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from https://x.com/PuppyGirlRiot/status/1929501446820560989

Acetaminophen + 10% alcohol

mmm liver-hurting juice

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[–] WasteTime@hexbear.net 36 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (2 children)

Seriously what the fuck?! You can kill more than one child with one bottle. I can't believe this product wasn't made with the purpose of slowly killing people.

1 gram of acetaminophen per dose (30ml). So 12 grams along with 35g of alcohol in one bottle. For adults, 12g in 24hs is enough to say goodbye to your liver and have a slow, painful death that can take weeks to come. But that sweet cherry flavor sure makes it worth it!

BTW, here is some data

It would be safer to just have codeine syrup and I'm not joking. The opioid hysteria has done a lot of damage in yankiland.

[–] charly4994@hexbear.net 24 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I never truly appreciated how close I got to killing my self horribly as a dumbass middle school kid. I saw so much media on people stealing drugs from the bathroom that I wanted to try it. We only really had Tylenol Extra Strength, and other simple OTC meds. Not deterred, I went and downed probably 8-10 of the 500mg pills and stopped because I couldn't swallow any more. Got super tired and fell asleep on the couch for a few hours. Can't imagine if I had something like this that also had alcohol in it that I wouldn't have tried to chug it instead. Kids are dumb and they'll do shit nobody expects and tell nobody about it for fear of consequence.

[–] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 20 points 5 months ago

Not just that, this stuff has flavouring and presumably some sweetener. 100% you would've done it as a kid. We'll probably see some news stories about this product soon

[–] LeylaLove@hexbear.net 10 points 5 months ago

Not to mention how fucking dangerous DXM is

[–] Xenomorph@hexbear.net 35 points 5 months ago

Gonna need a warning on this: DO NOT MAKE LEAN OUT OF THIS SHIT - IT WILL KILL YOU.

[–] ColombianLenin@hexbear.net 34 points 5 months ago (4 children)

Legal purple drank?

Lmao what the fuck is going on in the imperial core lol

[–] LeylaLove@hexbear.net 25 points 5 months ago

That would be way safer, DXM is dangerous bullshit the CIA pushed to replace codeine.

[–] SoloboiNanook@hexbear.net 23 points 5 months ago

Buddy of mine studied in China for a year. He ended up having to get surgery over there. He informed me that you can get real actual codeine lean over the counter there lol.

As fitting for America, this shit is bootleg garbage

[–] godlessworm@hexbear.net 18 points 5 months ago

well excuse us for sippin on some sizzur

[–] Leon_Grotsky@hexbear.net 17 points 5 months ago

Nah, there's no codeine (an opiate) in this which is what sizzurp/purple drank is made out of. Codeine is still a controlled substance, you cannot purchase OTC without a Rx anymore.

[–] Crucible@hexbear.net 31 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Apparently this is actually real?

am I being trolled by the vicks company?

I had some low points during heavy boozing periods where this would've been an actual life ending gateway drug

[–] SacredExcrement@hexbear.net 7 points 5 months ago

I had the same reaction, just "oh this is a dumb shop. Wait."

Funniest(?) part is the reviews for that product on the linked page

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 29 points 5 months ago

this will make my liver unstoppable. purge the weakness from my liver

[–] Dessa@hexbear.net 29 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Pretty sure Painquil is a Pokémon

[–] WhatDoYouMeanPodcast@hexbear.net 10 points 5 months ago

Watching (med) students play drug or pokemon is a lot of fun

[–] AntifaSuperWombat@hexbear.net 28 points 5 months ago

MAX

STRENGTH

American livers: no

[–] NuraShiny@hexbear.net 25 points 5 months ago

de-electrochemistry

"Come on man, just one quick gulp, what can it hurt?! You know it will feel great! It's time to par-taaaaay!"

