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[-] kristina@hexbear.net 66 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

what-the-hell man id be tripping if I knew that my foreskin ended up on some celebrities face

[-] RNAi@hexbear.net 54 points 11 months ago

Do they send you an official certificate?

[-] FloridaBoi@hexbear.net 47 points 11 months ago

Your donation has rejuvenated the facial tissue of MEL GIBSON

Thank you, FIRST NAME

[-] RNAi@hexbear.net 31 points 11 months ago
[-] ProfessorAdonisCnut@hexbear.net 3 points 11 months ago

I cannot begin to fathom the interplay between antisemitism and doing blood libel-lite with foreskins

[-] Tankiedesantski@hexbear.net 29 points 11 months ago

I would never stop bragging that Sandra Bullock touched my pee pee.

[-] kristina@hexbear.net 26 points 11 months ago

More like your pee pee is now Sandra Bullock

[-] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 59 points 11 months ago

Can't just throw genital mutilation tissue... I mean "deeply held colonial religous beliefs" out the door.

[-] edge@hexbear.net 74 points 11 months ago

It’s not even a religious belief, it was introduced in South Korea by the US in 1945. It’s just a cultural norm forced on them by a country that does it because some cereal guy thought it would stop masturbation.

[-] barrbaric@hexbear.net 23 points 11 months ago

Using this info to convince MRAs to support the DPRK.

[-] Shinhoshi@lemmygrad.ml 10 points 11 months ago

Murican Rifle Association?

[-] barrbaric@hexbear.net 15 points 11 months ago

Lol, Men's Rights Advocates. Weirdo anti-feminists who say that male oppression is more pervasive and dangerous.

[-] Shinhoshi@lemmygrad.ml 14 points 11 months ago

Eh, close enough. It's a shame because there are real men's issues, but people like this have to crap on it

[-] Tomboys_are_Cute@hexbear.net 44 points 11 months ago

"What if we did frazzledrip as a joke" goddamn. Every day they manage to create a horror beyond my comprehension

[-] usernamesaredifficul@hexbear.net 37 points 11 months ago

at a certain point horrors beyond your comprehension is just you not being good enough at comprehending things

[-] Tomboys_are_Cute@hexbear.net 32 points 11 months ago

That is the most polite "skill issue" I've ever gotten

[-] ElChapoDeChapo@hexbear.net 21 points 11 months ago

Look there are some horrors I don't want to comprehend, it's a defense mechanism

[-] Civility@hexbear.net 8 points 11 months ago

Babe wake up new site tagline just dropped.

[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 35 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

frazzledrip

Just googled what this is. I know we joke about the right and projection but if this is the shit they're making up I have no doubt reactionaries are consuming some sick shit.

[-] Tomboys_are_Cute@hexbear.net 17 points 11 months ago

I am sorry to have cursed you with the knowledge of what it was

[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 17 points 11 months ago

It creeps me out that q-freaks can come up with something so disturbing.

[-] the_post_of_tom_joad@hexbear.net 13 points 11 months ago

Well shit, now i gotta look it up too.

[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 18 points 11 months ago

CW tho it mentions some pretty horrendous violence and SA

[-] PoY@lemmygrad.ml 7 points 11 months ago

wait you mean they're eating it?

[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 8 points 11 months ago

No I mean like the media and whatnot they consume, it fuels these sick projections.

[-] PoY@lemmygrad.ml 2 points 11 months ago

but like, how can you eat media?

[-] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 5 points 11 months ago

I have no doubt reactionaries are consuming some sick shit.

Just about all of the "pizzagate" jargon that 4chan nazis came up with was jargon they were already using among themselves when discussing their kiddie porn interests.

In that same way, I think chuds get off to what they claim horrifies them, and hopefully lack the means to actually make their fantasies come true.

[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 44 points 11 months ago
[-] JoeByeThen@hexbear.net 39 points 11 months ago
[-] SpiderFarmer@hexbear.net 39 points 11 months ago

It feels like the Imperial Core is using South Koreans as livestock.

[-] BarrelAgedBoredom@lemm.ee 16 points 11 months ago

Just the tips, to be fair

[-] Shrike502@lemmygrad.ml 11 points 11 months ago

It's not just South Korea. Look at the "surrogate motherhood industry" in Ukraine for example

[-] GarfieldYaoi@hexbear.net 33 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Meanwhile these people get tax exemptions and you will never hope to own a house or be free from debt. :D

[-] SacredExcrement@hexbear.net 29 points 11 months ago
[-] StalinForTime@hexbear.net 28 points 11 months ago

Always remember that no matter how insane you think the bougies are, they are always somehow more depraved.

[-] ButtBidet@hexbear.net 26 points 11 months ago

I want my foreskin back.

cw:sexI've given blowjobs to uncut guys and holy shit they enjoy it more

[-] BountifulEggnog@hexbear.net 10 points 11 months ago

Me too man, you aren't alone in that.

[-] tactical_trans_karen@hexbear.net 13 points 11 months ago

They say South Korean cosmetics and skin care are decades ahead of the rest of the world...

[-] RyanGosling@hexbear.net 6 points 11 months ago

This isn't new. Bow down before the Holy Foreskin

[-] determinism2@hexbear.net 6 points 11 months ago

glasses-off

"South Korea Ranks First In STEM"

glasses-on

"South Korea Ranks First In STEM"

[-] Teekeeus@hexbear.net 5 points 11 months ago

I wish coming-to-xi-you would just nuke hollywood already

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