemmy.blahaj.zone 31 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Yeah well it isn’t! It’s picked fresh from the bacon bush! Daily by uhhh…. Strong white cis white women. Yes. 👏 Ickes from a bush by good ol’ fashioned Americans!

[–] KoboldCoterie@pawb.social 6 points 3 months ago

Guess that means bacon is vegan!

[–] kokesh@lemmy.world 22 points 3 months ago

It's the worm speaking

[–] Sunshine@lemmy.ca 16 points 3 months ago (1 children)

The anti-vaxxer is a lie machine.

[+] floo@retrolemmy.com 23 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (2 children)

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[–] FlexibleToast@lemmy.world 8 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Without looking into it at all, maybe he is thinking it isn't ultra processed? Either way, he's still an idiot.

[–] Alaik@lemmy.zip 4 points 3 months ago

I am of the belief RFK is essentially the only fucker in the cabinet not evil. He's incredibly stupid and arrogant for not listening to experts, but I think he truly believes he's doing what's best for people.

He's still gonna kill a shit ton of people, sadly.

[–] disguy_ovahea@lemmy.world 12 points 3 months ago

It doesn’t just fall out of the pig that way?

[–] Gates9@sh.itjust.works 10 points 3 months ago (1 children)

[–] WizardofFrobozz@lemmy.ca 5 points 3 months ago

Who microwaved Mel Gibson

[–] geekwithsoul@lemm.ee 9 points 3 months ago

I think Robbie the Wormbot's batteries are running low.

[–] alaphic@lemmy.world 7 points 3 months ago

No shit, I mean the dude takes his fucking grandkids swimming in raw sewage, are we really gonna be surprised when he does or says something else stupid at this point?

[–] SouthFresh@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago

The man is a Deranged Fuckwit™

[–] DogPeePoo@lemm.ee 5 points 3 months ago

Clinically insane

[–] MacStache@sopuli.xyz 4 points 3 months ago

You guys never seen free roaming bacon?

[–] distantsounds@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

prefers his bacon breathing

[–] Ascrod@midwest.social 1 points 3 months ago

Bacon so natural that it oinks when you poke it with a fork!