this post was submitted on 06 Dec 2024
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[–] NutWrench@lemmy.ml 101 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Dear FBI,

  1. Welcome to Lemmy.
  2. If you're looking for a list of suspects, you can start by investigating all of UHC's denied claims that resulted in a death. Shouldn't take you more than a decade or so.
[–] Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 40 points 1 year ago

Add to that all the doctors and office staff that have to deal with backbilling by them and you can add like another million suspects to the list.

[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 72 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Fuck it, drop it anonymously.

[–] Moc@lemmy.world 56 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] loaExMachina@sh.itjust.works 33 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] CluckN@lemmy.world 20 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] pookie@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Sergio@slrpnk.net 8 points 1 year ago

Your attempt was ill-planned poorly-executed and just plain not nice, Ministry for the Propagation of Virtue and the Prevention of Vice.

[–] Venator@lemmy.nz 6 points 1 year ago

Or just photshop it to make it look like a screenshot of 4chan

[–] RangerJosie@lemmy.world 57 points 1 year ago
[–] ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world 45 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Yo send it to me in a dm these memes are fueling me right now

[–] mexicancartel@lemmy.dbzer0.com 34 points 1 year ago

Nice try, FBI.

[–] Manifish_Destiny@lemmy.world 26 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I keep writing comments like that and then having to erase them.

[–] Scubus@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 year ago

Tbh I just don't care. I'm honestly amazed i havent been comtacted or had my door kicked down yet. Of course ive been saying this type of thing is enevitable for years and everyone goes full virtue signalling and downvotes me... until it happens

[–] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 26 points 1 year ago

I must not fed post

[–] Aquila@sh.itjust.works 22 points 1 year ago
[–] LogicalDrivel@sopuli.xyz 22 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I actually added a disclaimer in my bio on bluesky saying nothing i say is serious. I know that wont matter too much in court but it cant hurt right?

[–] Scubus@sh.itjust.works 31 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Brand yourself as entertainment and it is 100% legally defensable.

"No one of sound mind would take us seriously"

[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Hope you have Fox News’ lawyers and their connection to shady corrupt judges.

[–] Scubus@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 year ago

You mean fox entertainment

[–] Earflap@reddthat.com 3 points 1 year ago

That's not a bad idea but I already have one and I don't want to change it.

[–] lemmyseizethemeans@lemmygrad.ml 21 points 1 year ago

I'm not saying the shooter was based but I am saying the system murders the fuck out of cancer patients daily so dear FBI friend friend reading this how is your deductible

[–] Vinny_93@lemmy.world 19 points 1 year ago (2 children)

You know what I think? There is not really a meme but the meme about the meme is the meme

[–] emergencyfood@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)

It's memes all the way down.

[–] Vinny_93@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

The illumemenati controls all

[–] pookie@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 year ago

It's memeception.

[–] faultyproboscus@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] semperverus@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"Milhouse is not a meme" is a meme.

[–] Earflap@reddthat.com 3 points 1 year ago

""Milhouse is not a meme" is a meme" is a meme.

[–] takeda@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Off topic, but where does this picture originates from?

[–] Fuck_u_spez_@sh.itjust.works 30 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] Gork@lemm.ee 8 points 1 year ago

If I strained that hard, it'd cause a fart.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Thanks. Never read the history of this but I had always been curious. Turns out it’s just a “funny face” the guy can make. I was concerned this dude was having some kind of stress induced medical episode here.

[–] Passerby6497@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Just add 'in minecraft' to the meme, they'll never see through and just think you're weird.