this post was submitted on 03 Mar 2025
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LeopardsAteMyFace

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'I never thought leopards would eat MY face,' sobs woman who voted for the Leopards Eating People's Faces Party.

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You get what you wish for, Joe.

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[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 41 points 10 months ago
[–] someguy3@lemmy.ca 33 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Had to check:

As of now, his release date is September 9, 2037.

[–] BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world 23 points 10 months ago

Murder for hire scheme, as well as killing five tigers and selling some more across state lines.

[–] CaptDust@sh.itjust.works 29 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Shame it's metaphorical leopards and not his tigers.

[–] Botanicals@lemmy.world 9 points 10 months ago

It's a nice thought though, thanks 🥰

[–] bassplayingleaffan@lemmy.ca 2 points 10 months ago

The LeopardsAteMyFace party is a big tent party and included TigersWhoEatFaces

[–] Sanctus@lemmy.world 10 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Leopards and all, and have the day you vote for whatever, but its still sad to see happening.

[–] CaptDust@sh.itjust.works 16 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

What exactly is sad about it? This is the scenario maga supporters wished for, cheered for, VOTED FOR, for countless innocent people. They only feel mad/bad/sad after it effects them personally, and then - rather than reflect or empathize - have the audacity to demand an exception or loophole. Excuse my lack of sympathy, but he and anyone else who enabled these policies can eat the fattest of dicks. Hope he remains miserable.

[–] Sanctus@lemmy.world 19 points 10 months ago

Its sad to see people torn away. Treated like objects, or anything but human. They can cheer for it all they want. Its still sad, thats what empathy does to a MF. Makes you feel sorry for people even when they lack the ability to do so themselves.

[–] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 8 points 10 months ago

Beware the Night of Long Knives.