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[–] SassyRamen@lemmy.world 131 points 4 days ago (3 children)

I fully agree, but.. this ain't no shit post.

[–] Theprogressivist@lemmy.world 54 points 4 days ago (1 children)

You're right. Looks like we were the shit post all along.

[–] Banana@sh.itjust.works 34 points 4 days ago (1 children)

The real shitpost was the friends we made along the way 😌

[–] orbituary@lemmy.dbzer0.com 21 points 3 days ago (1 children)

The real post is the shits we took along the way.

[–] Brainsploosh@lemmy.world 8 points 3 days ago (3 children)

The real shits we posted yesterday

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[–] AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip 11 points 3 days ago

It is because ice agents are fucking piece of shits. Not even worthy of being called shits more like the stain left over.

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[–] ZombiFrancis@sh.itjust.works 31 points 3 days ago (1 children)

If history is any precedent I think ICE agents will pivot to claiming anti-communism as a defense and be just fine.

[–] musubibreakfast@lemm.ee 12 points 3 days ago

The leaders will get nice cushy jobs in Israel as consultants.

[–] KelvarIW@lemmy.blahaj.zone 73 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Please promise to yourself right now that we will not let them be forgiven. We will not let whatever centrist Democrats convince us to "move forward" and "let us heal". These officers need to be given Nuremberg Trials. If we get control of this government, EVERY one of these ICE agents who raided or abducted even one person, get sent to prison. I hope for life.

I don't care if they have kids, lovers, parents, friends, grandkids. After these years there will be people dead, permanently traumatized, and permanently disabled.

[–] Wilco@lemm.ee 17 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Be it Constitutional or vigilante, justice will be served.

[–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 18 points 3 days ago

If only the universe worked that way

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[–] WeirdGoesPro@lemmy.dbzer0.com 79 points 3 days ago (5 children)

Yeah…that would be cool but…this country isn’t big on accountability.

[–] jonne@infosec.pub 17 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Yep, the lesser Bush and Trump I shows that Democrats are not interested in punishing crimes committed by Republicans.

That's because US politics is so unhealthy that political persecution is only a step away. They rather let one "no longer relevant asshole" go than risk pocking that hornets nest.

[–] technocrit@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 3 days ago

It's more about randomly robbing and murdering people for having the wrong skin tone.

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[–] mavu@discuss.tchncs.de 23 points 3 days ago (3 children)

I'm sorry. does anyone really believe that?

"in the interest of not causing division we will offer an amnesty to all personnel who assumed orders they got were lawful"

No one said that we were relying on the government to carry out justice.

[–] barneypiccolo@lemm.ee 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

It's going to have to be different this time. We let them slide after the Revolution, the Civil War, and WWII, and it has led directly to the mess we are in now.

If we survive this, it will be imperative that there are harsh punishments for ALL leaders, and all middle management. Street level traitors may not end up in prison, but they should be forced to go to political remediation classes, where they will be properly taught about the Constitution, American History, and Critical Thinking Skills. Recalcitrant "students" can have their sentences commuted to long prison sentences if they'd prefer.

[–] explodicle@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 days ago

Well, the new Constitution by then at least.

[–] HawlSera@lemm.ee 4 points 2 days ago

To be honest if Kamela Harris won, I could have seen her or Biden "Pardoning Trump to let the nation heal"

[–] Simulation6@sopuli.xyz 21 points 3 days ago (1 children)

The agents that abused their authority need to be punished, but I would be more interested in punishing the people in power that enabled this mess or ignored what was going on.

[–] meliaesc@lemmy.world 11 points 3 days ago

Please both.

[–] Formfiller@lemmy.world 13 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

We should carve maga on their foreheads

[–] octopus_ink@slrpnk.net 7 points 3 days ago (4 children)

I'd settle for fair prosecution using the body of US law that existed up to the inauguration of Trump47.

[–] explodicle@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 days ago

Wouldn't it just inaugurate him again?

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[–] Hyphlosion@lemm.ee 12 points 3 days ago (2 children)

I’m guessing whoever made this doesn’t know much about Operation Paperclip.

[–] Someonelol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Pretty sure the fascists in ICE aren't the intellectual types who have anything to offer for scientific programs.

[–] technocrit@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Ah yes that old doctrine... Reward the intelligent nazis, punish the dolts.

[–] Mustakrakish@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)

"Intellectual" is a bit of a stretch, because sure many had degrees, but a lot of the "science" they did was just literal torture with ko scientific method or even recorded results. I have trouble calling that actual science.

[–] Bytemeister@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago

Von Braun was part of operation paperclip, and we definitely got an actual scientific benefit from bringing him to the US.

[–] witten@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago

Mouth-breathing thugs aren't exactly scientific geniuses though.

[–] electric_nan@lemmy.ml 8 points 3 days ago

I hope they learn it before this is all over.

[–] AlecSadler@sh.itjust.works 11 points 3 days ago (4 children)

If we survive this, I absolutely plan to shame them into non-existence.

[–] ReallyActuallyFrankenstein@lemmynsfw.com 7 points 3 days ago (1 children)

How can you shame that which is shameless?

[–] Klear@lemmy.world 7 points 3 days ago

"That is not ashamed which can eternally lie,
And with strange aeons even shame may die"

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[–] PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 days ago

Not only did it work for the Nazis, it the police already have laws on the books for this purpose

[–] abdominable@lemm.ee 2 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

It literally worked for 99.999% of Nazis. We only hung some of the top brass. And then we took the smartest ones and gave them great lives at NASA.

[–] danhab99@programming.dev 2 points 2 days ago

It's pronounced "Ich habe nur Befehle befolgt"

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