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[–] teft@lemmy.world 22 points 2 years ago

Damn bards always coming up with new techniques.

[–] Aquila@lemmy.world 13 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Might work for Wizards but what about Sorcerers that Subtle Spell cast Power Word Kill?

Okay, I see how you would have to awkwardly keep your eyes open during kissing, but it would be possible.

[–] entropicdrift@lemmy.sdf.org 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I've got an Aberrant Mind Sorcerer, he can just use Psionic Sorcery to hit em with a Dissonant Whispers, then use the attack of opportunity when they're running away to hit em with a melee attack

[–] match@pawb.social 14 points 2 years ago

ass slapping is a melee attack

[–] Dizrak@ttrpg.network 11 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I am pretty sure they still can bite you

[–] Zagorath@aussie.zone 8 points 2 years ago

Ha. And do a whopping 1 + STR damage? And since they're a wizard, that's probably 1 damage. I think you'll be fine.

[–] match@pawb.social 9 points 2 years ago (1 children)

A ring of freedom of movement can deal with that

[–] MxM111@kbin.social 4 points 2 years ago

But why?

[–] phi1997@kbin.social 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

They can press sexual assault charges