My high school boyfriend was a grower (and he wasn’t done actually growing taller when we dated, so it’s probably different now), but when he was totally soft, this is basically what his dick and balls looked like. I used to wonder how he aimed to pee, but I couldn’t figure out a way to ask it without crushing him, so I never did.

[–] psud@aussie.zone 3 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

I'm a grower and it's pretty easy to aim, pretty hard to sit and pee sometimes when it's super shrunk.

Sometimes it's just pushing the tip down a little - it's pointed pretty right when retracted, sometimes it's easier to just stretch my penis to give enough to get two fingers onto

Don't worry about hurting a guy who's a grower by asking about his penis while it's small, maybe be boggled at how it gets so big when it's erect when starting so tiny

[–] brown567@sh.itjust.works 11 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

It's not that short... It's pretty much average, right?

[–] M1nds3nd@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 week ago

It's a good size.

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 10 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Let me guess, procedural hot dog made with geometry nodes in Blender?

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 15 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

You can't make a hot dog ball by putting it in the blender, stupid, it becomes dust which you shouldn't breathe.

[–] evidences@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

Hotdog dust, don't breathe this.

[–] jabathekek@sopuli.xyz 10 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Hotball

UwU

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Hot dogball

WuW

[–] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 10 points 2 weeks ago

That's brown pacman with the head of a dick in its mouth

[–] sykael@startrek.website 7 points 2 weeks ago

Everything reminds me of him...

[–] drunkman@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

pacman

[–] jabathekek@sopuli.xyz 1 points 2 weeks ago

gobblin' deez nut

[–] lime@feddit.nu 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

Jag älskar att det där var en grej

[–] NickwithaC@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

Hotdog Slider!

[–] Philharmonic3@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

What bothers me most is the unrealistic girth of the dog compared to the bun. Most dogs fit down into buns with the top of the dog slightly under the bun

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

I've eaten ones like this tho. Longer, but incredibly girthy.

[–] danc4498@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Honestly, why has nobody made hot dog nuggets? Seems like a missed opportunity. Or maybe just a choking hazard.

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)

Literal translation ball sausage and fun sausage.

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 1 week ago

god i fucking love how our cuisine just doesn't give a single fuck and will try anything
it's not even that strange of an idea really, since meatballs are bog standard.

[–] danc4498@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Does this imply the balls are the fun part of the sausage?

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

Definitely the fun part.

[–] jabathekek@sopuli.xyz 1 points 2 weeks ago

sausage is stored in the balls

[–] Jourei@lemm.ee 1 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Pacman eating a meatball of sorts