[–] adultswim_antifa@hexbear.net 25 points 5 months ago (3 children)

This is stupid and you shouldn't take it, especially because you might be taking tylenol with something else, but it's probably safe if this is your only tylenol and alcohol in the day. Tylenol is weird because you could (but you shouldn't) take a full day's dose of tylenol all at once and it will probably not harm you, but if you take one extra dose over the course of a day it might destroy your liver and kill you. And the toxic metabolite from tylenol and the toxic metabolite from alcohol are neutralized by the same enzyme in your liver, so if you're at the limit of what your liver can handle on one, adding the other can damage your liver. So if you're taking a bunch of different cold medicines that have tylenol in them and not paying attention, you might be consuming an unsafe amount of tylenol. Anyway ibuprofen is better for pain and safer to take large doses of, but it can make your tummy upset. You can also combine tylenol and ibuprofen safely because they're processed differently, unlike tylenol and alcohol shrug-outta-hecks

[–] makotech222@hexbear.net 15 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

by age 22, i'd taken enough ibuprofen in my lifetime (for migraines) to now instantly give me intestinal ulcers as soon as a milligram of NSAID touches it.

[–] SuperZutsuki@hexbear.net 2 points 5 months ago

I rarely ever take NSAIDs (maybe like twice per year) and they still fuck my shit up.

[–] pr0kch0p@hexbear.net 8 points 5 months ago

The 10% alcohol in this is less concerning than the absolute quantity of acetaminophen in the bottle. Acute co-ingestion of APAP and alcohol isn't especially dangerous. Alcohol and APAP both deplete liver stores of glutathione, which one's body uses to neutralize toxic metabolites of both substances as you mentioned. Chronic co-ingestion can cause fulminant liver failure pretty suddenly, as can acute co-ingestion of both substances in large enough quantities.

Some people are able to take what should be lethal doses of acetaminophen for prolonged periods of time with no issues, other people are uniquely susceptible to the toxic effects. The only way to find out which camp you're in is if you end up with liver damage!

Ibuprofen has its own risks and is not nearly as benign as it's made out to be. It won't cause acute liver failure but taken at usual doses for long enough will give you an ulcer and utterly shred your kidneys. People who are hypocoagulable (on blood thinners/various psych meds or have an inborn or acquired bleeding disorder) shouldn't or can't take NSAIDs. They're contraindicated in kidney failure, too.

All that to say the ease with which one can acquire lethal amounts of OTC painkillers in North America is a problem! If this were a saner country this wouldn't be on the market, APAP wouldn't be available in any combination products, and there would be quantity limits on how much you could buy at a time.

I've had the displeasure of almost needing a liver transplant from acetaminophen poisoning. Two weeks in the ICU in indescribable pain, then my liver decided it was fine, actually. I recovered with my factory liver intact and no sequelae but it's not worth risking, ever.

[–] miz@hexbear.net 20 points 5 months ago

capital considers proletarian labor to be disposable

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 17 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] Lavender@hexbear.net 15 points 5 months ago

Fentanyl bad. Drink the drink that will kill you in a few years instead.

The US is deeply unwell and the perpetrators are selling one false cure after another.

[–] take_five_moments@hexbear.net 13 points 5 months ago

yum yum juice

[–] 9to5@hexbear.net 8 points 5 months ago

Yay. Time to get fucked up

[–] HelluvaBottomCarter@hexbear.net 7 points 5 months ago

Keep NAC on hand like narcan for opiates.

[–] Sinisterium@hexbear.net 6 points 5 months ago

This looks like mouthwash, no wonder kids drink it and die from it.

[–] FnordPrefect@hexbear.net 6 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

Live video of the Vicks boardroom brainstorm Bwaaa

Except, y'know, they just ran with it distress

[–] HexReplyBot@hexbear.net 2 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:

[–] Owl@hexbear.net 5 points 5 months ago (1 children)

The two sites I checked (incl Amazon) that sell this had a bunch of people reviewing it who received it for free.

Are they just jamming this through because Trump gutted the FDA?

[–] Aliveelectricwire@hexbear.net 4 points 5 months ago

Ok I guess not being alive will end the big bad back boo boo just as well....