I vote for Danny DeVito
this post was submitted on 15 May 2025
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Reminds me of the bit at the end of Deadpool when he says they were considering Keira Kightly for Cable because she has range.
Completely unrealistic and unwatchable. Suit needs to be tan.
Don't forget his choice in condiments.
Take it easy man, we do not want to over stage Citizen Kane, here.
Mr. Tan Suit would win best supporting actor, AND best costume design, by itself.
World's first white first black president.
Hollywood Executives can collectively only name at most seven actors at a given time. An entire nine-digit annual industry run by a bunch of coked-up goldfish.
All of these large industries are run by idiots
They're run by the same average people who work for them. You don't need to be an idiot to fuck up running something as large and complicated as a trans-national corporation. You don't need to be a genius to coast in a position that already prints money.
We're simply not that different from one another. The genius/idiot dichotomy is far more about variances in education, culture, and propagandized bigotry than finding actual differences in intellect.
Queue Dave Chappelle and his sketch 'Negrodamas'
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I predict a movie called The Last Black Man on Earth, starring Tom Hanks
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Oh god, it's real.
So it was 30 years ago. I feel like, even though things are far from perfect now, nowadays a comment like this would draw quite a few more critical looks than back then.
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Next Summer they'll show Black Hitler
I would not be surprised if that was the title of Kanye’s next album.
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Hmmm so you need woman of colour? Maybe Gal Gadot? /s
If Hollywood ever did a film about Gaza they would unironically use Gal Godot in the role of a Palestinian woman.
It also be “both sides have something to learn from each other!” Oscar bait a la Crash or Green Book.
Ughhhhhhh. Green Book was okay, I liked it, but BlackkKlansman was right there. I shouldn't be surprised they picked the less punchy of the two, but I'm still annoyed.
The best part of BlackkKlansman was that I watched it with two literal billionaires who most assuredly voted for Trump 3 times. I got to feel their reaction to that ending montage. Thank you for the reminder.
tf is your life lol. That's crazy. I really hope it made them at least somewhat more empathetic. I don't think anyone is ever too far gone for change, but I also don't have much hope that billionaires will change.
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Same as when SNL wanted men to play female politicians in sketches when Amy Poehler and Tina Fey were right there and smashed it in the end.
SNL is comedy, and there's comedy in using a man to portray a woman. That's not the same as using the wrong sort of person because you think it doesn't matter
Ok, you choose a man instead of Tina Fey to play a Sarah Palin and see how much funnier that won't be.
I choose Alec Baldwin
This is crazy, I mean Roberts is from the South and Tubman from the north, no one's going to believe it!
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