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Once again, every JD Vance story I hear involves him somehow putting down his children or generally being a bad dad. And that's the stuff I hear out of his own mouth.
this post was submitted on 03 Nov 2024
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I wouldn't want any kids near him.
I feel sorry for those kids for real
Am I missing something? This doesn’t sound like he’s shitting on his kid for playing pretend, it sounds like he’s shitting on young trans people by equating a child with gender dysphoria with a child playing pretend.
I assume he thought it was a clever joke to call his own children "batshit insane" but it kind of sounds like a Freudian slip. After all - he's describing the normal fantasy life little kids have. Plus there's what UlyssesT said.
He's using his kids to provide a negative example of behavior that he thinks shouldn't be taken seriously.
god i wanna hit him with a 2x4 so badly
From watching carpentry YouTube videos, I learned that most 2x4s in north America are lower quality because they're made from younger trees and because they're pine, they're very soft wood. What the people on the videos recommend is taking a 2x10 that's made from stronger wood, cutting two 2x4s from each edge, and then using that to smack JD Vance in the face.
thank you for your service 
God, you go to the hardware store and 90% of the lumber is all warped to shit. You have to sort through a forest to find enough good pieces to use
What a waste. You could be using it to build a guillotine instead.
I’m gonna use the 2x10 method described by @TraschcanOfIdeology@hexbear.net so there will be plenty left over to finish the job
Daddy, I'm a Mets fan
Bit idea: dad who's totally supportive of his daughter transition but disowns her for rooting for the DAMN YANKEES!
Unironically a more respectable guy
Trans daughter comes to thanksgiving in a Yankees cap.
Dad: "I don't have a daughter anyone!"
The pure existance of people like me or lgbt folks turns these ghouls like into a hell of their own making
Baby Vance: Daddy, I want to be a dinosaur for Halloween
JD: Those disgusting transgenders have gotten their hooks in my poor son. He thinks he’s a dinosaur!
No JD, you get your kid a kick ass dino suit like a real fuckin' father would. 
Or just tar and feather your child, same end result
Did he really say this? Incredible...
How long is it going to take to undo all the lies and ignorance these assholes spout? Transgender / NB people are not playing pretend it is not a fetish. This is who they are it is innate. Hard coded. You can't pray the trans / NB away. You can't conversion therapy the trans / NB away.
Those who preach the loudest are the worst offenders so I want to know what skeletons JD has hiding in his closet. Every single time you get a loud ass hate spewer like this there's some rent boy or caught a club or something 
Religion Gone Bad by Mel White - he was a ghost writer for Christian evangelicals. He witnessed these hate spewers go on radio stations and do their hour long lying and hate spewing only to catch them making out on the couch later. Wasn't just isolated incidents either. When confronted they said "don't believe everything you hear on the radio".
How long is it going to take to undo all the lies and ignorance these assholes spout?
Given that these same people still believe being gay is a choice, they won't, and they will never learn.
How long is it going to take to undo all the lies and ignorance these assholes spout?
2-3 generations after they get released from re-education camps.
You'd get FEATHERS on dinosaur HRT anyway
Oh look. Their one joke.
Reactionaries are always opposed to imagination in all forms.
Anti-trans 
strikes again.
Death to America.
violently resisting the urge to be a fedora atheist and make fun of him praying
I’m in favor of the pro-dinosaur agenda so I would