Been playing Lies of P and I find it funny to say I would upgrade my P-Organ. π
this post was submitted on 10 May 2025
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Brain is a no-brainer. It's okay as it is, but having an optimal one sounds terrific
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Tough call...
Do you pick the one that will probably kill you or the one making quality of life kinda shit.
Awkward when fixing the organ doesn't fix the problems with it
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I'd upgrade my ass so that I didn't need to shit, it just like teleported the poop somewhere
Absolutely no way, finishing a good poo is such a relief.
I'd upgrade my balls so that they aren't vulnerable when being attacked. That way I can steal Bobby Hill's purse and get away with it.
Can we pick the nature of the upgrade? I want to pee champagne
From now on you're french
Merde!
And you can only pee in the champagne region of France.
Otherwise itβs only called sparkling piss.
Definitely my spine. There's a reason basically anyone who has worked in the trades for a while has a fucked up back. It would be nice to avoid my impending back problems.
Is it a form problem?
Probably brain, responsetime
Who am I kidding, itβs gonna be vibrating dick
Good newss! If you use a massage gun pressed right to the base of your dick, it vibrates like a vibrator.
Great trick if she's on top, fun for everyone
I think somewhere on the internet there is a whole ass manhwa based on this concept
All y'all are picking dick.
But the correct answer is the balls. Need something more durable and with a faster reload time.
balls
Instructions Unclear, accidentally became leader of Ukraine.
Then you want to upgrade your prostate, not balls.
How many times a day do you need to jerk off?!
that's okay my homies can hook me up with a reload
Careful with that, you probably wouldn't want to end up in a StuG III Ausf B situation
rubbing a monkey's paw
Oh no! I didn't realize I was asking for Nazi balls!
You'll be limited by shaft resilience before reload time, especially over multi-day operations.
Skeletal structure.
This implies stronger bones and stronger joints. With a stronger framework to hold your muscles, you get a sturdier body.
better brain
with that I can make more money and with that I can just buy new organs
Congrats. You now feel anxiety twice as intensely.
yeah but now I can buy 2x the anxiety meds because of all my money
being smart is overrated, and it actively makes anxiety worse because you can come up with pretty good rationalisations and then be anxious faster
I mean, he didn't say smarter; he said a better brain. I would also love a better brain, which to me would not mean an increase in intelligence. On paper, I'm allegedly well into the gifted territory of the IQ scale, but my developmental and learning disabilities, especially my poor executive functioning, have led to me working fast food...
ayyy twice exceptional high five, how are the unfinished projects going? it's a strange life to be both allegedly gifted and also have a learning disability, your whole life you get told how much potential you have, but you can only reliably pull off being kinda average
but i digress, yeah that's a fair point. i guess i assumed when they said "better brain" they meant "better brain power". i too would like a brain that can perhaps manage to do things when i want it to do things, instead of only doing things when they become emergencies
Honestly, I have been way too warn out, stressed out, burned out, tired, depressed, and busy to really have any projects going. It feels like I pretty much just sleep, work, and doom scroll on my phone. A lot of that though is from trying to deal with the results of trying to have an SO (never again) and trying to do homesteading while trying to pursue her dreams with her.
Yeah, it definitely is a strange experience being "Gifted and Talented Learning Disabled" as the school system labeled me. The school system didn't know what to do with me. It was certainly weird being partly mainstreamed (a mix of SPED and mainstream classes [including honors classes]).
I would genuinely prefer to have an average IQ, or even slightly below average, if it ment I didn't also have the disabilities I currently have. I literally had physics books as bed time stories as a kid. yet when it came to the end of high school; I was discouraged from applying to a 4 year university (despite my grades), because of my disabilities and and discouraged from going into STEM. The rest of my extended family all have advanced degrees and impressive career and there there is me, who can't even function well enough to live on my own.
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Classic.
I would like a second of the same dong. undecided as to configuration (over-and-under vs. side-by-side)
Under/over of course.
You can be a one-man DP
Sometimes I wonder if my brain was already donated.
I asked the lady with no legs. She said bigger dick.
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