It's a riddle. It was made of ice.
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I like how he clarifies that he lives alone.
"Sure, one of my roommates could have come in and poked around in my butthole while I was sleeping. But no one was in a position to do such a thing."
Hey I had a roommate that would steal my inserted butt plugs while I was sleeping.
And then what?
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Buttplug fairy takes the buttplug and leaves you with a shart.
Know your local mythology.
Did it have a flared end?
If yes:
It's in the toilet, he sleep walked and took a shit and doesn't remember.
or
He pooped it out while sleeping and his dog ate it.
If no:
Butt plug goblins.
They can be warded away with a metamucil potion.
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Mmmm, that's some fresh greentext too!
So fresh it's still green
Yeah it doesn't have the remnants of being compressed to .jpg over 1000 times over. Just doesn't have the same feeling with it though.
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It's another carbon monoxide poisoning poisoning
Do people actually do this?
People aren't buying all those butt plugs for decoration. People fall asleep. I don't imagine many people sleep with them on purpose, but certaintly possible to pass out with a butt plug in place.
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Maybe? This came from 4Chan so it's very possible it could be entirely made up lol
"The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact."
Literally on 4chan as a header.
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Anything on 4chan I assume isn't real, but pretend it is. More fun that way.
4chan makes me believe it more in this case
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Anon will need a plumber because he got up in a daze to use the bathroom.
i rate this greentext fake on scale of 1 to gay
I dunno how exhausted or drunk you’d have to be to pass out with one of those things inserted. Seems like it’d feel like a turd half out and your body would prefer you deal with that and not fall asleep.
Spoken like somebody who's never used a butt plug
Yeah, that’s why I said “seems like” and not “when I do it (this) happens”.
You do you.
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Nah good ones are pretty comfy and after a while if you don't cause it to shift you forget it's there
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Have you checked for any holes in your wall? Maybe you coughed or sneezed while sleeping.
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butt plug tom strikes again
It's under the bed.
Aliens
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