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Sorry, not sorry. (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 7 hours ago by Joker@sh.itjust.works to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[-] Gsus4@mander.xyz 22 points 6 hours ago

I need to make some stickers out of these...to make new friends :D

[-] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 44 points 7 hours ago

Aren't Java and JavaScript the same anyway?

[-] MajorHavoc@programming.dev 7 points 1 hour ago

Yeah. And Vim and VSCode are one product, as well, if configured correctly.

And why is the Ubuntu logo even on here?!

I joke!

I'm joking. I'm a fully indoctrinated member of the cult of Debian. I'm actually one of the eleven people who care that there are differences between Debian an Ubuntu. And I have a shirt that expresses how much I hate Snaps.

[-] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 3 points 1 hour ago

But I bet you don't have even a shirt that condemns systemd, you casual!

[-] MajorHavoc@programming.dev 1 points 1 hour ago

Lol. That's true. I couldn't find one in my size.

[-] ma1w4re@lemm.ee 2 points 2 hours ago

I'd say C# and Java are the same 🥶🥶🙏🙏

[-] NaibofTabr@infosec.pub 82 points 6 hours ago

Java is to JavaScript as car is to carpet.

[-] drcobaltjedi@programming.dev 6 points 1 hour ago

I once told my boss that when I advertised as being a java dev when he was wondering why I was having a hard time with JS. He still didn't get it and thought one was a subset of the other. I had to explain to him that you don't drive your carpet to work, they are infact different and only share some letters in common.

[-] jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works 38 points 6 hours ago

One takes you places, the other is a nasty dirt magnet. Which one is which is entirely subjective.

[-] NaibofTabr@infosec.pub 34 points 6 hours ago

[-] jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works 16 points 4 hours ago

Touche.

A flying nasty dirt magnet that takes you places.

So basically JavaScript with TypeScript.

[-] Im_old@lemmy.world 13 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago)

Oh that carpet is going to be definitively dirtier afterwards lol.

[-] babybus@sh.itjust.works 9 points 6 hours ago

No. JavaScript doesn't have types. Java and TypeScript are the same though.

[-] kameecoding@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago

Kotlin is much closer to Typescript than Java.

But typescript is not real OO, it's a meta language trying to make javascript useable, so basically typescript isn't like anything.

[-] zqwzzle@lemmy.ca 29 points 7 hours ago

If you want the vectors for stickers https://lemmy.ca/comment/503168

[-] OpenStars@piefed.social 7 points 5 hours ago

[-] PotatoesFall@discuss.tchncs.de 15 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago)

what is the rust one again. It looks so familiar but eludes me

edit: it's nodejs

[-] silasmariner@programming.dev 2 points 6 hours ago

Hey, there are two rust ones, check yerself. But the Gopher logo is pretty well known around these parts

[-] PotatoesFall@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 6 hours ago

I'm something of a gopher myself you know

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 2 points 4 hours ago

What's with the beaver crab?

[-] ma1w4re@lemm.ee 6 points 2 hours ago

Gorust Lang

[-] Diabolo96@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 hour ago

Rusty goo.

[-] passiveaggressivesonar@lemmy.world 3 points 1 hour ago

This is IT

[-] zyratoxx@lemm.ee 10 points 4 hours ago

They put the Gopher (Go) face on Ferris the Crab (Rust)

[-] krippix@feddit.org 3 points 4 hours ago

Mix between Go and Rust mascots

[-] Scoopta@programming.dev 7 points 7 hours ago

What is the ruby on rails supposed to be?...looks like ruby on rails with off colors to me, I can't place that logo. The rest of these are truly cursed tho

[-] zqwzzle@lemmy.ca 11 points 7 hours ago

Wordpress I think.

[-] Scoopta@programming.dev 3 points 6 hours ago

Huh, weird. The rest of these are pretty closely related technologies but I'm not sure I'd consider a web framework and a pre boxed website builder all that similar

[-] MajorHavoc@programming.dev 2 points 1 hour ago

Lol. I missed that. That's hilarious.

The Ruby community has been, at times, frustrated by people thinking that Ruby is only possible to use for making websites, due to Rails past dominance as a web library.

And the technology most ubiquitous to creating a quick website is, of course, WordPress.