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[OC] - well, the joke is an old Rodney Dangerfield one liner, lol

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[–] The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website 14 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] xusontha@ls.buckodr.ink 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

This template has already been used for another meme, it's a great template!

[–] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 13 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Wanna earn 14 slips of latinum the hard way?

[–] SzethFriendOfNimi@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

And then they shut me down. No respect, no respect at all.

[–] SirNuke@kbin.social 10 points 2 years ago (1 children)

DATA: I am puzzled, captain. This joke did not receive a single humorous reaction. However, I calculated with 99.987625% certainty that -

PICARD: Well, Data, there's more to humor than, well, data.

[–] xusontha@ls.buckodr.ink 9 points 2 years ago

(he does not see)

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 9 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Maybe if he exaggerated his movements more he'd be funnier.

Also: Now I can't stop thinking of that Borat clip about the "not" joke but instead of Borat, it's Data.

"This Padd is black not."

[–] sundrei@lemmy.sdf.org 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)

"If you think that is bad, you should see what he did to my brothers. Why are you laughing, that was a genuine request."

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 years ago

It was so bad ... it left my brother in pieces ... it broke him apart ... he literally lost his head .... they pulled his leg ... he was disarmed ... he needed a hand ... he didn't have a leg to stand on ... his feet weren't touching the ground

[–] undeffeined@lemmy.ml 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Saw the meme, big smile on my face. "Who posted this one?" I thought. " Must have been the Maneuvering one" Checks OP " Yep, had to be!"

Haha, thank you much

[–] xusontha@ls.buckodr.ink 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Data's eyes here see into my very soul...

[–] Lauchs@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

"Nope, no respect... I tell ya, I can't even buy a gal a drink in one of lieutenant Barclay's holodeck programs!"

[–] Crackhappy@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Thank you Captain. I have filed this under #jokesicannevertellmyfamily

Don't you know, the best jokes start out with explaining layers of context first.