Apparently putting a huge number of people in jail for minor possession of a drug that is only illegal because of racist 70s politics is spotless, and doing so to support capitalizing the prison system, is spotless. I call it dehumanizing and unconstitutional, but I just care about empirical data that apparently is completely unimportant in tribalist capitalist worshiping countries like the USA.

A perfectly good meme but I would say it might still presume a little too much good faith.

They're not undecided. They want to vote for Trump and are desperately hoping for a socially acceptable reason to do so.

You not only need to vote for the candidate of their choice, you also need to match whatever they pick. Yey! Democracy!

Enter to win!

Prices included: " new president!"

Rules:

-Pick whoever you want

-If the electoral college picks the person you picked, then congratulations! You picked the winner 🏆🏆🏆🏆!

-if the electoral college picks someone else, then congratulations! You got a different president than the one you picked because your vote is worthless!

Yey! Democracy!

But do go vote, this is just a sarcastic comment about the stupid way we pick...the electoral college picks presidents for us like kings. The rest of the ballot is full of things that you do actually vote for, like local representatives, education leaders, district judges etc. Only the presidential election is not actually your thing. The rest of it is probably more important anyway so who cares if the electoral college picks Mexico's president to be our president. They could pick Kim Jung Un, but our president is usually a lame duck anyway the entire time due to the Republican party cock blocking their every move....like your student loans! Remember those? The fucking republican party block all attempts so far. But again, don't worry about it, it's not our thing. Let's let the electoral college to worry about it.

I'm sure pretending the blue candidate isn't complicit in genocide is a great strategy to convincing more voters.