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[–] kata1yst@sh.itjust.works 21 points 3 months ago (2 children)

I'd pay to see that fan cut.

[–] JohnDClay@sh.itjust.works 12 points 3 months ago (2 children)
[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Lord of the Rings but Legolas has a sniper rifle

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Tap for spoilerand is a homicidal maniac who doesn't distinguish friend from foe

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[–] NoForwardslashS@sopuli.xyz 7 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] kata1yst@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 months ago
[–] ThatGuyNamedZeus@feddit.org 8 points 3 months ago (2 children)

The elf should be using something with an insane amount of stopping power, like a 408 cheytac, or a 460 magnum.

something that screams out of the barrel and penetrates straight through any enemy armored or otherwise.

maybe even one of those new 17 caliber bullets that they put inside of the shell from a .556

[–] skulblaka@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Magnum rounds are Dwarven make. You gotta be dense and stocky to put those downrange without falling on your ass. Elven spec-ops prefer Creedmoor.

[–] ThatGuyNamedZeus@feddit.org 1 points 3 months ago

Have you seen how fast and sleek 460 magnum is? 500 magnum was the "stupidly big" one, 460 was the one that they put a lot of science into

Much like the 50BMG in contrast to the 408 cheytac

[–] Hathaway@lemmy.zip 2 points 3 months ago
[–] Kyle_The_G@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago

Final boss in sekiro be like:

[–] Canadian_Cabinet@lemmy.ca 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Legolas strikes me as more of a SIG person, IMO

[–] bluewing@lemm.ee 2 points 3 months ago

Nah, he's more of a Holland&Holland or Boss Double Rifle in .500 Nitro Express kind of guy.

[–] someguy3@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

What a loss to not give him a sniper rifle.

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 3 months ago

doesn't need it, he holds it in one hand and shoots with a straight arm, nailing the target between the eyes

[–] callouscomic@lemm.ee 4 points 3 months ago

Legolas: "See that? 360 no scope!"

Gimli: "Its a nice gun i'll give you that. But the engraving gives you no tactical advantage whatsoever."

[–] ryathal@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 months ago

Oliphaunts aren't so scary when you have an anti-materiel rifle.