Should've organized them alphabetically too
this post was submitted on 13 Jan 2025
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Much better to organize it by water systems, with some additional divisions for the Mississippi system.
No wonder it's called the mighty Mississippi. It's huge!
So the states get gradually smaller as you go north? Got it.
Yeah, I would have gone with straight lines, not these weird curved ones.
This somehow feels like a joke about map projections that would make its way into Futurama
That's really high praise, thanks! Made my day.
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Uh oh. Looks like someone messed with Texas.
Some choices were definitely made here.
Delaware.
Where?
Delagone
Gerrymanderers hate this one trick...
I moved from Pennsylvania back home to Minnesota a decade ago. Didn't expect it to move back to me.
I'm not sure which state is furthest from it's original position, but Indiana seems quite far from home.
Delaware is in the U.P.
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I see we've forgotten our non-contiguous siblings.
But more to the point, why not just arrange them alphabetically while we're here?
Georgia and Florida are already kind of like that, culturally speaking.
This hurts.
Maine be like "You guys changed the map?"
I love this map. It breaks my brain in so many ways!
I'm not sure what giving NJ a giant flaccid water dong that just barely enters Virginia is supposed to symbolize, but I'm here for it.
I think.
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Arkansas straight up deleted from existence.
Edit: it’s west of Oklahoma!
Can't believe someone finally won the Toledo War. Really didn't expect it to be Rhode Island
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There are now two Kansas Cities in Ohio
Settle down, Jefferson.
I feel like a lot of people won't get your solid joke.
I'll cry into my basket of sweet early peas.
We are just gonna give South Carolina the outer banks? No. Redraw these lines, pls thnx
South Carolina is Worst Carolina and they deserve nothing but the highway that runs through the state so people can get out quickly.
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At first I was pissed thinking I don't want to live in Virginia or Maryland then I was like why the hell is Maryland south of Virginia?
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The idea that Connecticut shares a border with Alabama and SC is fundamentally cursed
New Jersey moves to Minnesota. That...
Yeah that tracks.
Made New York even richer and more influential, while nerfing most of the competition.
Do all the people from the state move too, or is this just redrawn boundaries? Because if it's the former, California and Texas are going to be a bad time.
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Toto, I don’t think we’re in Kansas anymore.
Do any people have to move? Do the governors have to move prior to next election?
Only if they live right on one of the new lines. No one can live on the lines!
I can't exactly tell but I think this map would have me living in Ohio. So, I'd rather not thank you.
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Ooo, I like this! Now I want to see a map where the area of each state is proportional to its population, but still fitting together in a recognizable way.
NTY, I do not want to live where Ohio is.
I like this - it puts the Midwest where I assumed it was, before finding out that it's actually where I would want to call the 'Mideast'.
[ANGRY PENNSYLVANIAN NOISES]
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