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Pictured: Google trends showing a lot of people just today discovering Joe Biden isn't on the ballot

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[–] hexaflexagonbear@hexbear.net 82 points 10 months ago

The election is almost enturely determined by this type of guy.

[–] QueerCommie@hexbear.net 65 points 10 months ago (2 children)
[–] Rom@hexbear.net 65 points 10 months ago (1 children)

So glad we're burning down the planet for this.

[–] BynarsAreOk@hexbear.net 10 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

To be fair technically it can use the internet, its just a deliberate decision not to allow internet searching for "reasons", perhaps that would make it even worse given the plagiarism.

[–] merthyr1831@lemmy.ml 5 points 10 months ago

Snapchat's AI model was adamant that Queen Elizabeth II was still alive up until a few months ago.

[–] axont@hexbear.net 49 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Also spikes for searches like "who is kamala Harris" or "who is trump" or "why does my butthole itch"

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 28 points 10 months ago

#ItchyButthole2024

[–] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 46 points 10 months ago

These are the only people I envy

[–] Thorngraff_Ironbeard@hexbear.net 45 points 10 months ago (3 children)

Seems like people are voting for Robert Kennedy too, not sure if they are unaware he dropped out or they are the never trump type.

[–] axont@hexbear.net 32 points 10 months ago

I have to assume at least 2% of voters choose a completely random name on their ballot

[–] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 20 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (2 children)

Isn't he still on the ballot in some places? Like he dropped out but after some legal time limit or whatever

[–] Thorngraff_Ironbeard@hexbear.net 16 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Sounds about right. In bad country they keep people who don't even wanna run on the ballot.

[–] VILenin@hexbear.net 6 points 10 months ago

In bad country fake candidates are added to the ballot to fool the people into thinking anyone other than dear leader is in the running

[–] Findom_DeLuise@hexbear.net 5 points 10 months ago

Yep, he was still on mine. I sincerely hope he carries a few districts here just so that Trump doesn't completely run away with it in this hellhole of a state, but what the hell can you do.

[–] Rom@hexbear.net 14 points 10 months ago

Trend of people searching "was RFK shot in 68"

[–] AndyCapps@hexbear.net 44 points 10 months ago (2 children)

That's why you gotta write him in

[–] Saleri@hexbear.net 55 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] vegeta1@hexbear.net 23 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Only in death does duty end

[–] Findom_DeLuise@hexbear.net 15 points 10 months ago

Listen, Jack, your watch has not ended!

[–] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 44 points 10 months ago (2 children)

He's electable if you vote for him

[–] Saleri@hexbear.net 14 points 10 months ago

There are some timelines where he's actually forced to stay in office for a few more years beacuase enough people wrote him in.

[–] redtea@lemmygrad.ml 3 points 10 months ago

Worked for the CPSU central committee.

[–] aaaaaaadjsf@hexbear.net 36 points 10 months ago

It's finally, officially, Joeover

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 36 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

Did he died?

AI RESULT: Yes Joe Biden died June 23 2024 while shitting on the toilet and cursing Corn Pop.

[–] HomoSexualTransStalinist@hexbear.net 19 points 10 months ago (1 children)

the ai's citations:

^1^[hexbear.net/c/fakenews]
^2^[hexbear.net/u/melina]

[–] Lemmygradwontallowme@hexbear.net 10 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Fact check: Melina was terminated at the Fake News channel before such date... besides that, source is verified

Rating of comment: partially true

[–] Ildsaye@hexbear.net 31 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

He was the only one who could defeat Trump - but when the liberals needed him most, he vanished

[–] asante@hexbear.net 6 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

waiting 100 years for the dems to win again lol

[–] WilsonWilson@hexbear.net 31 points 10 months ago

extremely offline

[–] CrispyFern@hexbear.net 28 points 10 months ago

Trillbilly bit of rural guy that's never heard of covid, but is deeply concerned about cancel culture.

[–] Cherufe@hexbear.net 21 points 10 months ago
[–] Thallo@hexbear.net 20 points 10 months ago
[–] 2Password2Remember@hexbear.net 20 points 10 months ago

god i wish that were me

Death to America

[–] HumanBehaviorByBjork@hexbear.net 15 points 10 months ago

oh my god they're gonna say he would have won

[–] gay_king_prince_charles@hexbear.net 15 points 10 months ago

Living their best lives

[–] NewAcctWhoDis@hexbear.net 14 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I don't know that it's that many people, the year-long trend looks a lot different.

[–] JoeByeThen@hexbear.net 9 points 10 months ago

6% of the amount that searched at the time it happened still seems like a lot.

[–] Frank@hexbear.net 13 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I wonder what that's like, just living in that information void.

[–] redtea@lemmygrad.ml 3 points 10 months ago

It's either bliss or day after day of everything going so wrong there's no time to catch up on the world.

[–] Tripbin@hexbear.net 10 points 10 months ago

they didnt even know to vote for biden in 2020 till after everyone dropped out and the msn just repeated Biden until it was the only name they were familiar with at the ballot.

[–] TheSpectreOfGay@hexbear.net 10 points 10 months ago

wish that were me