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[–] BelieveRevolt@hexbear.net 82 points 2 months ago (4 children)

No wonder he did so well, he found an AOC+3 in a treasure chest.

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 38 points 2 months ago

RNJesus is smiling down on him.

[–] AernaLingus@hexbear.net 35 points 2 months ago (1 children)

everyone roll need on that +4 Strength +4 Stamina [Leather Belt] so Cuomo doesn't get it

[–] Mindfury@hexbear.net 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)
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[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 19 points 2 months ago

LEVEL 18? AGGH UGGH

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[–] TheLastHero@hexbear.net 68 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Great Palestinian Senator Cryin' Chuck Schumer

Trump nicknames are becoming imperial titles now

[–] AernaLingus@hexbear.net 34 points 2 months ago

the sheer absurdity of it made me snort

[–] WoodScientist@hexbear.net 8 points 2 months ago

Guess Schumer is going to be appointed the new imperial governor of Palestine.

[–] anarchoilluminati@hexbear.net 60 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] mrfugu@hexbear.net 25 points 2 months ago

lmfao no notes on the ending

[–] dead@hexbear.net 54 points 2 months ago

The next time that we see the media reporting that Trump is distancing himself from Israel or pissed at Netanyahu, remember that Trump is so Zionist that he refers to Chuck Schumer as "Our Great Palestinian Senator". Trump has used this name for months. Chuck Schumer called Trump a chicken on June 2 for not attacking Iran yet. Chuck Schumer told NYT in March, “My job is to keep the left pro-Israel.” Chuck Schumer gives speeches at AIPAC.

Trump considers himself to be even more Zionist than Chuck Schumer, so much so that he uses "Palestinian" as a slur. Any supposed "distancing from Israel" or "contempt for Netanyahu" is purely theater.

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 52 points 2 months ago (2 children)

He forgot to sign this post, how are people going to know who Donald J. Trump is??

[–] RedWizard@hexbear.net 41 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Thank you for your attention on this matter.

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 22 points 2 months ago (1 children)

"DILF is a DAD I'd like to fuck, folks, these "DILFS" don't even have children??! What's the world coming to! - Thank you for your attention to this matter, Donald J. Trump President Of The United States" trump-feed

[–] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 7 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Someone called me daddy once in a positive way and I dont think Trump realizes the high that it can give someone. Like "oh, hm, yes, I suppose I am aging well."

Also im one of the older people here so I also am talking out my ass

[–] oscardejarjayes@hexbear.net 7 points 2 months ago

Intern wrote it, clearly

[–] ZeroHora@lemmy.ml 41 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[–] MolotovHalfEmpty@hexbear.net 40 points 2 months ago (1 children)

"Cryin' Chuck Schumer"

Is this why he was hospitalised for dehydration.

[–] anarchoilluminati@hexbear.net 13 points 2 months ago (1 children)

The octogenarian who cried too much.

[–] MolotovHalfEmpty@hexbear.net 9 points 2 months ago

Still too little for my tastes.

[–] LaBellaLotta@hexbear.net 38 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Wow what an endorsement lol

[–] DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net 11 points 2 months ago

“Hey libs, make sure to vote Mamdani in November to stick it to le CHEETO BENITO xDDDDDD!1! Vote blue no matter who!”

[–] Rom@hexbear.net 8 points 2 months ago

Yeah even Donnie thinks he's just going to cruise through the general election

[–] MidnightPocket@hexbear.net 36 points 2 months ago

Dude with RFK Jr in his cabinet has the audacity to say Zohran's voice is grating....

[–] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 36 points 2 months ago

are we at the "yeah whatever dude you call everyone a communist" stage yet? that would be nice

[–] WoodScientist@hexbear.net 31 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

All hail the new mayor, Zordon Mamdani!

His campaign is run by teenagers with attitude!

[–] Comrade_Mushroom@hexbear.net 14 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I may not be a teenager but I have more than enough attitude and I volunteer to be a ranger, I'll do any color but yellow.

[–] Runcible@hexbear.net 6 points 2 months ago (2 children)

was there significance to the different colors or do you just think it looks bad?

[–] Comrade_Mushroom@hexbear.net 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I just hate yellow, if I'm being honest I wanna be red but I know that everyone will want to be red, especially as the people's color is the deepest red

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[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 5 points 2 months ago

Power Rangers racism code requires the yellow ranger to be Asian

[–] ElChapoDeChapo@hexbear.net 13 points 2 months ago

Every asshole always asks "what do we have to maintain order after abolishing the police?" but they never took my answer of "Power Rangers" seriously

Well who's laughing now?

[–] Wheaties@hexbear.net 29 points 2 months ago

Will Democrats react to this by calling him Daddy Mamdani?

Or will they decide they agree with Trump on this one? Place your bets now.

[–] Des@hexbear.net 26 points 2 months ago (1 children)

i want to know his definition of "TERRIBLE". it's the beard, isn't it donny?

[–] Robert_Kennedy_Jr@hexbear.net 27 points 2 months ago (3 children)

This is the worst picture I could find.

[–] Des@hexbear.net 21 points 2 months ago

bad lighting but he still looks handsome (and i say this as a fellow olive skin dark circles haver)

[–] invo_rt@hexbear.net 14 points 2 months ago

"He looks TERRIBLE"

[–] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 7 points 2 months ago

That is a good looking homie, like, objectively by western standards

[–] Doubledee@hexbear.net 25 points 2 months ago (1 children)

At this point I'm pretty sure they're trying to get someone to make an attempt on his life. They're blaring existential dread at the least stable people in US society.

[–] WoodScientist@hexbear.net 15 points 2 months ago

I mean, at that point he wouldn't just be mayor. The man would be elevated to sainthood.

[–] OldSoulHippie@hexbear.net 19 points 2 months ago (1 children)

We're one week from his tweets being just him banging his fists into the keyboard and hitting send

[–] TrashGoblin@hexbear.net 7 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

negative press covfefe

[–] pleasegoaway@lemm.ee 18 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Every word out of trump’s mouth is cringey as fuck.

[–] DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Republicans: They’re the rudest people we’re ever forced to be polite to.

[–] Civility@hexbear.net 5 points 2 months ago
[–] godlessworm@hexbear.net 13 points 2 months ago

this is hilarious. trump is such a stupid pig lmfao

[–] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 13 points 2 months ago

Incredible endorsement

[–] BadTakesHaver@hexbear.net 11 points 2 months ago

If AOC ever streams again every time she makes a joke chat will give AOC+3s

[–] peeonyou@hexbear.net 4 points 2 months ago

More like Madonna amirite?

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